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Ricardo Lopez
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WARNING:
With Spics,
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Ricardo López | |
Born: | January 14, 1975 |
Died: | September 12, 1996 (aged 21) |
Nationality: | Uruguasho ![]() |
Highscore | None |
Top 50? | Negative |
Style | Bomberman, Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |


Ricardo Lopez, also known as the "Björk stalker", was an IRL troll who was known for stalking the wonderful singer Björk, and eventually becoming an hero, at the age of 21, for his sweetheart. Lopez was one of the very first Vloggers in history, constantly making lulzy videos about shit going on in his life, and his love for Björk, whom he wished to torture for her incredibly shitty singing and his own sexual pleasure. While many people wished to do the same thing to her, Ricardo was the first to stand up and try to, though his efforts went to waste when the pigs discovered, and intercepted the acid-spraying bomb he sent her after watching the video he had taped of his suicide. Ricardo is also notable for being insane as fuck. Some examples are:
3. Walking around naked while fat.
4. Showing off your moobs and dancing.
5. Shooting yourself in the head over Björk.
8. Wanting to torture Björk for his own sexual pleasure even though he viewed her as a daughter figure.
9. Dying by asphyxia and not by the shot
10. Using a hollow point bullet, which is equal as a crappy .22.
The Diaries and Self-Pwning
Stalker's setup | |
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Item | Accessories/Bonus |
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Does 25-30 pt. of damage |
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Aftermath




It was later found out that the reason he killed himself and attempted killing Björk was not because of her shit music or weird looks, but because she was engaged to some black person by the name of Goldie, which made poor Ricardo mad. He of course, having no sense of reality before committing suicide, and not realizing that stalkers never get any pussy, wanted her dead for her betrayal. Even more lulz were had when his tapes were released onto the internets by the fiancé for great justice. It also turned out that Bjork and her then lover, Goldie, broke up early in September of 96, possibly a week or a few days before Ricardo gave his gun a blowjob. In all sense, he killed himself over nothing but at the same time, did the world a huge favor. One less fat person in the world. He claimed that his last words were "fuck the world", but right after he said that, he started speaking shit no one cares about for about one minute, then he started breathing like a total dumbass for about one more minute, he yelled something that was barely English, and then finally he shot himself and his official last words were "HUUURRRR DDURRRRRR OOOGGGGHHHHFFFFFFF".
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Graded Score
Kill count: | 0/20 OMFG |
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Accuracy: | 0/20 Didn't manage to even injured a random |
Style: | 10/20 Bombing a celebrity and making his own YT videos before 2005 |
Butthurt: | 5/20 Still famous on True Crime |
Bonus: | 0/20 Nope |
What he said?
Here are the possible things he said before going to hell:
- This is for you The most popular, but not so credible at all. Maybe referring to his surprise failed book.
- Victory Also popular. More credible than the after one. Referring to his Epic fail.
- Que chille He was from U are gay, so, maybe he said that, referring she will yell like a little girl.
- Kuh Chuhh Some indecipherable idiom word from the Spanglish idiom.
- HUUURRRR DDURRRRRR Same as before, strange elucubrations by this strange human-alien being.
Quotes
—Ricardo's elegance knows no bounds. |
— Ricardo not ashamed of his physique. |
—Ricardo confessing that he may be prone to kiddy fiddling. |
—Our hero |
—Second to last words |
—Our hero's actual last words |
—Florida police |
—TheCloudOfSmoke |
Lessons learned
- Mailing Björk a bomb is stupid, some other fat, deranged lunatic will hopefully try something else and succeed.
- Banning a worldwide singer, actor or businessman is difficult and useless. It's better banning a Youtuber or a Dictator, WITHOUT USING A FUCKING BOMB!!!. Better take example of The trump killer and snipe it with a perfect aim. Another Deranged, Virgin and Antisocial human gonna do it better with a Youtuber or Streamer.
- Don't tell, write or even record your shits online or IRL it will lead up you on jail or even repeating the same shit as the guy on this article.
- Don't An hero too soon, wait until it is on news.
See Also
External Links
- Edited Lopez suicide video (completely NSFW)
- The story on London news
- His baaawwwwww story
- ZOMG HE'S SO SCARY!!!1
His complete video diaryBaleeted because of gay shit- His complete video diary, faggot
Kiwi Farms thread
He's Alive!
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Ricardo Lopez is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
Ricardo Lopez is part of a series on Dying Alone
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