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Jasmine Richardson

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Jasmine Richardson
Born ca. 1994 (33 years old)
Nationality: Canuck  
Highscore 3 kills
Top 50? Fuck No
Style Co-op (manipulative), Hack'N'Slash
An Hero? No


   
 
Tell my mom she can have my TV and that I love her


 


 
 

—Jasmine Richardson, who gets free HBO in prison

   
 
Fuck you, I'm a werewolf, Rawr!!


 


 
 

—Jeremy Steinke, preparing for the next full moon


tits or GTFO

Jasmine Richardson is a 12 year old girl who with a help of his bf, on 23rd April 2006, knifed her family in the name of the Worldwide Furry Conspiracy. At 12, she is the youngest killer in Canuckistan and was a regular user of the super cereal emo-gangbang known as Vampirefreaks. Besides being a Goff and getting stuck in the hole for a decade, she is also the hottest piece of JB to commit murder EVAR. Apparently, she killed her family for the lulz and to get with her boyfriend, Jeremy Steinke who was 23. Rumors indicate that Sean O'Neill has already prepared for Jasmine a $9000 a month contract with Suicide Girls to be their head pinup, right beside Nazi superwoman RAPE BLOSSOM. She has declined to comment upon whether or not she will take Pimpmaster Sean up on this offer.

The Aftermath

Jeremy on a full moon

The judge sentenced Jasmine for 1st degree IRL permabannage to the fullest extent of the lol for a minor, which means 10 solid years of Pruno and hairy-lipped cunnilingus from Tori Sue Heck's extended family. It is unknown whether or not the fursuits will be considered contraband or allowed for conjugal visits. Steinke was also a flaming HIV infected homosexual. He had sex with niggers all the time. That is why the sick fuck would molest a child like Jasmine. Jasmine, was sent free on May 2016.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 '
Accuracy: 20/20 Got the best aim, although it was a family killing
Style: 10/20 Emofags on love
Butthurt: 10/20 Still being recalled on the "Kids who killed" section
Bonus: 0/20 '
Total Score: 43/100 (D-)
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Gallery of a VF

The More You Know/Trivia

Welcome to my tragic end
  • Over 9000 Jews were absent from Israel when Jasmine did the deed. Mossad conspiracy? You decide.
  • Jasmine's name was Jasmine, while the werewolf's name was Jeremy. They both start with J! and also the letter R is next to the letter S in the latin alphabet! Coincidence? You decide.
  • Charles ManSON - Jasmine RichardSON - Jeremy is some guy's SON - Kimveer Gill was some guy's death SON - Jasmine was free on 2016 when David SONboly went amok. Coincidence? You decide.
  • Jasmine's nexopia account ended the same day she killed her family. Coincidence? You decide.
  • Released from prison in 2011, 2016, walking absolutely free. Jasmine attended to Mount Royal University in Calgary, Alberta.
  • Like Kimveer Gill, was on VampireFreaks during 2006. Both were also living in Canada, but Kim was an hindi. Coincidence? You decide.
  • 2006 was a year full of mass killers and attempted ones, like the fag of Alvaro Castillo, including herself. MK Ultra brainwashing? You decide.
  • A 12 year old was killed on Belgium over a MP3 the week before she did it. Coincidence? You decide.
  • His bf was 23 years old when both killed Jasmine's family on a April 23rd, 2006. Coincidence? You decide.

See Also

External Links

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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsNicholas ProsperPekka-Eric AuvinenPeter ScullyRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck


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