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El Pirata de Culiacán
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WARNING:
With Spics,
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This person You can help by doing nothing, lol. |
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| El Pirata de Culiacán | |
| Nationality: | Mexicunt 
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| Born | April 18, 2000 |
| Died | December 18, 2017 (aged 17) |
| Occupation | Jewtuber & Alcoholic |
| Years Active | 2016-2017 |
| Died becuz | Gunshot Wounds (15x) |
Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales (a.k.a. El Pirata de Culiacán) was a 17-year-old Mexican YouTuber, internet personality and professional Brian Peppers lookalike who enjoyed making shitty videos of himself getting piss drunk, hanging with his bitches and vomiting.
Unfortunately for Rosales, he eventually made the mistake of getting so drunk that he recorded a video where he told a notorious Mexican drug lord named El Mencho (Powerword: Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes) to suck his cock. Fortunately for everyone else, he uploaded the video to YouTube like a complete retard and was promptly gunned down at a bar by members of Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación.
Considering cartels are known for their creative fatalities, the gordito got it pretty easy. 15 bullets to the gut compared to being burnt alive or funkytowned is definitely preferable.
—Mexican Peppers tells a drug lord to suck his cock | ||
LOL DED
The Aftermath
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| Juan Luis Lagunas Rosales is part of a series on Dying Alone
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