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Natalie Rupnow

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Natalie Rupnow is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.


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Natalie Rupnow
Born November 7, 2009
Died December 16, 2024 (aged 15)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 2, injured 6
Top 50? FUCK NO!
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Anti-Rapefugeeism
Supreme Lady


Natalie Lynn Rupnow (a.k.a. Samantha Rupnow) was some ugly dumbass edgelord loser 15-year-old girl who went hunting for migrants in Madison, Wisconsin at her Christian high school. Being a wimmin, she only got 2 kills and hurt 6 people before becoming an brave heroine who broke glass ceilings in the world of school shootings lol nope.

Online Faggotry

Our brave and just warrior had a Tumblr account where she would repost content related to school shooters such as Vladislav Roslyakov, Adam Lanza, and to nobody's surprise, Eric and Dylan, like the edgy teenager she was. She also made a Twitter account 9 days before the shooting, where she showed various red flags, such as using the handle "@Postalbrained" and posting a massively gay Anton Lundin Pettersson edit (just as a sidenote, Anton got more kills than her with a literal sword lmao) that the feds didn't notice for some reason.

Manifesto

Known Accounts

Allegedly this photo has been edited to make her look uglier.

Shooting

On December 16, 2024, Natalie posted her manifesto (which was set to private lol) and then perpetrated her "Amoklauf" at her school. She brought a basic bitch 9mm pistol that was probably acquired illegally from some niggers in Chicago. She was able to drop 2 noobs like ED's own William Atchison, except she racked up 6 injuries as well. She then defeated an greatest quest of her life. This resulted in the usual school shooting fallout online, with the MAGAts sending their empty thoughts and prayers, and Joe Biden and the rest of the anti-Christian liberal Untermenschen calling for the usual gun control terrorist demands of assault weapon bans (reminder that the gun used in the shooting was a 9mm handgun) before this shooting is inevitably (and deservedly) forgotten. So, a lesson to be learned from this: Don't go apeshit. You aren't going to get a decent score and you will probably end up like her or worse.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: 9mm Pistol
  • Does 15-30 pts. of damage.
  • Impotent rage from being pumped 'n dumped by those chauvinistic pigs. Double damage against men and pick-me's.
  • Spell: Nazi
  • Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
  • Spell 2: Columfag
  • Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 (6 injuries)
Accuracy: 7/20 Wimmin can't hit shit
Style: 2/20 Used an insanely stale meme
Butthurt: 6/20 Will be forgotten
Bonus: 11/20 For being a female player
Total Score: 28/100 (F-)
More proof women can't do anything right
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Gallery

Museum Exhibit for the World's First Femcel School Shooter About missing Pics
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Fanart

Experts Say This Music May Induce Homicidal Ideation

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Admirers

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Locations:

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Predecessors Mutsuo ToiMarc LépineGeorge HennardFlemming NielsenDylan KleboldCho Seung-HuiTomohiro KatoGeorge Sodini
Traits Assburgers syndromeBatshit insaneMisogynyVirgin
See Also Beta UprisingIncelIncelcoreLove-shynessMGTOWNice guys/r9k/World of Warcraft
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Locus in quo:

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Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

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Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik


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Terrorists:

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