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Colt Gray
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GREAT, ANOTHER DUMBASS WHO WANTS TO BE ADAM LANZA |
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Colt Gray is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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This article is about a person who is under 18 years old. You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to get off of the Internets until then. |
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| Colt Gray | |
| Born | January 14, 2010 (15 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 9 (7 by Colt) |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Colt Gray is some retarded 15-year-old kid who tried to shoot up his school, but only killed 4 people. In short, he's basically a whiny dumbass. His Shitcord username was Lanza in Russian. Clearly this kid has some fucking issues.
Due to his actions, people on social media have been spreading rumors about schools "being on a fucking list", or something like that. These rumors are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame, and be known as a faggot by friends or law enforcement.
High-Score Attempt
On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them. (However this dumbass was only able to shoot up one of the planned schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving his algebra class, grabbing his AR-15, and turning around, he fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets.
He then FINALLY managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow autistic nigger, a teacher who left the room like a retard, and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button technology used at Apalachee, this already low-scoring run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.
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Originz
Before this epic fail of America's favorite game, we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!
Colt "Smith And Wesson" Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in Georgia making him an early Gen Alpha, quite possibly the first notable school shooter to be too young to fall under Gen Z aka the "School Shooting Generation" according to Time Magazine's article on the stoneman douglas protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in Texas in 2018![1]
Colt Gray had a rough life, taking many a beating from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids as candy. Samuel Colt 22's parents were divorced which just adds more fuel to the fire. Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....
He had a highscore obsession like other notable school shooters such as Adam Lanza (the bowlcut ass gunslinger who killed those kids at Sandy Hook that would've been older than Colt). After being inspired by actually successful massacres like Sandy Hook and Parkland he had two decisions: A. Keep it a secret or B. TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A DISCORD GROUP. If you guessed B you deserve a free pizza Click here fat ass.
Equipment
"Investigationz"
After changing his pedocord username to Adam Lanza's surname in Russian and explaining how he wants to do a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and commit suicide, this of course alerted the FBI & the party van came to his house! [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1622451/police-questioning-georgia-shooter-colt-gray-his-dad-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-the-school-in-2023/ The FBI did jackshit of course cause we know how they handled his idol years ago when he posted that YouTube comment. How Colty got out of this mess was saying that he got hacked into saying that stuff and that it wasn't him. This of course allowed him to not be v& and of course commit his shitty "massacre"! He was obviously groomed by the FBI aswell.
Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his father makes him start stimming.
Dad's Reaction
Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about what you fucking say online or even sending the kid to a Psych Ward he decides to get him a Christmas present (AR-15) that would turn out to be deadly just like the Crumbleys have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No
Victims ;(
- Christina Irmie, 53
- Math teacher who got subtracted! - Richard Aspenwall, 39 - Algebra teacher who got factored!
- Christian Angulo, 14
- Spic who will never work on roofs again. :( - Mason Schermerhorn, 14 - Autistic niglet who had dreams of joining the NBA.
The brain-rotted shooter
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Showing off the gay smut he has displayed on his wall -
Another picture of him. Notice the pictures of Nick Cruz on the wall. -
Manliest twink -
From an ERP sesh -
Gonna suck your black dick
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 4/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 6/20 9 injured |
| Style: | 5/20 Death threats |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Got The Onion to post their "No Way to Prevent This" article for the first time since Robert Card |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Deadliest school shooting in Georgia |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See Also
- Nikolas Cruz - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.
- Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold - The OG school shooters.
- Ethan Crumbley - Got an identical score
External Links
Colt Gray is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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| Colt Gray is part of a series on Dying Alone
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