Johnny Rebel

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Johnny Rebel (Powerword: Clifford Joseph Trahan) would become, along with other important musical figures like Moon Man and Lil B, one of the greatest musicians of all time. His ballads of the South have become a smash hit in the dark corners of the internet following his return to the musical scene, spurred on by NYC elites still bitter about the Israhellian inside job that was 9/11. His rockabilly repertoire covers a wide variety of topics, ranging from coons, niggers, jigaboos, and anything you might expect in between. He rose from the grave in 2021 and voted for Jeff Landry to gas all the niggers to death in the Louisiana state prison.

Rebel won the Nobel Prize for Racism in 1975, "Primarily in appreciation of his fruitful and outstanding musical compositions that frequently voice sympathy for Jim Crow-era segregation and the Ku Klux Klan, with special mention of "Alabama Nigger", "In Coon Town", "Who Likes a Nigger?", "Quit Your Bitchin' Nigger", "Cowboys and Niggers", "Federal Aid", "Nigger Hatin' Me", "Some Niggers Never Die (They Just Smell That Way)", "Send 'Em All Back to Africa", "Looking for a Handout" and "Move Them Niggers North."

Influence

Johnny's influence can be seen not only all through out music, but in media as well. Usually made by a seething member of the race Rebel hates the most.

It is assumed that Johnny Rebel was the inspiration for Dave Chappelle's famous black white supremacist skit, since Trahan has never been photographed or made a public appearance. While there are several supposed pictures of him floating around the tubes, Rebel vehemently denies the intended depiction.

The Boondocks parodies him in an episode, naming him Jimmy Rebel. Basically, Uncle Ruckus spends half the episode making his own lulzy racist tunes, gets noticed and teams up with Jimmy. Shit happens, but they end up pairing up again and making more tunes than even Moon Man.