Donald Drumpf

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It's me America, It's me America, it was me all along America, you all bought it, you all bought it hook, line and sinker.

45th and current President of the United States

First Lady, Melania Trump

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Donald Trump, Donald Drumpf^✡ or Fuckface Von Clownstick^卐, is a dead animal toupee wearing, small-handed, pussy-grabbing, spoiled, retarded, moronic, draft-dodging, shameless, cheating, lying, good for nothing, attention whoring, bullshitting, illiterate, egotistical, maniacal, raping, perverted, godless, hypocritical, flip-flopping, indecent, greedy, jewish, loud-mouthed, son of orangutan sycophant who somehow became the first American Not My President in 2016 by saying out loud in National Television what sub-human voters say out loud in private, and by gaslighting the nation. Somehow (see average voter IQ) he has convinced the masses that he wasn't running on contributions, even though he actually was. The rest of his campaign was literally his lending himself the money, self-funding, that is. Before becoming president he was known for inheriting a large sum of money and spending it on doomed projects, declaring bankruptcy, selling them, evading tax, and somehow making a profit. So guess what he will do with America? He will put his name all over it before running it into the ground and selling it to the Chinese in TPP 2.0, after which he'll retire to a South Florida like other real estate developers from Queens.

In November 2016, Amerifat handed its car keys to a total fucking dotard, mistakenly thinking he knew how to drive a country because he repeatedly said he's the best in the world, even though he drove multiple businesses into ditches and became indebted to the Russian mob because they're the only ones who would loan him money. Protip: In Best Korea, it's pronounced "Dotard Drumpf."

For the sake of clarity, we have divided up the life story of this meme into three chapters which are as follows:

• Before his rise to worldwide fame as a manbaby
• His Oscar-winning performance of a madmanbaby running for president
• Post awards ceremony where he now has to actually govern this great nation of ours

Pre-election Era Donald Trump

The inevitable fate of the American voter

From the Donald J. Trump collection.

White Genocide

President Trump during his daily routine.

Oh yes he did

The Apprentice

President Trump's great reality television show is called The Apprentice. The show also has a retarded brother called "The Celebrity Apprentice." This show has been home to many stars, including Lil' Jon, La Toya Jackson, and that one fat guy. President Donald Trump has also been seen extorting money from other contestants including rock singer Meatloaf. Arnold Schwarzenegger is now hosting The Celebrity Apprentice because even President Donald Trump's job has been stolen by an immigrant.

Trump is not his real name

Like two out of three Red-Blooded Americans, Donny's grandpa was originally a German, but because he didn't want to pay taxes or serve in the military he fled to the USA with only the money he owed the Kaiser's government and his new slogan: Toll Macht Frei. But there was a problem when you are named Drumpf in 1885's USA, so he tried his luck in Canada instead. After returning to Germany to marry, only to return to Queens again grandpa Friedrich made a fortune in brothels and died from the Spanish Flu.

	“	For single men, the Arctic has excellent accommodations as well as the best restaurant in Bennett, but I would not advise respectable women to go there to sleep as they are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings – and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex	„
	—Yukon Sun

• The first Trump hotel was known for selling prostitutes and generating positive press reviews, a practice, and reputation that only improves with further Drumpf generations.
• Just like his grandpa, Donald is also known for tax evasion.
• His actual name is Drumpf, but he will be recorded in Chinese Annals as Te Lang Poo or 特朗>:(

Bankruptcies

• 1991 - He had to sell his yacht, to pay off the debt on Taj Mahal casino, less than a year after its opening. He was saved by billionaire Carl C. Icahn - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
• 1992 - When he couldn't pay for Trump Plaza Hotel, so it had to be bought out by Citibank. - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
• 1999 - Trump-Maples marriage fails after an almost rape incident. Trump declared Chapter 11 Divorce.
• 2004 - Couldn't afford the "crushing debt" of Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts Inc. He went from 47% of the stakes to a measly 27% - Trump declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy
• 2009 - Donnie was kindly asked to step down as the head of the board when Trump Entertainment Resorts couldn't pay a 53 million dollar bill. - The company was forced to declare Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Was bought by Carl C. Icahn, so Americans shouldn't be without jobs.
• 2017 - America, when he spends all the money on the defense budget. Will declare a chapter 11 bankruptcy to the Chinese.

