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Semih Çelik
| Semih Çelik is yet another mediocre mass stabbing article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Semih Çelik | |
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| Born | c. 2005 |
| Died | October 4, 2024 (aged 19) |
| Nationality: | Turkroach |
| Highscore | Killed 2 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | Hack'N'Slash |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Fakecel |
Semih Çelik
was a 19-year-old Turkish incel (despite having had girlfriends before) who squashed Arda Küçükyetim's failure of a stabbing spree two months later on October 4, 2024, after causing national outcry for killing two 19-year-old baddies (Ayşenur Halil and İkbal Uzuner; both ex-girlfriends of his) and publicly beheading one of them and throwing her head off of the well-known Walls of Constantinople where onlookers watched her head bounce like a basketball. He then proceeded to jump off said wall seeing as his work was done here.
Probably the most cataclysmic thing to come out of this situation was Discord getting banned in Turkey—so as we say, nothing of value was lost.
Gameplay Footage
Loadout
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 2/20 0 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 All targets eliminated. Good job, Agent 47. |
| Style: | 20/20 Highly publicized display of women-slaying |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Caused epic butthurt… mostly concentrated within Turkey though. |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Will go down as the Turkish Elliot Rodger |
Gallery
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Semih in action
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The 2 victims of
Richard Ramirez... I mean Semih Çelik -
And secretly being YandereDev
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He believes this deserves to be on the Offended page.
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DEAD
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And that's how Semih Çelik committed mass murder.
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Semih Çelik's fetishes
Documentaries
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See Also
- Arda Küçükyetim - At least Semih Çelik did better than Arda.
- Discord
- Elliot Rodger - Semih Çelik but with guns and a BMW.
- Guro
- Offended - Congratulations, new generation to traumatize.
- Reina Nightclub Massacre - Fellow high score attempt in Istanbul.
- Turkey
External Links
| Semih Çelik is part of a series on Dying Alone
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| Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |


