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Pedophilia apologia


Social justice is, without qualification, a long and winding road. It has produced countless special snowflakes, scam artists, and simply broken people. Over the years, it has produced such luminaries as Big Red, Die Cis Scum, Clementine Ford, and Anita Sarkeesian. It's far fetched, intellectually gymnastic lexicon has entered modern parlance as satirical turns of phrase, such as "check your privilege" and "muh soggy knees." It has gone so far as to infiltrate old media, such as with Fembusters. Our colleges and universities have become decidedly expensive Marxist day care, and landwhales have turned from being justifiably ashamed to live as motionless blobs to vain, entitled children. All of this is as nothing compared to what is to come. It is as if SJWs and feminists chose to turn the world upon its head before loosing their most dangerous notion yet upon us all. The emerging narrative of social justice is, if you want to fuck children, then that's perfectly ok. No, really, let me get you a beer so you can tell us all about it, you courageous hero.
Social justice jumps the shark
That's right, apparently, pedophilia is now perfectly natural and not at all something to be ashamed of. Before we continue, let us examine the proper response of someone receiving this news.
- Prima: So you see, good man, pedophiles are just like you and me... except they want to rape children, of course.
- Secunda: I don't care if they're just like me and me, they're a menace! Why don't spree killers ever target truly deserving people, like these?
As ever, SJWs want common sense to be strictly verboten on pain of forfeiture of one's livelihood, and this includes removing children from the presence of a pedophile merely because he has an overwhelming desire to sodomize them. SJWs want pedophiles in your day care, because there's nothing wrong with that. They want child molesters teaching in schools, because there's nothing wrong with that. They want the sickness that is pedophilia to be tolerated and celebrated because... you get the idea.
Templars of the Pedopope
- Todd Nickerson -
toddnickerson1 - Describes himself with the outrageous euphemism "minor attracted person." Open and prolific advocate of pedophile rights and is defended by Salon.com.
- Milo Yiannopoulos - Admitted to being raped at 14 by catholic priest and others on a talk show and went out of his way to hide their names. He said that 13 year olds should be allowed to have sex with adults and said that it's normal, even though 13 year olds are a bunch of retards who never can look 18 or even 16. This faggot denied condoning sex with 13 year olds.
- Alison Rapp - Advocate for the more "child friendly" consent laws of Japan, notorious land of sickfuckery.
- Sarah Butts - Tranny that attempted to take down 8chan and others with accusations of pedophilia, but was soon exposed as a child molester who diddles his niece and got his own personal army of pedo apologists defending him.
- Chris Cuomo - Srsly said on air that 12-year-old girls should be taught tolerance by seeing a male cross-dressing transvestite naked in a female locker room.
- Antifa and NAMBLA - Unlikely bedfellows that support pedophilia, as their BAMN sect supports pedophilia.
- OmegaKitten - pedo LARPing as a young girl
Normalization

One way to normalize pedophilia is to point out that certain parts of the group contradict the notion that pedophiles are totally morally reprehensible. This includes pointing out that not all pedophiles are child molesters and that their sexual inclinations are not their fault (caused by biology like, for example, a tumor).
While not all pedophiles are child molesters, some are in between:
—Pedo method from 8chan /hebe/ |
A 40-year-old man right-handed man developed a huge interest in pornography, mainly in child porn; he was later found guilty of child molestation. He went to the hospital complaining of his headache; he had a brain tumor removed and it was determined the tumor was causing his sick fuckry.[1]
External links
- "I'm a pedophile, but not a monster"
(archive)
- "I'm a pedophile, you're the monsters"
(archive)
- "Retards Who Defend Pedophilia and are Pedophiles" - Kiwi Farms thread
See Also
- Clovergender
- Doopie DoOver Pedophile Apologist who also produces animated CP to post on Tumblr.
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