Kyle Spitze

This person is a sick fuck! They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: HIV/AIDS Bestiality Cuckoldry

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IT'S A MAN, BABY! Kyle Spitze is actually a man IRL. Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)

Kyle William Spitze^𖤐 (aka Criminal, Criminal764, hypno, khypnoed) was a sadistic crossdressing faggot affiliated with the satanic pedophile ring known as 764 and another extortionist group called Harm Nation. In typical sick-fuck fashion, he reveled in the act of extorting kids and stupid bitches into self-harming, carving his name onto their arms and using their blood to draw satanic shit, and all because they're too stupid to turn off their computers. Not to mention he's literally a fucking femboy; what could he possibly have against you that you can't rebuttal back to him, but I digress. On the matter of his transvestitism, he ironically was not himself extorted into crossdressing, which these sorts of grooming rings are known to do, but rather chooses to do so completely at his own volition. Like all good things however, Kyle's fun didn't last forever, as he has been scheduled to face trial on February 18, 2025 for offenses including child pornography and animal cruelty. Currently, he will be spending the next 15-30 years as Bubba's boywife behind bars.

	“	little information about how i started this, i've always been a psychopath and always wanted to watch girls inflict pain upon themselves for me. my earliest cutsign I've ever got was a single K back in 2016. over the years i've stopped taken breaks come back on new alias's. but i have a total of over 2600+ groomed victims. my goal is to reach 3000 before i get fedded.	„
	—Kyle Spitze

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  Now that's a name worthy of reverence!
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  Congratulations sir, an edgelord is you!
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  Would you fuck me?
• It's Friday, it's Friday, gotta get down— sorry... dead meme.

Daddy Issues

On August 25th, 2023, Jeffery Scott West got into a violent kerfuffle with Kyle Spitze which culminated into a Budd Dwyer incident. During this altercation, West, being Kyle's mom's boyfriend (because of course his parents are divorced), shot at Kyle, which unfortunately did not kill him as West was apparently trying to reenact the attempted assassination of Donald Trump and only shot him in the ear. The Party Van arrived shortly after which resulted in a two hour standoff with the pigs and ended with West becoming an hero. West's apparent motive behind this violent outburst is unclear, although its most likely that he was experiencing alcoholic rage, or maybe he knew how bad things really were, but then again, maybe he just didn't want to suffer an emasculated femboy freak to live, and honestly who would knowing that thing would become his step-son one day.

Having recorded the first half of the incident on his iphone, the clip would go viral on January 15th, 2024, when it was leaked onto Xitter. Following the video's virality, Kyle's ex-girlfriend would leak some very lulzy and embarrassing details about his sex life; including the fact that she pegged him, made him eat his own cum, flushed his head down a toilet and that he was a masochist who sucked cox and rode a guy's cox. Most importantly however, she exposed him for his connections to 764 and his hobby of child exploitation.

It seems he found toilet play so arousing, he does it solo now too. Previous Video | Next Video

Mommy Issues

His mom died from an overdose in February 2024 and Kyle thought it would be appropriate to record her corpse while crying like a little bitch. With all the excess blood spilled everywhere, it looks like he fucking murdered her, but when you get right down to it, it really is much more likely that she killed herself trying to escape the shame of having a femboy son.

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See Also

• Martin Neumaier - German politician and fellow toilet licker.
• Nino Luciano - Another 764 affiliate. Had the bawllz to kill.
• Rox-Yin & Kira - Gay furry couple that tried to kill his own mother.

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