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This is a black male pretending to be a business person and a black lady thinking about chicken sandwiches.
   
 
Like the unique African Baobab tree, which nourishes its community with its leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the niggers community nourishing it with valuable "programs" and "opportunities".
 

 
 

—You now have the opportunity to mop floors and fry potatoes!

Perhaps McDonalds thinks Martin Luther King Jr day isn't enough. Or maybe they think that black history month just doesn't have enough days. Whatever the case, they decided to act on this passion for black people by creating a website designed to celebrate black people every fucking day of the year and further confirmed that black people are so stupid they need to be given as much help as possible.

365Black.com (aka 365nigger.com) is a website run by the McDonalds Corporation designed to inform the African American community about their delicious fried chickens. It also helps to show that McDonald's is not racist because they have a segregated website for niggers.

When asked about a possibility of a 365white.com, a spokesperson responded that it would be very racist and unethical to make a website for white people. Aren't double standards great?

Employment Opportunities!

Like this man, you have the "opportunity" to become formerly obese as well.

Since McDonald's knew that our Black friends are employment-challenged, they knew that a major potential work force was sitting on their couch collecting welfare checks. They decided to take advantage of this fact and created 365Black.com. What better way to increase chicken McNugget (The poor man's fried chicken) sales and sheep-like, low level employees than to reach out to them through the internets.

   
 
About 40% of our owner/operators are minorities and women.
 

 
 

—McDonalds, on affirmative action.

McDonalds is very fond of the darkies and created this program to help them from under the oppressive boot of the man. Such job opportunities include flipping burgers, manning the cash register(don't worry black people, no math needed and all of the buttons are large pictures!), drive through attendant and mopping the floors. They also offer opportunities to purchase franchising rights but that is just a funny joke by McDonalds (HA HA McDonalds you are always joking).

Ulterior motives....in my giant faceless corporation????

When McDonalds isn't hiring Mexicans that can't speak English, they turn their attention to America's other favorite minority. They figured out that they could kill two birds with one stone by first pandering to blacks to increase sales and steal KFC's profits. McDonalds is already abundant in urban areas Thus they could commence step two to lure them en masse. Their second motive was to employ them. Their entire operation was set up in the beginning to control their lives through regulation of their diet and income. Since Black people are stupid, they of course bought in and McDonalds is now succeeding in their plot to keep the black man down.

365white.com

As you are aware, there is sadly no 365white.com (or 365yellow.com or 365red.com or 365brown.com etc.). If McDonalds were to create such a website, it would be extremely racist and Al Sharpton might get mad and make a speech about it or even write letters! We all know that there are absolutely no white people in poverty and white people have no interesting history or culture that could possibly be celebrated. On the other hand, blacks have things like peanut butter, Eddie Murphy, slavery and basketball!!!! They deserve a website because remember that time whites went to Africa and made them slaves. McDonalds is such a good corporation for helping them like this. Whites are all so over-privileged.

365Black Success Stories

Keith Sweat

   
 
Everyone knows I’m keen on love songs, so it was a perfect fit for me to write a love song for the 25th anniversary of Chicken McNuggets.
 

 
 

—This behavior is typical.

Some shitty music composer that loves Chicken Nuggets so fucking much he wrote a song about them. He also made a fan club and website. You can listen to his song here:


Carl Thomas

   
 
McDonald’s brings people together in the community kind of how church does.
 

 
 

—Proof that McDonalds is an african american cult with the whiteface Ronald Mcdonald at the forefront.

Carl has proven that a job at mcdonalds can lead to a mediocre music career in R&B. As if it wasn't already 50-50.

Reaction from the White Community

   
 
I am astounded by the sheer thaught of blacks getting annother handout, simply because of what happened in the past. i am a white american male and have been overlooked on jobs before simply because a black was applying as well. And then you concider Govt. grants, a black man and a white man could apply for the same grant have all the same life stats, be the same age from the same area, and the black man will get the grant first. I will not be eating at Mc. D's again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

 
 

—a racist whitey

   
 
i will never spend another cent at mc donalds and will encourage everyone i know to boycott them also. in the us and canada
 

 
 

—a racist whitey

   
 
Once I had called Mc Donald's headquaraters and complained to Customer Service that I was being treated badly by the Mexican employees. They either gave me bad treatment as if they didn't want me there or treated their own Mexicans better than me as a White woman, whose husband's ancestry goes back to the first ship that colonized Ameirca, the Mayflower. When I called Corporate to tell them about the bad treatment the Mexicans were giving me, the black woman, Mc Donald's Customer Service agent started to "scream" and me like a Ubangi and shouted, "Why don't you go back to Europe where you came from!" The women was absolutely beserk in her position and I believe that the McDonald type corporations of the world foster that attitude of Black/Brown supremacy over Whites. If I was working for McDonald's and talked to a black or brown woman or man like that there would be lawsuits a flying everywhere and McDonald's would be forced into free advertising and donations to black/brown causes. Why isn't there $$$ for White causes after what I was humiliated into by the McDonald's customer service? Unless McDonald's makes a 365White.com website, it has to be removed for it is the 'whites that are now the minority for children and that is what McDonald's specializes it. Ray Krock a white man founded McDonald's and I think if he saw how badly the Whites are being treated he would close down his own corporation rather than spend another penny advancing all the other races around the world and leaving the Whites to rot because of Affirmative Action and many other laws "against" Whites.
 

 
 

—A racist whitey

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