Ricardo Lopez

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Ricardo López
Born:	January 14, 1975
Died:	September 12, 1996 (aged 21)
Nationality:	Uruguasho
Highscore	None
Top 50?	Negative
Style	Bomberman, Single player
An Hero?	Yes

The ugly bitch he killed himself over because he couldn't get her pussy.

Ricardo Lopez, also known as the "Björk stalker", was an IRL troll who was known for stalking the wonderful singer Björk, and eventually becoming an hero, at the age of 21, for his sweetheart. Lopez was one of the very first Vloggers in history, constantly making lulzy videos about shit going on in his life, and his love for Björk, whom he wished to torture for her incredibly shitty singing and his own sexual pleasure. While many people wished to do the same thing to her, Ricardo was the first to stand up and try to, though his efforts went to waste when the pigs discovered, and intercepted the acid-spraying bomb he sent her after watching the video he had taped of his suicide. Ricardo is also notable for being insane as fuck. Some examples are:

1. Shaving his head.

2. Painting his face.

3. Walking around naked while fat.

4. Showing off your moobs and dancing.

5. Shooting yourself in the head over Björk.

6. Giving a shit about Björk.

7. Viewing Björk as a daughter figure even though she was 31 at the time and he was 10 years younger than her.

8. Wanting to torture Björk for his own sexual pleasure even though he viewed her as a daughter figure.

9. Dying by asphyxia and not by the shot

10. Using a hollow point bullet, which is equal as a crappy .22.

The Diaries and Self-Pwning

Stalker's setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary:Acid book bomb	Acid book bomb. When Bjork opens it. Kaboom! and she gets his face deformed but doesn't die at all Does 25-30 pt. of damage
Handicap: Fat	He had the Klinefelter Syndrom, thats why he was a fat fuck Package delivery speed cut in half or half and a quarter.
Perk: Virgin With Rage	Pissed off of not getting his beloved chink looking Bjork. Double damage against kids, pimps, jocks and women. Triple for Bjork

Aftermath

It was later found out that the reason he killed himself and attempted killing Björk was not because of her shit music or weird looks, but because she was engaged to some black person by the name of Goldie, which made poor Ricardo mad. He of course, having no sense of reality before committing suicide, and not realizing that stalkers never get any pussy, wanted her dead for her betrayal. Even more lulz were had when his tapes were released onto the internets by the fiancé for great justice. It also turned out that Bjork and her then lover, Goldie, broke up early in September of 96, possibly a week or a few days before Ricardo gave his gun a blowjob. In all sense, he killed himself over nothing but at the same time, did the world a huge favor. One less fat person in the world. He claimed that his last words were "fuck the world", but right after he said that, he started speaking shit no one cares about for about one minute, then he started breathing like a total dumbass for about one more minute, he yelled something that was barely English, and then finally he shot himself and his official last words were "HUUURRRR DDURRRRRR OOOGGGGHHHHFFFFFFF".

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The death body of Ricardo the grotty

I Remember You, but with a Ricardo background

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Graded Score

Graded Score

Kill count:	0/20 OMFG
Accuracy:	0/20 Didn't manage to even injured a random
Style:	10/20 Bombing a celebrity and making his own YT videos before 2005
Butthurt:	5/20 Still famous on True Crime
Bonus:	0/20 Nope
Total Score: 15/100 (F)

Next time, if your corpse smells, TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER BEFORE AN HERO See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Federal Bureau of Investigation

What he said?

Here are the possible things he said before going to hell:

This is for you The most popular, but not so credible at all. Maybe referring to his surprise failed book.

Victory Also popular. More credible than the after one. Referring to his Epic fail.

Que chille He was from U are gay, so, maybe he said that, referring she will yell like a little girl.

Kuh Chuhh Some indecipherable idiom word from the Spanglish idiom.

HUUURRRR DDURRRRRR Same as before, strange elucubrations by this strange human-alien being.

Quotes

	“	Look at this beautiful face. This cute, innocent, sweet and shy thing. Well, SHE'S FUCKING A NIGGER. Can you believe that?	„
	—Ricardo's elegance knows no bounds.

	“	I.. I've never dreamed of fucking her,.. OK. The only thing I ever fantasized about if anything was bringing her pleasure, to satisfy her needs. You know, eating her out or something like that you know just giving her entire pleasure just.. because you know... fulfilling her earthly needs. Kay... Not... Not fucking her, because I know that I'm not sufficient for that, okay. I have prostate problems and I got a little dick and I'm fat and I have no stamina.	„
	— Ricardo not ashamed of his physique.

	“	A lot has to do with her child-like looks and her child like voice...	„
	—Ricardo confessing that he may be prone to kiddy fiddling.

	“	Fuck the world, that's my last words.	„
	—Our hero

	“	HURR DURR!	„
	—Second to last words

	“	OOOOOUGHHHHHHHFFFFFFFF	„
	—Our hero's actual last words

	“	He admits to being obsessed with Bjork, alludes to her having a relationship with a black man, and in his words, that was unacceptable.	„
	—Florida police

	“	Why someone is obsessed with Bjork, the world will never know...	„
	—TheCloudOfSmoke

Lessons learned

Mailing Björk a bomb is stupid, some other fat, deranged lunatic will hopefully try something else and succeed.
Banning a worldwide singer, actor or businessman is difficult and useless. It's better banning a Youtuber or a Dictator, WITHOUT USING A FUCKING BOMB!!!. Better take example of The trump killer and snipe it with a perfect aim. Another Deranged, Virgin and Antisocial human gonna do it better with a Youtuber or Streamer.
Don't tell, write or even record your shits online or IRL it will lead up you on jail or even repeating the same shit as the guy on this article.
Don't An hero too soon, wait until it is on news.

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