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365Black.com
—You now have the opportunity to mop floors and fry potatoes! |
Perhaps McDonalds thinks Martin Luther King Jr day isn't enough. Or maybe they think that black history month just doesn't have enough days. Whatever the case, they decided to act on this passion for black people by creating a website designed to celebrate black people every fucking day of the year and further confirmed that black people are so stupid they need to be given as much help as possible.
365Black.com (aka 365nigger.com) is a website run by the McDonalds Corporation designed to inform the African American community about their delicious fried chickens. It also helps to show that McDonald's is not racist because they have a segregated website for niggers.
When asked about a possibility of a 365white.com, a spokesperson responded that it would be very racist and unethical to make a website for white people. Aren't double standards great?
Employment Opportunities!
Since McDonald's knew that our Black friends are employment-challenged, they knew that a major potential work force was sitting on their couch collecting welfare checks. They decided to take advantage of this fact and created 365Black.com. What better way to increase chicken McNugget (The poor man's fried chicken) sales and sheep-like, low level employees than to reach out to them through the internets.
—McDonalds, on affirmative action. |
McDonalds is very fond of the darkies and created this program to help them from under the oppressive boot of the man. Such job opportunities include flipping burgers, manning the cash register(don't worry black people, no math needed and all of the buttons are large pictures!), drive through attendant and mopping the floors. They also offer opportunities to purchase franchising rights but that is just a funny joke by McDonalds (HA HA McDonalds you are always joking).
Ulterior motives....in my giant faceless corporation????
When McDonalds isn't hiring Mexicans that can't speak English, they turn their attention to America's other favorite minority. They figured out that they could kill two birds with one stone by first pandering to blacks to increase sales and steal KFC's profits. McDonalds is already abundant in urban areas Thus they could commence step two to lure them en masse. Their second motive was to employ them. Their entire operation was set up in the beginning to control their lives through regulation of their diet and income. Since Black people are stupid, they of course bought in and McDonalds is now succeeding in their plot to keep the black man down.
365white.com
As you are aware, there is sadly no 365white.com (or 365yellow.com or 365red.com or 365brown.com etc.). If McDonalds were to create such a website, it would be extremely racist and Al Sharpton might get mad and make a speech about it or even write letters! We all know that there are absolutely no white people in poverty and white people have no interesting history or culture that could possibly be celebrated. On the other hand, blacks have things like peanut butter, Eddie Murphy, slavery and basketball!!!! They deserve a website because remember that time whites went to Africa and made them slaves. McDonalds is such a good corporation for helping them like this. Whites are all so over-privileged.
365Black Success Stories
Keith Sweat
—This behavior is typical. |
Some shitty music composer that loves Chicken Nuggets so fucking much he wrote a song about them. He also made a fan club and website. You can listen to his song here:
Carl Thomas
—Proof that McDonalds is an african american cult with the whiteface Ronald Mcdonald at the forefront. |
Carl has proven that a job at mcdonalds can lead to a mediocre music career in R&B. As if it wasn't already 50-50.
Reaction from the White Community
—a racist whitey |
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See Also
- Mcdonalds
- Niggers
- Racism
- liberal guilt
- Subservient Chicken
- affirmative action
- KFC - who don't need a special site to attract black people.
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