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Patrick Purdy
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Patrick Edward Purdy | |
| Born | November 10, 1964 |
| Died | January 17, 1989 (aged 24) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 5, injured 32 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive: | Waycitzm |
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Patrick Edward Purdy卐 (born November 10, 1964) was some loser whose last name sounded like a Hick trying to say "pretty" who was responsible for carrying out a school shooting at the Cleveland Elementary School in Stockton, California. Carried out on January 17, 1989 at his former elementary school, he targeted Southeast Asian students, but only managed to kill 5 Azns while injuring another 32. It's unknown why exactly he despised Southeast Asians so much, but some argue that it was because he had Assburgers and blamed his failures on them. People only cared about because shootings were rare in the 80s and kids died.
Early Life
Born in Tacoma in 1964 to Patrick Benjamin Purdy and Kathleen Toscano, he moved to South Lake Tahoe when he was 2 after his parents divorced, before his mom decided to settle down in the sleepy Northern Californian city of Stockton. Purdy was described by those who knew him as a very quiet child who would often cry a lot when agitated. While living in Stockton, he attended Cleveland Elementary School up until the 2nd grade, where he moved to Sacramento. Apparently, child services were called when it was revealed that Patrick's mother had been abusing him and his siblings. Some time later, our hero Patrick got fed up of his mother's bullshit and struck her in the face, causing him to get banned from living with his mother. He ended up living in foster homes in San Francisco and Lodi. It was his time attending Lodi High School where he became a drug addict, which lead him to skip school inconsistently.
Adult Life
After his father's death in 1981, Purdy snatched up every last penny from his dead father's pockets to take a vacation to New York City, but would later become homeless, living on the streets of Los Angeles for a short time. At various instances from 1982 to 1987, Purdy often found himself getting arrested for marijuana and illegal weapon possessions. Around 1987, Purdy ended up developing white supremacist beliefs after being discovered with books promoting white supremacy. At the San Joaquin Delta College, he was often heard complaining about the high amounts of Southeast Asian students attending. This along with his white supremacist beliefs would later lead to him committing the 80s version of Sandy Hook.
The Day of the Shooting
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Last Tuesday morning on January 17, 1989, the Stockton Police Department received an anonymous (Hint:it was Patrick) death threat against Purdy's former elementary school, Cleveland Elementary School. Preparing for his Quake match, he dressed in a flak jacket with a bunch of retarded Sandnigger nonsense like "PLO", "Libya", and "Death to The Great Satin." He also scratched ""Hezbollah," "freedom," "Earthman," and "Victory" on his chink AK. That's right bitches- fellow retards Tarrant, Breivik, and Payton Gendron were actually unknowingly copying this cute ass white boy! Later that noon, he drove his van to the school, trying to bomb the school like Oklahoma City, by blowing up his van with a molotov cocktail and a pipe bomb, but this would fail to kill anyone. He then attempted plan B, hiding behind a nearby building, and going full Touhou on all of the school's Southeast Azns. However, he would only manage to kill 5 azn kids, while injuring 32 more people, including a teacher. He fired 106 rounds within 3 minutes, before going the way of Budd Dwyer and becoming An Hero.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 5/20 32 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Spray N' Pray |
| Style: | 15/20 Tried to snipe kiddies |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 80s version of Sandy Hook + liberal tears |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Mellowing down America's Azn invazn |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
- Thomas Watt Hamilton
- Adam Lanza
- Mamoru Takuma
- Brenda Ann Spencer
- Charles Whitman
- Andrew Kehoe
- Columbine
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