FPSRussia
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Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts. |
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FPSRussia, also known as FPSCommunist, (Powerword: Kyle Lamar Myers) is a gun-tuber who had his life ruined over by glowniggers setting him up. He originally lived a normal, dreamlife for any American. By doing what every other Amerifail citizen does; owning guns and shooting them. Fun fact: He isn't Russian. Since the start of the channel back in 2010 it has acquired around 6.3 million subscribers. Due to Kyle losing the right to own firearms he has quit making videos and has become a vape addict, and a co-host of the podcast Painkiller Already, also known as PKA. Which he originally co-starred in with WingsofRedemption.
Who Is Kyle
Kyle started on the YouTube scene after many failed attempts of making money in the big shitty state of Georgia. After moving away from the good life in the country to follow some girl he had the hots for back in high school, Kyle had experience living with slavs for some time from being dirt poor and unlikable, which inspired the creation of the character FPSRussia. After giving up on the girl of his dreams he moved back home and started playing cod of dutty 4 and making YouTube videos. After getting some popularity and signing a contract with MaShitima, the videos he made were of him trying out guns while doing a shitty Russian accent. Later he made a second channel dedicated to his character calling himself a "Professional Russian" which is a gag he thought no one understood but him. The channel grew quickly, and according to Kyle it was Youtube's fastest growing channel at the time.
PaintballKitty
Kyle has something that every true blooded American wants. A crippled britbong that makes soap in it's spare time from sucking dick. Paintballkitty is known to his drones as his manager. She is crippled waist down due to arthritis and spends her time in a wheelchair. It has been mentioned multipliable times that she runs a "successful" Etsy store where she sells soap and other faggy shit like that. Before she became a welfare cum dumpster she spent her time shooting little kids with paint balls in the balls. She has reportedly moved in and out of Kyle's house due to him not helping her enough; one time she recalled falling down some stairs and spent hours shouting for help as Kyle screamed "Fuck you dragon bitch" whilst playing Skyrim.
Murder of Keith Ratliff
Keith Ratliff who was FPSRussia's manager was killed by a gunshot wound to the head, presumably by a nigger. This would also lead to Kyle being implicated, and targeted by the police as the number one suspect. Which is why he was later caught on bogus weed charges. These weed charges included things like "distribution", which the supposed distribution was him giving his girlfriend some of the THC oil. This gave the ATF the go to seize over 50 different fire-arms, and taking him into custody.
This caused him to lose the right to own guns, which meant once he got out his ability to continue making his old videos would seize as well.
One could say glowies didn't like the content he was making, or some could say Kyle has shown numerous times he has a vast insight about killing people. As seen from certain episodes of PKA. It's up to you what you want to believe about the murder, because Kyle was found not guilty, and the case was never solved.
Kyle did it.
Things FPS enjoys doing
- Fucking pots
- Making money
- Being a redneck
- Missing out on entire words to get across the fact that he IS Russian.
- Shooting Xboxes
- Compensating for his
micro penisMONSTER gun. - Wearing his branded T-shirts, you know the ones with stupid stuff on them? E.G Professional Russian
FPFSRussia's Fan Base
- Call of Duty players
- 13 year olds
- Gun enthusiastic individuals
- People with no life
- You
- 12 year olds
- People that wish they could have a gun
- 15 year olds
How to troll him
- Comment on how isn't using the gun properly and that he obviously doesn't know how to shoot.
- Comment on how you know more about guns than him.
- Comment on how close his videos are to Call Of Duty.
- Ask him why he uses a green screen in his videos.
- Call him a sell out.
- Call him Scrooge McDuck
- Spam his youtube comments saying that he isn't actually a Russian.
FPSRussia's fail moments
See Also
External Links
FPSRussia - abandoned- PKA Podcast - hosted on his friend's channel
- http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/09/leading-gun-advocate-killed-by-gunshot-to-the-head/
