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Umpqua Community College in middle-of-nowhere Oregon was shot up on the morning of October 1st, [[2015]], by '''Chris Harper-Mercer'''{{atheist}} ''(AKA ironcross45, lithium_love)'' who managed an impressive 9:7 kill to injure ratio which included a [[headshot]] [[Impressed|delivered through a window]]. Chris was an avid internet user who posted regularly on [[r9gay]], marking the end of his existence with a "watch the news" thread and the legacy of an OP that delivered. | Umpqua Community College in middle-of-nowhere Oregon was shot up on the morning of October 1st, [[2015]], by a beta male soy boy bald faggot named '''Chris Harper-Mercer'''{{atheist}} ''(AKA ironcross45, lithium_love)'', who managed an impressive 9:7 kill to injure ratio which included a [[headshot]] [[Impressed|delivered through a window]]. Chris was an avid internet user who posted regularly on [[r9gay]], marking the end of his existence with a "watch the news" thread and the legacy of an OP that delivered. | ||
His skillful marksmanship is attributed to being a dedicated gamer and early reports indicate he was involved in [[Gamergate|#Gamergate]] as well as [[Reddit|r/atheism]]. All of his victims were [[cumdumpster|women]]. Chris is reported by witnesses to have had students stand up and declare whether or not they were Christian. If no they took a [[Arrow to the knee|arrow to the knee]], if yes they took a [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|bullet to the head]]. /r9k/ was thrilled with Mercer's use of [[old meme|dried up memes]] in his killing spree, but those feelings were quickly drowned out by [[forever alone|tfw no gf]]. Chris was the recipient of the 2015 [[Golden iPod]]. | His skillful marksmanship is attributed to being a dedicated gamer and early reports indicate he was involved in [[Gamergate|#Gamergate]] as well as [[Reddit|r/atheism]]. All of his victims were [[cumdumpster|women]]. Chris is reported by witnesses to have had students stand up and declare whether or not they were Christian. If no they took a [[Arrow to the knee|arrow to the knee]], if yes they took a [[Bullet to the Head of the NRA|bullet to the head]]. /r9k/ was thrilled with Mercer's use of [[old meme|dried up memes]] in his killing spree, but those feelings were quickly drowned out by [[forever alone|tfw no gf]]. Chris was the recipient of the 2015 [[Golden iPod]]. | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
[[File:Anthony agape.jpg|thumb|Chris, in a brighter time]] | [[File:Anthony agape.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris, in a brighter time]] | ||
Chris identifies as a proud leprechaun and supporter of the [[Ireland#The_IRA|IRA]]. Like every other school shooter ever, he was a fan of [[Industrial|industrial music]] such as [[Trent Reznor|Nine Inch Nails]] and science fiction. He was also a manlet standing in at 5' 9<nowiki>''</nowiki> and at the age of 26 has never had a girlfriend in his life. Fan of video games and hater of women, Chris was involved in the harassment of female gamers and would routinely send threats at the behest of Gamergate. Chris was also a nazi enthusiast, having paid over $200 for a replica SS Officer cap to wear while posting on 4chan. | Chris identifies as a proud leprechaun and supporter of the [[Ireland#The_IRA|IRA]]. Like every other school shooter ever, he was a fan of [[Industrial|industrial music]] such as [[Trent Reznor|Nine Inch Nails]] and science fiction. He was also a manlet standing in at 5' 9<nowiki>''</nowiki> and at the age of 26 has never had a girlfriend in his life. Fan of video games and hater of women, Chris was involved in the harassment of female gamers and would routinely send threats at the behest of Gamergate. Chris was also a nazi enthusiast, having paid over $200 for a replica SS Officer cap to wear while posting on 4chan. | ||
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== Shooting == | == Shooting == | ||
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[[File:chris harper mercer.jpg|thumb|Picture of Chris shortly before becoming an hero]] | |||
[[File:Chris Harper-Mercer Dank Memes.jpg|thumb|left|250px]] | |||
[[File:Wtc bush lol.jpg|thumb|so long sand monkeys]] | |||
After making his final post [[Goodnight,_Sweet_Prince|bidding farewell]] to his fellow [[MRA|loveless]] robots, Chris packed some handguns and a rifle and stormed his college science lab. His first shot was to the head of the teacher, through a window, letting everyone know he meant business. Chris then entered the classroom and told a few of the females to stand up and announce whether or not they were Christians. The ones who said they were Christians got shot in the face, the ones who were not were spared with a shot to the leg. He then proceeded to a second classroom and asked the question again, killing off a few more God fearing female gamers. | |||
Chris could have won a 100% accuracy achievement but instead sacrificed it for ill-fated style points by posing the God question, poorly thought out since both the Columbine Shooters (allegedly) and [[Jeff Weise]] did the same thing, ultimately hurting his final score. His spree culminated with a shoot-out against the police that ended before it even began. | |||
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<center><b>Umpqua Community College 911 Calls</b></center> | |||