Failed business ventures

• 1985 - The New Jersey Generals was a USFL team that Trump re-bought. His decision was so poor that not only did he destroy the team, he destroyed an entire league.
• 1990 - Trump the Game was a Monopoly rip-off. It was brought back in 2005, to meh reviews.
• 1992 - Trump Shuttle where he managed to lose $100 million.
• 2007 - Trump Mortgage was led off by this immortal comment: "I think it's a great time to start a mortgage company ... who knows about financing better than I do?". It was right before the housing market crash. Well done, Nostradamus.
• 2007 - Trump Steaks were discontinued almost immediately. The Trump Steakhouse was found to be utterly fucking disgusting to the point where even Gordon Ramsay would give up. It was closed because it had expired yogurt and five months overdue duck.
• 2007 - GoTrump.com was a place for Trump by Trump. It shut down within a year.
• 2008 - Trump Vodka was abandoned just a mere two years after being released. Did we mention that Trump is a teetotaler and his brother was a severe alcoholic?
• 2009 - Trump Magazine first appeared in 2007, where his daughter was on the front page. Unfortunately, she was dressed. It was supposed to cash in on the booming advertising market for yachts and other high-end commodities. Didn't work out.
• 2010 - Trump Ice. Would you like to buy some "Natural" "Spring" "Water", that tasted like socks?
• 2011 - Trump University was a diploma mill. Trump ended up getting sued for 40 million dollars because he lied.

Settled in 2016 for $25 Million he did not have time to show up in court because he is the soon-to-be President.

Lifestyle

President Trump spends his days in his Manhattan home, eating delicious cake and playing with himself. He dreams of Jessi Slaughter and faps his 24 karat gilded five-inch penis. In recent years he has begun to lure in little boys with wads of cash to have sex with him. President Trump, being the latent homosexual that is his agenda, is the sole financial source behind Boku no Pico. It is rumored that the plot is inspired by President Trump's childhood, but given how much President Trump brags about his accomplishments if he did have such an awesome childhood--he'd never shut the fuck up about it. It is speculated that he will pander to militant homosexuals after he locks up the GOP nomination. He also has an extensive wardrobe, which ranges from green business suits to skimpy, black panties. It should be noted that President Trump has managed to bankrupt his entire business empire, twice, the first time it was a chain of casino resorts, which even those with the most tenuous grasp on economics, will tell you is fucking impossible unless you are a hire complete and utter retards. Both times President Trump got back on his feet again, from a combination of giving blowjobs to his neo-con friends (including the Clintons) and begging for bailouts from the government. The joke is on you cause he has "fuck you" money many times over and you are reading this not fully clothed.

The Birther Movement

THE HANDSHAKE

He was jealous of the cool kids hanging out with the black guy

What Obama though of this jackoff before he won, can you blame him

This issue made this asshole's campaign momentum possible to begin with, rode it all the way through till the effect wore off. How the issue unfolded is summed up by the pictures below ordered in sequence.

Step 1: Jump on the Nigger Hate bandwagon

Step 2: Go on FOX News so all the brain dead dipshits know who you are

Step 3: When ready to go 180, blame Hillary Clinton because the Media will fall for it and are getting bored

Step 4: Make a announcement absolving yourself of the sin of starting this whole shitstorm

Candidate Donald Trump

Campaign Slogan

Has Jewish Links

The irony that Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right, Alex Jones, and KKK support him despite him having a Jew for a son-in-law and his daughter became a Jew. Also the Prime Minister of Israel and Right Wing love him in Israel.

Don't believe us, the kikes in Israel literally put his face on a coin.

How his followers deal with his numerous fuckups and scandals

When you are inducted into the Trump Supporters Party, you must support the Dear Great Leader at all costs, no matter how small the insult is, you must defend him. A basic attack is to being butthurt over Hillary and liberals can't accept the miracles of our Dear Great Leader. For advanced training, use ShariaBlue and Shill to destroy the political thread because all of them must be paid off by the Jews, George Soros, David Brock, and Deep State.

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Make incest great again

Despite many a failed marriages Donnie has always claimed he is a family man. And how can he maintain that? Simple. By wanting to boink his daughter.

