ADOS

A cartoon depicting an ADOS thug beating slavery reparations out of good ol' Uncle Sam^✡.

ADOS or AmericanDOS is an acronym for American Descendants Of Slavery (or, perhaps more accurately, Americunts Dependent On Slavery) which refers to a loosely knit group of particularly dumb and self-righteous Afrocentrists who actually believe that they're somehow superior to other black Americans just because their great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandpappy just-so-happened to be a slave at least 100 years ago. Aside from being descended from slaves, most ADOS are highly unremarkable people who are too fucking lazy to get a job and have been forced to rely on their ancestors' sob stories for sympathy ever since Martin Luther King, Jr. helped abolish racism in the 1960s.

The ADOS movement was first shat out on June 9, 2018, when a brotha named Antonio Moore decided to write an article for Electronic Urban Report entitled "African Americans Are More Than Just Africans in America" where he coined the term ADOS. In a hilarious case of forgetting to Google your dumb new acronym before using it, it also turns out that ADOS is an acronym for Autism Diagnostic Observation Schedule – a test which is used to determine how autistic you are, and a test that many ADOS are quite ironically in dire need of.

Much Ado About ADOS

	“	This #ADOS bull is a Russian op. It popped up at election time & it will quietly go away after the election is over. It wants to split the Black vote. Who does this benefit? Trump. It’s another gimmick being swallowed like Blacktivist. That was a Russian op,too	„
	—BlackPeopleAreHuman, blaming Russia (archive)

ADOS Gonna ADO

How white devils keep the black man down.

	“	#KamalaHarris is a not a candidate chosen by #blackpeople, she's also not #AfricanAmerican. She's a candidate chosen by the racist elite of the Democratic Party. They seem annoyed that we are not going along with their regularly-scheduled programming. Too bad. #ADOS	„
	—Dr. Boyce Watkins‏ (archive)

	“	@amjoyshow Your a idiot and tool for white supremacy. I hope MSNBC fires you! Im a ADOS and not a Russian bot and your show sucks, your a disgusting pig! The days of being a negro whisper are done!!	„
	—Curtis Trevon Wrider (archive)

See Also

• DOS
• ADIOS
• ABOS
• DDOS
• Eidos

External Links

• Black Critics of Kamala Harris and Cory Booker Push Back Against Claims That They’re Russian “Bots”

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ADOS is part of a series of topics related to Black People☻

ADOS is part of a series on acronyms

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Featured article February 27 & 28, 2019
Preceded by DINDUNUFFIN	ADOS	Succeeded by Mary Bell