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Latest revision as of 20:23, 20 February 2026
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WARNING! Around blacks, never relax! |
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| Orlando Harris | |
| Born | May 16, 2003 |
| Died | October 24, 2022 (aged 19) |
| Nationality: | Basketball Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 7 (4 by gunfire) |
| Top 50? | Nope |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, killed by da rayzist pigz |
Orlando DeShawn Harris was a 19-year-old blackcel, wannabe white boy, and failed SoundCloud rapper who was upset he was 1% white and therefore still wasn't well-endowed with the BBC, which thus led him to being gang-raped and isolated from his fellow negroids to the point he decided to play the white man's game at his former high school.
Background
Born in 2003 in the Niggery, SJW, Christard-infested, Bosnian and slavic-invading, multicultural, degenerate, porky, idiotic, IMMA SEN' SHOOTAS ON YO BLOCK CUH!, shithole that is the city of St. Louis in the American administrative district of Misery, Orlando grew up with a seemingly normal childhood until he reached middle school. Despite being a native KFC-loving nigga like the majority of his peers and trying to fit in with the crowd like most normie school kids do, other niggers sensed for whatever reason(s) that he was soft. This led to him not being allowed to join the local crips chapter of St. Louis and not being invited after school to play COD and 2K. But more importantly, this meant he was unable to get da big ghetto booty throat-GOAT thOt queenz.
Starting high school at the acclaimed Central Visual and Performing Arts High School in 2017, he became more bullied and more of a loner, not having any friends and still not getting any bitches to suck his SBC. Despite all this, he was a sound technician in one of his drama classes, where he was said to have been very social and talked about his interests and girls he was interested in. He also played drums, definite red flag there. Because of his social isolation, his mental health suffered a shit-ton, and he became depressed and suicidal, which led to his mom (because no father) having him admitted to mental health institutions and hospitalizations. It's most likely he was prescribed Jew pills. As he graduated from the shithole in 2021, if COVID didn't make him feel more lonely then he already was, then the fact he was now to continue living as a wagie amongst society most likely intensified it. By August of 2022, he worked in catering, lived with his mom in their shitty ghetto house, and probably spent most of his time on his PC and playing vidya gamez. Orlando probably thought by this time there was no point in living anymore, had a dreary future, and wasn't gonna lose his V-Card anytime soon. So he needed an escape from this life, something to finally put him out of his niggerly misery once and for all, and heres where that 1% white comes in.
Preperation
It's not known so far (since STLMPD like to gatekeep shit) when exactly he started to research them, but Orlando took an interest in school shootings, Whether if his research was on the scale of Autistic chimp Adam Lanza or if he just read Wikipedia articles like a normie dumbfuck, its unknown; but he soon realized he now had a way to finally an hero and also get back at the society that had shitted and forgotten him all his life. Its very possible he was also a Columbiner since he was probably gay for and had the last name of Eric Harris even though Eric hated niggers and killed one with some buckshot. And so sometime in August, Orlando prepared to try and go for the high score. He tried to purchase a gun from a dealer at a gun show in another city on October 8th, but despite having no criminal record (at least allegedly), he failed to pass his background check due to the fact his family forced him into the looney bin multiple times against his will. Since getting a gun legally was out of the question, he now had to either buy one illegally (except not even the gangs like him enough to lend him a Glizzy even tho these streets is hard) or just go to a private seller, which he did. He purchased a Palmetto State Armory AR-15, and overtime more than 600 rounds and some more magazines. Clearly however the nigger wasn't good at stashing the shit, because his mother found the gun and ratted him out to the nigger-hating pigs. Even though he was lawfully allowed to have it, the pigs gave it to another adult for safekeeping. Orlando however played a burglary side activity to get it back from the nigga and had his gun put in a storage unit until the Day of Retribution.
Loadout
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Average AR-15 style rifle. Bought from a private dealer
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Chimpout
October 24th, 2022; our nigga is sitting in his 2012 Dodge Avenger outside CVPA, dressed in all black including a balaclava and getting ready to strike. He gets out of the car, and walks to a side entrance and...finds out the doors are locked. So he does the same thing the Cultural Philistine did and just shoot out the glass to gain entry. Upon entering at 9.11 A.M Carl Winslow from Family Matters is sitting at the front desk when Orlando fires at him, somehow not hitting him and allowing the security guard to alert the others and call the partyvan. Now is the start of Amoklauf in der Schule. He makes his way up to the third floor, and attempts to kill anyone in his path, getting only 2 fucking frags and directly injuring 4. During the shooting, he entered a dance class and attempted to kill all the occupants, but just when his luck wasn't getting any better his gun jammed and he had to stop to fix said jam, allowing everyone inside to GTFO. At 9:15, seeing that the Anti-Fun Police was turning up, he decided to do the same thing as his idol Salvador did and barricade himself inside an empty classroom, waiting for the pigs to come. As such, they found him in the classroom and tried to promise him that there would be a free endless supply of fried chicken and Kool-Aid in prison if he gave himself up, but he wasn't playing and meant buiznezz. At 9:25, the RACISS PIGZ! shot our boy for resisting the whitey controlled ZOG system; BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!.
Gameplay
The pwned
Killed
- Alexzandria Bell, 15
- Jean Kuczka, 61
Injured
By gun
- Brian Collins, 15
- Unnamed girl, 16
- Unnamed boy, 16
- Unnamed boy, 15
Not by gun
- Unnamed girl, 16
- Unnamed girl, 15
- Unnamed boy, 16
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 6/20 |
| Style: | 5/20 Generic AR-15 mass school shooting |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Moderate butthurt, mainly in STL and Missouri, though Joe Biden BAWWW'd on Twitter |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Worst school shooting in Missouri |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
Gallery
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Nigga got dropped so hard the handguard got shot off -
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In Better times -
Nigger on a drunk party -
CJ IRL -
Lookin' as IShowSpeed
See Also
- Chris Dorner
- Columbine
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he deserves to go.
- Mark Essex
- Micah Xavier Johnson
- Solomon Henderson - The sequel.
External Links
Orlando Harris is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Chang Wen • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |