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{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie)<br>No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie)<br>No (everyone else)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Various}}
{{Ibrow|'''Collective:'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Jesus|Christian Identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Collective:'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Jesus|Christian identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Individual:'''| [[Natalie Rupnow|Supreme Damsel]], [[Ryan Palmeter|Obesity]], [[Payton Gendron|Furfaggotry]], [[John Earnest|Faggot]], [[Nathaniel Veltman| Gender dysphoria]], [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Online Bullying]], [[Patrick Crusius|schizophrenia]], [[Stephan Balliet|Baldness]],}}
{{Ibrow|'''Individual:'''| [[Natalie Rupnow|Supreme Damsel]], [[Ryan Palmeter|Obesity]], [[Payton Gendron|Furfaggotry]], [[John Earnest|Homosexuality]], [[Nathaniel Veltman|Gender dysphoria]], [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Online bullying]], [[Patrick Crusius|Schizophrenia]], [[Stephan Balliet|Baldness]]}}
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'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant clones''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who {{Strike|were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]}} became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to [[niggers]], [[spics]], [[kikes]], [[azns]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].
'''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant clones''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who {{Strike|were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]}} became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to [[niggers]], [[spics]], [[kikes]], [[Azns]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]].


== History ==
== History ==
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] back in 2019. Since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a {{Wikilink|Utrecht_tram_shooting|Turkroach}}.
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] back in 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from liberals and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However,  since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a {{Wikilink|Utrecht_tram_shooting|Turkroach}} trying to avenge the 51 kebabs.




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[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The first faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]
[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The first faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]]


On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess before running away like a coward and getting [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.
On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.


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== High Scores ==
== High Scores ==
 
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! RANK
!
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! AN HERO
! YEAR
! COMMENTS
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Patrick Crusius]]
| 23
| 22
| N
| 2019
| The original [[chud]] shot up a Walmart, killing 23 [[spics]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Payton Gendron]]
| 10
| 3
| N
| 2022
| Horny autistic [[furfag]] drove to [[BBQ|Buffalo]], [[New York]] and engaged in [[Dylann Storm Roof|deniggerization]] at a Tops Friendly Markets.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]]
| 5
| 17
| N
| 2022
| [[Retard|Non-binary]] faggot [[Omar Mateen|shot up a gay sex club]] in [[Faggot|Colorado Springs]] because he was [[Lol|bullied online]] by this very site.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
|[[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]]
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]]
| 4
| 1
| N
| 2021
| [[Christian]] fundamentalist and [[tranny]] ran over a family of [[Mudslimes]] after they misgendered her.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ryan Palmeter]]
| 3
| 0
| Y
| 2023
| [[Fat]] fuck and [[Sharty]] user tried to pull a [[Payton Gendron|Gendron]] at a Dollar General but performed at the same level as [[Tranny Phantom]] (including the [[an hero]]).
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Natalie Rupnow]]
| 2
| 6
| Y
| 2024
| The world's first militant [[femcel]] targeted her local [[Christian]] high school. Natalie, being a [[wimmin]] and therefore inferior in the world of high scores, only got 2 noobs and hurt 6 people before becoming [[An hero|an brave heroine]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Stephan Balliet]]
| 2
| 2
| N
| 2019
| Severely autistic ex-soldier desperately tried to shoot up a [[Jew]] nest but got [[William Atchison|cucked by an inanimate object]]. Ended up killing 2 of his own people.
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[File:MiniflagSlovenia.png|link{{=}}Slovenia]]
| [[Juraj Krajčík]]
| 2
| 1
| Y
| 2022
| Some [[depressed]] loser shot up a gay club and killed an [[Troon|enby]] and a [[bisexual]] before [[An hero|rage quitting God's world]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#fff963"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]]
| [[John Earnest]]
| 1
| 3
| N
| 2019
| As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in [[Spic|San Diego]] and killed [[Loser|one Jew]] before running away and getting v&.
|- style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]]
| [[Philip Manshaus]]
| 1
| 1
| N
| 2019
| Only managed to kill his [[Azn]] stepsister before getting his ass handed to him by a 1000-year-old [[Mudslime]].
|- style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda Küçükyetim]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| 5
| N
| 2024
| [[Turkroach]] stabbed people near a mosque. Being the roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 injuries. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired [[Natalie Rupnow]] 4 months later.
|- Style{{=}}"background:#c6c6c6"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Columbia]]
| [[Hugo Jackson]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| 1
| N
| 2021
| Subhuman mixed race mutant who [[David Sonboly|thought he was Aryan]] stabbed up his school. Was only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure.
</table>}}


== Symptoms ==
== Symptoms ==
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.


* Adressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs
* Being a [[furry]]  
* Being a [[furry]]  
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason
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* [[Nathaniel Veltman|Cutting your own nuts off]]
* [[Nathaniel Veltman|Cutting your own nuts off]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
* Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]]
== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid ==
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]].
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]].
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]].
== See Also ==
* [[Brenton Tarrant]]
* [[Columbiner]]
* [[Stan]]
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Nazis}}
{{Psychopaths}}

Latest revision as of 21:15, 23 December 2024

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All Tarrantulas have Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Tarrantulas are autistic mass shooting obsessed losers who won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a disciple will go horribly wrong and that they will never be like Brenton but instead will likely be worse than Door Cuck.

Tarrant kids
Active March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe
Nationality: Global  
Occupation Various
Highscore Killed 54, injured 63
Top 50? 25th (Patrick)
No (everyone else)
Style Carmageddon (Nathaniel)
Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, Arda)
FPS (everyone else)
An Hero? Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie)
No (everyone else)
Motive Various
Collective: White supremacy, Antisemitism, Autism, Islamophobia, Christian identity (some), Atheism (some)
Individual: Supreme Damsel, Obesity, Furfaggotry, Homosexuality, Gender dysphoria, Online bullying, Schizophrenia, Baldness


Tarrantulas (a.k.a. Tarrant kids and Tarrant clones) are the racist moralfag cousins of Columbiners who were groomed by glowniggers on Trooncord became enlightened to the word of Saint Tarrant. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of 4chan, Tumblr, and 8chan. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially to niggers, spics, kikes, Azns, white race traitors, and most notably, sandniggers. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often barely been able to top one person. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a mudnigger-spic mix and still be one. The scores of Tarrantulas range from reaching the top 50 to not causing any damage whatsoever.

History

Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant shot a bunch of sandniggers back in 2019, causing tons of butthurt from liberals and invaders. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty based manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike Anders or Dylann Roof, this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first high score attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a Turkroach trying to avenge the 51 kebabs.


First Disciple of the Lord

Moar info: John Earnest.

The first faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.

On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest shot up a ZOG outpost with a California compliant AR-15. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got v&. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.

High Scores

RANK PLAYER CONFIRMED KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR COMMENTS
1 Patrick Crusius 23 22 N 2019 The original chud shot up a Walmart, killing 23 spics.
2 Payton Gendron 10 3 N 2022 Horny autistic furfag drove to Buffalo, New York and engaged in deniggerization at a Tops Friendly Markets.
3 Anderson Lee Aldrich 5 17 N 2022 Non-binary faggot shot up a gay sex club in Colorado Springs because he was bullied online by this very site.
4 Nathaniel Veltman 4 1 N 2021 Christian fundamentalist and tranny ran over a family of Mudslimes after they misgendered her.
5 Ryan Palmeter 3 0 Y 2023 Fat fuck and Sharty user tried to pull a Gendron at a Dollar General but performed at the same level as Tranny Phantom (including the an hero).
6 Natalie Rupnow 2 6 Y 2024 The world's first militant femcel targeted her local Christian high school. Natalie, being a wimmin and therefore inferior in the world of high scores, only got 2 noobs and hurt 6 people before becoming an brave heroine.
7 Stephan Balliet 2 2 N 2019 Severely autistic ex-soldier desperately tried to shoot up a Jew nest but got cucked by an inanimate object. Ended up killing 2 of his own people.
8 Juraj Krajčík 2 1 Y 2022 Some depressed loser shot up a gay club and killed an enby and a bisexual before rage quitting God's world.
9 John Earnest 1 3 N 2019 As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in San Diego and killed one Jew before running away and getting v&.
10 Philip Manshaus 1 1 N 2019 Only managed to kill his Azn stepsister before getting his ass handed to him by a 1000-year-old Mudslime.
11 Arda Küçükyetim 0 5 N 2024 Turkroach stabbed people near a mosque. Being the roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 injuries. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired Natalie Rupnow 4 months later.
12 Hugo Jackson 0 1 N 2021 Subhuman mixed race mutant who thought he was Aryan stabbed up his school. Was only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure.

Symptoms

These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.

How to Troll a Tarrant Kid

  • Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by Allah's will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
  • If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL he'd shoot them in the face.
  • Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of Anders, who actually went after the Islamizers.
  • Tell them that they kill less people than Columbiners.

See Also

Tarrantulas
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Brenton Tarrant

Saint Brenton Tarrant
Disciples John EarnestPatrick CrusiusPhilip ManshausStephan BallietNathaniel VeltmanHugo JacksonPayton GendronJuraj KrajčíkAnderson Lee AldrichRyan PalmeterArda KüçükyetimNatalie Rupnow
Electee Otoya YamaguchiPatrick PurdyAnders Behring BreivikWade Michael PageDylann Storm RoofAnton Lundin PetterssonAli David SonbolyAlexandre BissonnetteDarren OsborneLuca Traini
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