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== Graded Score == | |||
{{GradedScore|9| |12|[[Le 56 Face|56%]] kill rate (professional)|20|[[Columbine|"Do you believe]] [[Jeff Weise|in God"]] copycat|15|No clear motive|20|OP that delivers|76|C|Congratulations on your mediocrity}} | |||
{{Wanted|2}} | |||
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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|The shooter was asking people to stand up and state their religion and then started firing away. | |The shooter was asking people to stand up and state their religion and then started firing away.<br><br><br><br><br><br>|{{archive|a4YfD|Kortney Moore}}. A witness and most likely [[nigger|niggress]] based on how she spells Courtney. | ||
|I will not give him the credit he probably sought prior to this horrific and cowardly act.<br><br><br><br><br><br> | |||
|I will not give him the credit he probably sought prior to this horrific and cowardly act. | |||
|Officer's words. So much for that plan, eh? | |Officer's words. So much for that plan, eh? | ||
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Pic Related: It's me and my gun. | Pic Related: It's me and my gun. | ||
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== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
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{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color:red;|font-weight:bold; | |<youtube>bWI86Ue1iyw</youtube><center>'''Chris buys a gun'''</center> | ||
|<youtube> | |<youtube>vZrF8kpGj8Y</youtube><center>'''Theme Song'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>GDiOmviCq3U</youtube><center>'''This video sums up everything.'''</center> | |<youtube>GDiOmviCq3U</youtube><center>'''This video sums up everything.'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>QovJ_x9i5X8</youtube><center>'''Obeezy's speech.'''</center> | |<youtube>QovJ_x9i5X8</youtube><center>'''Obeezy's speech.'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>LU4W0ef2654</youtube><center>'''Old Media falls for 4chan Trolling'''</center> | |<youtube>LU4W0ef2654</youtube><center>'''Old Media falls for 4chan Trolling'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>Sn7QvnhJgeA</youtube><center>'''like columbine & jeff weise'''</center> | |<youtube>Sn7QvnhJgeA</youtube><center>'''like columbine & jeff weise'''</center> | ||
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A similar incident nearly happened when some [[bix nood]] named Christian Pryor threatened to shoot up a university in some cow town in California. Rather than simple groid rage, the shooter threatened to carry out his attack due to betaness. Sadly the Pryor got fryer'd before being able to carry out his attack. Following his arrest he was transferred to another institution- [[Prison|Nigger University]]. | A similar incident nearly happened when some [[bix nood]] named Christian Pryor threatened to shoot up a university in some cow town in California. Rather than simple groid rage, the shooter threatened to carry out his attack due to betaness. Sadly the Pryor got fryer'd before being able to carry out his attack. Following his arrest he was transferred to another institution- [[Prison|Nigger University]]. | ||
== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg||CHM|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | {{cg||CHM|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer.jpg|First released picture. | File:Chris Harper-Mercer.jpg|First released picture. | ||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer Driverlicense.png | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer wifebeater.jpg | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer LuLu.png | |||
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File:Chris-harper-mercer-realfb.jpg|Last known selfie. | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer FBI1.png | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer FBI2.png | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer FBI3.png | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer FBI4.png | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer AR15.png|Unused AR. | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer LuLu IRL.png | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer trinkets.png | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer crib1.png|His crib. | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer crib2.png|RIP 'puter. | |||
File:ChrisHarperIroncross45.png|Dating profile. | File:ChrisHarperIroncross45.png|Dating profile. | ||
File:ChrisHarper-KV.png|tfw no gf | |||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer SS Cap.png|If only he had worn it to the shooting. | File:Chris Harper-Mercer SS Cap.png|If only he had worn it to the shooting. | ||
File:Chris Harper-Mercer Penpals.png|Looking for a penpal? | File:Chris Harper-Mercer Penpals.png|Looking for a penpal? | ||
File:ChrisHarper-ProductionAssistant.png|Looking for a production assistant? | File:ChrisHarper-ProductionAssistant.png|Looking for a production assistant? | ||
File:Chris Harper Mercer Pol.jpg|/pol/ is on the case. | File:Chris Harper Mercer Pol.jpg|/pol/ is on the case. | ||
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===Parodies=== | |||
Chris left an immortal meme legacy in the wake of his bloodbath. Basically, people parody his infamous last words with the following formula: | |||
Some of you ___ are pretty alright. Don't ___ tomorrow. So long, ___. | |||
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File:columbinechrismercer.jpg | File:columbinechrismercer.jpg | ||
File:Hillaryschoolshooter.jpg | File:Hillaryschoolshooter.jpg | ||
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File:DontWW2tomorrow.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | ||
File: | File:Dontwindows10tomorrow.png | ||
File:Mercersaxtonspace.jpeg | |||
File:Crusadestomorrow.png | |||
File:Wiitomorrow.jpeg | |||
File:Donthitler2morrow.png | |||
File:Bushdidwtcproof.jpg | |||
File:Skyrim282.jpg | |||
File:Starwarssuckstomorrow.png | |||
File:Wii2tomorr0w.png | |||
File:Runescapetomorrow.png | |||
File:WoW2morrow.png | |||
File:Fallout3tomorrow.png | |||
File:Jediobong.jpg | |||
File:Skyrimtomorrow.png | |||
</gallery>|}} | </gallery>|}} | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
[https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Christopher-Sean-Harper-Mercer-My-Manifesto.pdf Manifesto of Chris Mercer] | |||
[[File:Kuhtoons Chris Harper-Mercer.png|thumb|His distant cousin, [[Professor Kuhtoons|Kevin]].]] | |||
* [[Dylan Klebold]], [[Jeff Weise]] - both shooters asked their victims "[[Do you believe in god]]?" | * [[Dylan Klebold]], [[Jeff Weise]] - both shooters asked their victims "[[Do you believe in god]]?" | ||
* [[Cho Seung Hui]] - Owner of the | |||
* [[Columbine Copycats]] | |||
* [[Copypasta]] - Some of you guys are alright, don't come to school tomorrow. | |||
* [[Elliot Rodger]] - Supreme gentleman and patron saint of r9k | |||
* [[Gamergate]] | |||
* [[Incel]] | |||
* [[Ireland]] | |||
* [[OP]] delivered! | |||
* [[School Shooting]] | * [[School Shooting]] | ||
* [[卐]] | * [[卐]] | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* {{fb|100001354367787|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Facebook account, now deleted. | * {{fb|100001354367787|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Facebook account, now deleted. | ||
* {{fb|100009881532689|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Email address [email protected] links to this facebook sock. | * {{fb|100009881532689|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Email address '''[email protected]''' links to this facebook sock. | ||
* {{myspace|344765151|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Friend of Tom. | * {{myspace|344765151|Chris Harper-Mercer}} – Friend of Tom. | ||
* {{archive|XjY47|Dox}} | * {{archive|XjY47|Dox}} | ||
* [ | * [https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Dick-Exploiting-Idiot/dp/1537033484 Chris's book: "How To Be A Dick" on Amazon] | ||
* [http:// | * [http://archive.fo/0Hafm '''Mashable profile'''] | ||
* [http://archive.fo/KoiNI '''Official blog'''] where Chris talks about other school shooters. | |||
* [http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/ironcross45/profile/ '''Photobucket'''] Chris Harper-Mercer [[autism|loved his]] [[Minecraft]]. | * [http://s1215.photobucket.com/user/ironcross45/profile/ '''Photobucket'''] Chris Harper-Mercer [[autism|loved his]] [[Minecraft]]. | ||
* [ | * [http://archive.fo/6z0Mk Archived /r9k/ watch the news thread.] | ||
* [http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/10/02/oregon-shooter-chris-harper-mercer-was-british-born-supported-irish-republicanism/ Born a Britfag]. | * [http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/10/02/oregon-shooter-chris-harper-mercer-was-british-born-supported-irish-republicanism/ Born a Britfag]. | ||
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/03/us/chris-harper-mercer-umpqua-community-college-shooting.html "I'm a nurse and also have an Aspergers kid."] | * [http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/03/us/chris-harper-mercer-umpqua-community-college-shooting.html "I'm a nurse and also have an Aspergers kid."] | ||
* [http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2015/10/oregon_school_shooting_douglas.html "Possibly an hero after all."] | * [http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2015/10/oregon_school_shooting_douglas.html "Possibly an hero after all."] | ||
* [http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2017/09/ucc_shooting_investigation_sho.html Moar pix n shit] | |||
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/harper-mercer_blog_1.0.pdf Chris Harper-Mercer’s Blog ARCHIVE] | |||
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/harper-mercer_dating_profile.pdf Dating profile ARCHIVE] | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:56, 29 August 2024
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Chris Harper-Mercer | |
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Nationality: | Americunt |
Birth: | Britfag |
Highscore | Killed 9, injured 8 |
Top 50? | Nope. |
Style | Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Umpqua Community College in middle-of-nowhere Oregon was shot up on the morning of October 1st, 2015, by a beta male soy boy bald faggot named Chris Harper-Mercer (AKA ironcross45, lithium_love), who managed an impressive 9:7 kill to injure ratio which included a headshot delivered through a window. Chris was an avid internet user who posted regularly on r9gay, marking the end of his existence with a "watch the news" thread and the legacy of an OP that delivered.
His skillful marksmanship is attributed to being a dedicated gamer and early reports indicate he was involved in #Gamergate as well as r/atheism. All of his victims were women. Chris is reported by witnesses to have had students stand up and declare whether or not they were Christian. If no they took a arrow to the knee, if yes they took a bullet to the head. /r9k/ was thrilled with Mercer's use of dried up memes in his killing spree, but those feelings were quickly drowned out by tfw no gf. Chris was the recipient of the 2015 Golden iPod.
Background
Chris identifies as a proud leprechaun and supporter of the IRA. Like every other school shooter ever, he was a fan of industrial music such as Nine Inch Nails and science fiction. He was also a manlet standing in at 5' 9'' and at the age of 26 has never had a girlfriend in his life. Fan of video games and hater of women, Chris was involved in the harassment of female gamers and would routinely send threats at the behest of Gamergate. Chris was also a nazi enthusiast, having paid over $200 for a replica SS Officer cap to wear while posting on 4chan.
Harper-Mercer was diagnosed with high-functioning autism due to being a Minecraft player. In addition to murdering nine students at his school, he was also the production assistant of the Centerstage Theatre at UCC, an organization which removed its entire facebook page to hide their association.
Politically, Chris was a Cuckservative and strongly opposed both alcohol and drugs, which makes this yet another right-wing domestic terrorist attack. His race is listed as "mixed" making him half-white/half-subhuman.
He is also a web-renown music critic.
Shooting
After making his final post bidding farewell to his fellow loveless robots, Chris packed some handguns and a rifle and stormed his college science lab. His first shot was to the head of the teacher, through a window, letting everyone know he meant business. Chris then entered the classroom and told a few of the females to stand up and announce whether or not they were Christians. The ones who said they were Christians got shot in the face, the ones who were not were spared with a shot to the leg. He then proceeded to a second classroom and asked the question again, killing off a few more God fearing female gamers.
Chris could have won a 100% accuracy achievement but instead sacrificed it for ill-fated style points by posing the God question, poorly thought out since both the Columbine Shooters (allegedly) and Jeff Weise did the same thing, ultimately hurting his final score. His spree culminated with a shoot-out against the police that ended before it even began.
Graded Score
Kill count: | 9/20 |
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Accuracy: | 12/20 56% kill rate (professional) |
Style: | 20/20 "Do you believe in God" copycat |
Butthurt: | 15/20 No clear motive |
Bonus: | 20/20 OP that delivers |
Quotes
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
Chris cash
Hey Christfags,
My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slimy, thieving, Christians who spend every second of their day worshipping a false deity. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever practised incest? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because they have different beliefs, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than black magic.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shoot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a Wiccan, and support the IRA freedom fighters. What hobbies do you do, other than "spread the word of jeezus"? I also get straight A's, and have a cool myspace (I just praised Vester Flanagan; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who will die by my hand. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my gun.
Videos
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Chris 2.0
Only a week after Mr. Mercer's massacre, a gunman somewhere in Arizona got mad & shot up his fraternity. The shooter did not become An Hero and will now live the rest of his life getting fucked up the ass by bubba. Sadly, only 1 person died out of four people shot.
A similar incident nearly happened when some bix nood named Christian Pryor threatened to shoot up a university in some cow town in California. Rather than simple groid rage, the shooter threatened to carry out his attack due to betaness. Sadly the Pryor got fryer'd before being able to carry out his attack. Following his arrest he was transferred to another institution- Nigger University.
Gallery
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First released picture.
Parodies
Chris left an immortal meme legacy in the wake of his bloodbath. Basically, people parody his infamous last words with the following formula:
Some of you ___ are pretty alright. Don't ___ tomorrow. So long, ___.
See Also
- Dylan Klebold, Jeff Weise - both shooters asked their victims "Do you believe in god?"
- Cho Seung Hui - Owner of the
- Columbine Copycats
- Copypasta - Some of you guys are alright, don't come to school tomorrow.
- Elliot Rodger - Supreme gentleman and patron saint of r9k
- Gamergate
- Incel
- Ireland
- OP delivered!
- School Shooting
External Links
- Chris Harper-Mercer – Facebook account, now deleted.
- Chris Harper-Mercer – Email address [email protected] links to this facebook sock.
- Chris Harper-Mercer – Friend of Tom.
- Dox
- Chris's book: "How To Be A Dick" on Amazon
- Mashable profile
- Official blog where Chris talks about other school shooters.
- Photobucket Chris Harper-Mercer loved his Minecraft.
- Archived /r9k/ watch the news thread.
- Born a Britfag.
- "I'm a nurse and also have an Aspergers kid."
- "Possibly an hero after all."
- Moar pix n shit
- Chris Harper-Mercer’s Blog ARCHIVE
- Dating profile ARCHIVE
Chris Harper-Mercer is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
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Places |
Africa ♠ Antigua and Barbuda ♠ Atlanta ♠ Dead Nigger Storage ♠ Detroit ♠ E.S. Nigger Brown Stand ♠ Egypt ♠ Gambia ♠ The Ghetto ♠ Habbo Hotel ♠ Houston ♠ Kenya ♠ Liberia ♠ Mediatakeout ♠ Montenegro ♠ Mozambique ♠ Nawlins ♠ Prison ♠ Sierra Leone ♠ Somalia ♠ South Africa ♠ Soulja Boy Tellem Chat ♠ Sudan ♠ Tanzania ♠ Washington, DC ♠ Zimbabwe | |
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Personas |
Aboriginal ♠ Blackinese ♠ Boko Haram ♠ Chav ♠ Crips ♠ Goth ♠ Native ♠ Nigger ♠ Negress ♠ Nigra ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ Transnigger ♠ Wigger ♠ Younger Woolwich Boyz | |
People |
2Pac ♠ 345rv5 ♠ Aaron Alexis ♠ Abner Louima ♠ Adria Richards ♠ Afro-chan ♠ Afro Ninja ♠ Afroduck ♠ Ainsley Harriott ♠ Al Sharpton ♠ Alison Floyd ♠ Alvin Greene ♠ Amanda Kijera ♠ AmericanDad86 ♠ AnimatedJames ♠ Antoine Dodson ♠ Axel Muganwa Rudakubana ♠ Bags of Money ♠ BANGS ♠ Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Barry Bonds ♠ Bernie Mac ♠ Beyoncé Knowles ♠ Bill Clinton ♠ Bill Cosby ♠ Black Diligent ♠ BLACK_MAN ♠ Black Panther ♠ BLACKB0ND ♠ BLACKbusterCritic ♠ Blackwashing ♠ Blue-Six ♠ Bomani Armah ♠ Brandon Phillips ♠ Brenda Williams ♠ Breonna Taylor ♠ Bryce Williams ♠ Bubba ♠ C-NOTE ♠ Canibus ♠ CandyJunkie ♠ Cardi B ♠ Carlton ♠ Casey Brezik ♠ Caster Semenya ♠ Charles Ramsey ♠ Charlie Check'm ♠ Cheyenne Cherry ♠ China Guy ♠ Chris Brown ♠ Chris Dorner ♠ Clay Claymore ♠ Cobanermani456 ♠ ComedyShortsGamer ♠ Condoleezza Rice ♠ Cosmo Setepenra ♠ CRoadwarrior ♠ Culexor ♠ Cynthia McKinney ♠ Cyntoia Brown ♠ DaBaby ♠ Dangerman ♠ Darrell Brooks ♠ Dave Chappelle ♠ David Wu-Kapauw ♠ Dcigs ♠ Dead nigger baby ♠ Deborrah Cooper ♠ Demcad ♠ DeWayne Craddock ♠ DJBPlaythroughs ♠ Dr. Laura Schlessnigger ♠ Dramasetter ♠ EDP445 ♠ Etika ♠ Fat Larry's Band ♠ FCU777 ♠ Frank James ♠ Fresh Prince ♠ Freddie Gray ♠ Future the rapper ♠ G-Zay ♠ Gary Coleman ♠ Gazi Kodzo ♠ General Butt Naked ♠ George Floyd ♠ H2O ♠ Happy Negro ♠ Herman Cain ♠ Isaac Hayes ♠ IShowSpeed ♠ Ismaaiyl Brinsley ♠ Jada ♠ Jaden Smith ♠ James Watson ♠ Jay Bundy ♠ Jena Six ♠ Jeremiah True ♠ Jesse Jackson ♠ JinuSenpai ♠ Jkid ♠ Jordan Neely ♠ Joseph Kony ♠ Jussie Smollett ♠ Kamala Harris ♠ Kamala Harris (prostitute) ♠ Kanye West ♠ Kerney Thomas ♠ KingMasterReview ♠ Kobe Bryant ♠ Korryn Gaines ♠ KSI ♠ Latarian Milton ♠ Lee Rigby ♠ Liam Mango ♠ Lil B ♠ Linda Carty ♠ Loud Nigra ♠ Lowti3rgod ♠ M0M0ko ♠ MadThad0890 ♠ MajelaZeZeDiamond ♠ Malcolm X ♠ Marcellus Williams ♠ Mark Essex ♠ Martin Luther King, Jr. ♠ Martin Ssempa ♠ Marvin Morvan and Alex Teniola ♠ Mary Alice Altorfer ♠ Maurice Clemmons ♠ Maxine Waters ♠ MC Ride ♠ Meek Mill ♠ Micah Dawson ♠ Micah Johnson ♠ Michael Arega ♠ Michael Jackson ♠ Mike Tyson ♠ Mikese Morse ♠ Mintah ♠ Miss Landmine ♠ Monica Foster ♠ Mr.A.T.AndreiThomas ♠ Mr Pregnant ♠ Mr. T ♠ Muteba Kidiaba ♠ Mychal Bell ♠ NawlinWiki ♠ Nelson Mandela ♠ Nicki Minaj ♠ Nigger Pig ♠ Nocturnus Libertus ♠ Ntokozo Qwabe ♠ Rick Ross ♠ OFWGKTA ♠ OG Loc ♠ OJ Simpson ♠ Old Spice Guy ♠ Oliver Hart ♠ Omarosa ♠ Oprah Winfrey ♠ Orlando Harris ♠ P Diddy ♠ Professor Kuhtoons ♠ Purple Aki ♠ Queen Kong ♠ R. Kelly ♠ Rachel Dolezal ♠ Raven Williams ♠ Reverend X ♠ Rick James ♠ Robert Butler Jr. ♠ Rocky Lockridge ♠ Ron Mexico ♠ Rosa Parks ♠ Royce da 5'9" ♠ Rucas ♠ Rudy Eugene ♠ Sandro L Jean ♠ SapphyDracases ♠ Senator Barack Hussein Obama ♠ Shaun King ♠ Sheneequa ♠ Sonicfox ♠ SonicStrife ♠ Soulja Boy ♠ Starlaglam ♠ Steve Hodder-Watt ♠ Steve Stephens ♠ SubToDavidland ♠ Sweet Brown ♠ T-Pain ♠ Tacgnol ♠ Tarisai Vushe ♠ Tariq Nasheed ♠ Tawana Brawley ♠ Tay Zonday ♠ Tedius Zanarukando ♠ ThatKidDouglas ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Booty Warrior ♠ The Central Park Five ♠ The Crackhead ♠ The Online Gamer ♠ The Trashman ♠ TheAdviseShow ♠ Therese Patricia Okoumou ♠ TheSuperRobotSoujaOG ♠ Tiger Woods ♠ Tommy Sotomayor ♠ Tony Eveready ♠ Tony48219 ♠ Tookie Williams ♠ Trayvon Martin ♠ Trevor Noah ♠ Twomad ♠ Tyler Lumar ♠ Tyra Banks ♠ Tyra Patterson ♠ UnMaskingTheTruth ♠ ValisHD ♠ Verbal Ase ♠ Viper ♠ Waluigis-girl ♠ Will Smith ♠ William Unek ♠ Wrong Location Nigger ♠ Xiao-Feng-Fury ♠ XXXTentacion ♠ Yasuke ♠ Zwarte Piet | |
Parlance |