Q: What's the favorite thing you have in common with your daughter

A: Sex

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Getting his Walk of Fame Star removed

How to piss on Drumpf

Surprisingly this short-fingered vulgarian got himself a Walk of Fame Star, but not for much longer, as people are using it as a toilet, as they confuse it with the man. As a result it has begun to stink more than Drumpf's asshole, as he can't wipe properly with those tiny fingers.

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  Bitches shit on Trump
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President Donald J Trump

Drumpf's environment secretary asks tough questions

Donald Drumpf - final form?

When the leading cause of obesity in the world hates you

His Official Presidential Portrait

Who voted for this fucktard

His 'Secret' plan to take out ISIS in 30 days

BREAKING NEWS!! 100+ Days later: Mission failure.

His Muslim Travel Ban

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Obamacare Repeal

Promised to repeal Obamacare on Day 1, took 2 months to come up with a replacement only for it to die dead on arrival on the first attempt in the House despite Republicunts and Cuckservatives controlling the House, Senate, and Presidency.

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What do Trump Supporters think of him now?

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He is a Zionist NeoCon Shill

Well no shit when you are surrounded by Jews, they whisper in your ears as they take away your daughter to be converted into one of them. This sack of lard allowed the Chair Force to become the ISIS Air Force for the day as he bombed an airfield in Syria fighting ISIS because the Jews and the Jew owned media told him it was a good idea to save his poll numbers, which did jack shit as he lost support from the neckbeards in the basement, butthurt that the President doesn't listen to their advice when he is listening to his advisors on the National Security Council.

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The Pussification of America as the Great Old Fuck George Carlin called it eons ago

What the media doesn't have the balls to do.

What the house and senate

don't have the balls to do.

What the Donald don't have the balls to do.

What Trump supporters don't have the balls to do.

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Quotes

“   Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything   „     —The only quote that will make you question your US History Textbook if that was a typo     “   I don't think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine. Although she does have a very nice figure. I've said that if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her   „     —10 years before it happened     “   I think apologizing's a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I'm ever wrong   „     —Translation for pussies, NEVER     “   I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks   „     —First US president that tried to nigger pander     “   I love the poorly educated   „     —Thanks for being honest     “   The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families   „     —The main evidence for convicting this asshole at his future trial at the Hague for war crimes     “   We have some bad hombres and we're going to get them out   „     —Okay I LOLed at this one     “   What the fuck is that unholy smell.   „     —Trump shows his lack of empathy for the stupid, unwashed, err, blue-collar citizens of Youngstown, Ohio. 25 July 2017 Previous Quote | Next Quote

Videos

It's fucking over

Drumpf explains big water

Believe him

Trump is a player.

Drumpf has two Sheneequas on the payroll

The notorious suppressed 1991 documentary

Don't go stealing Donald's Thunder

Trump supporter telling it like it is!

Donald Trump is ISIS' number one recruiter.

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  no homo ;)
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  Inside the White House
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  Bateman endorses Trump.
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  Donald moves on women like a "bitch".
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  Hebrew writing plaque in Donald Trump's office - another proof that he into Jewry
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  Back to the Future Predicted Trump as President only off by 1 year. That's heavy.
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  Trump, putting the "ss" back in "business".
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  Trump pals around with his friend Rudy Ghouliani.
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  In capitalist America, pussy grabs YOU!
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  Trump gets pwned on Twitter.

See Also

• Drumpf article by white alt-right autistic shitlords
• Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this
• Adolf Hitler - drumpf is LITERALLY HITLER!!!! my profesor seid so -.- drumpfs a FACIST
• Bernie Madoff More like Bernie "Made Off" With All Our Money MIRite.
• Bernie Sanders
• Blaming China
• Business
• Chelsea Clinton
• Dolan Trump
• Fired
• Frances Irene Finley Williams - Old fuck whose obituary blamed Trump for hastening her death.
• God
• Hillary Clinton
• Jews
• Money
• Roseanne Barr Of course, he'd be a fan of hers
• Rosie
• The Man
• The True God
• Weasel words
• Pindos

External links

• Trump the Donald literally.
• At least there won't be war with Russia...

External links of White Supremacy

• The Great White Hope
• Is Trump our Last Chance? (probably)
• Trump's unwelcome support
• 10 Dark Secrets of Trump
• How the Trump regime was manufactured by a war inside the Deep State

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