Are You Serious? ♠ BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD ♠ Bix Nood ♠ Brraa pap pap pap ♠ BOOYA! ♠ Dat Ass ♠ DINDUNUFFIN ♠ Ebonics ♠ ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ♠ First World Problems ♠ Flea Market Montgomery ♠ Fuck The Police ♠ George Bush doesn't care about black people ♠ Hack is Wack! ♠ Happy Negro ♠ I Go Chop Your Dollar ♠ Imma Let You Finish ♠ IM PRESSIN CHARGES ♠ Niggers tongue my anus ♠ Not racist ♠ Read a Book ♠ Scrub Me Mama With A Boogie Beat ♠ Sittin On Tha Toilet ♠ Smell yo dick ♠ Thanks Obama ♠ The Boondocks ♠ These Cuffs ♠ WHOO ♠ You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack | |
Pastimes |
365Black.com ♠ 419 Nigerian Email Scams ♠ Basketball ♠ Blackbird ♠ Booty Shaking ♠ Chikins ♠ Chimpout ♠ Conspiracy theories ♠ Dogo Nahawa Massacre ♠ Dolemite ♠ FUBU ♠ Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas ♠ Hypebeast ♠ Jenkem ♠ KFC Double Down ♠ Kool-Aid ♠ Linux for Niggers ♠ Nigga Know Technology ♠ Police Abolition ♠ Pool's Closed ♠ Racism ♠ Rap ♠ Rape ♠ Riots ♠ Soulja Boy Tellem Chat ♠ Street takeover ♠ Swag ♠ The Black Sentinel ♠ The Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock) ♠ Twitter ♠ Ubuntu ♠ Voodoo ♠ Vuvuzela ♠ Watermelonz ♠ Will Smith slaps Chris Rock ♠ Worldstar Hiphop | |
Past |
BLACK FACE contempo ♠ Lynching ♠ NO NIGGERS ♠ Slavery (see also Nigger Manual) ♠ Vintage Black Americana | |
Present |
ADOS ♠ AIDS ♠ All The Niggers Are Dead ♠ Black People Love Us! ♠ Chocolate Rain ♠ Computer Science III ♠ Culexor ♠ Gay Nigger Association of America ♠ ISWAP ♠ Kwanzaa ♠ NAACP ♠ P.A. Palace ♠ Sheeeit ♠ There are no niggers on the Internet ♠ Unemployment ♠ and Welfare | |
Enemies |
A. Wyatt Mann ♠ Azn ♠ Buck Breakers ♠ Cops ♠ Chimpmania ♠ Don Imus ♠ Dylann Storm Roof ♠ Ebola virus ♠ Employment ♠ Epic Beard Man ♠ Graykat ♠ Illuminati ♠ James Watson ♠ Johnny Rebel ♠ Justine Sacco ♠ Ku Klux Klan ♠ Kramer ♠ Moonman ♠ Payton Gendron ♠ Popobawa ♠ Permit Patty ♠ Racism ♠ Ray Tensing ♠ Ryan Palmeter ♠ Shitskin Plantation ♠ Spics ♠ Stormfront ♠ The BLM Killer ♠ Total Nigger Death ♠ W ♠ White people |
Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners | |
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Admirers |
Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Artyom Kazantsev • Asa Coon • Bob8466 • Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson • Cho Seung-Hui • Dillon Cossey • Ichverbot • Jaylen Fryberg • Jeff Weise • Kimveer Gill • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath • Lynn Ann • Neocities • Nghtmrchld26 • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Robert Butler Jr. • Robert Hawkins • Robert Steinhäuser • Ryan Schallenberger • Sebastian Bosse • Sol Pais • TheAmazingAtheist • Tim Kretschmer • Vladislav Roslyakov • William Atchison • You | |
Locations: |
Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
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Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
Haters gonna hate: | |
Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |
Featured article October 3 & 4, 2015 | ||
Preceded by Ted Cruz |
Chris Harper-Mercer | Succeeded by Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath |