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|BGCOLOR=#FFC21A style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''All Tarrantulas have [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers Syndrome]], <br />so you can't say anything bad! :-('''</big></big><br /><br /><big> | |BGCOLOR=#FFC21A style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''All Tarrantulas have [[Asperger's Syndrome|Assburgers Syndrome]], <br />so you can't say anything bad! :-('''</big></big><br /><br /><big>Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.</big> | ||
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<td>[[File: | <td>[[File:BallietMugshot.jpg|100px|link=Stephan Balliet]]</td> | ||
<td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are | <td style="color:#803e37;"><font size="3">{{PAGENAME}} are yet more retarded [[mass shooting]] obsessed [[loser|losers]] who won't shut the fuck up about the [[Shit no one cares about|51 kebabs]]. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a [[Mass shooter|disciple]] will go [[John Earnest|horribly wrong]] and that they will never be like [[Brenton]] but instead will likely be worse than [[Door Cuck|Anon]].</font></td></tr> | ||
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{{Ibhead| | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Tarrant kids'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|''' | {{Ibrow|'''Active'''|March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe}} | ||
{{Ibrow|''' | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Earth|Global]] [[File:Solar system earth.jpg|20px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|''' | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Various}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 54 , injured 63}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 54, injured 63}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''| # | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[High Score#Co-Op Mode|37th]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''| | {{Ibrow|'''Individual:'''|[[High Score|25th]] (Patrick)<br> No (everyone else)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Carmageddon (Nathaniel)<br>Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, Arda)<br>FPS (everyone else)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|''' | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie)<br>No (everyone else)}} | ||
{{Ibrow| Collective:|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Jesus|Christian | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|Various}} | ||
{{Ibrow| Individual:| [[Natalie Rupnow|Supreme Damsel]], [[Ryan Palmeter|Obesity]], [[Payton Gendron|Furfaggotry]], [[John Earnest| | {{Ibrow|'''Collective:'''|[[White supremacy]], [[Antisemitism]], [[Autism]], [[Islamophobia]], [[Jesus|Christian identity]] (some), [[Atheism]] (some)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Individual:'''| [[Natalie Rupnow|Supreme Damsel]], [[Ryan Palmeter|Obesity]], [[Payton Gendron|Furfaggotry]], [[John Earnest|Homosexuality]], [[Nathaniel Veltman|Gender dysphoria]], [[Anderson Lee Aldrich|Online bullying]], [[Juraj Krajčík|Depression]], [[Patrick Crusius|Schizophrenia]], [[Stephan Balliet|Baldness]]}} | |||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
{{glow|Tarrantulas}}{{Nazi}} ( | '''{{glow|Tarrantulas}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Tarrant kids''' and '''Tarrant clones''') are the racist [[moralfag]] cousins of [[Columbiners]] who {{Strike|were groomed by {{Glow|[[glownigger]]s}} on [[Discord|Trooncord]]}} became enlightened to the word of [[Saint Tarrant]]. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of [[4chan]], [[Tumblr]], and [[8chan]]. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially [[niggers]], [[spics]], [[kikes]], [[Azns]], [[Liberals|white race traitors]], and most notably, [[sandniggers]]. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often [[Fail|barely been able to top one person]]. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a [[Pajeet|mudnigger]]-[[spic]] mix and [[Hugo Jackson|still be one]]. The scores of Tarrantulas range from [[Patrick Crusius|reaching the top 50]] to [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|not causing any damage whatsoever]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
Our | Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant [[Epic Win|shot a bunch of sandniggers]] on March 15, 2019, causing tons of [[butthurt]] from liberals and [[Muslims|invaders]]. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty [[based]] manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike [[Anders]] or [[Dylann Roof]], this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first [[high score]] attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a {{Wikilink|Utrecht_tram_shooting|Turkroach}} trying to avenge the 51 kebabs. | ||
=== First Disciple of the Lord === | |||
{{main|John Earnest}} | |||
[[File:EarnestSmile.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|The first faggot to throw his life away for an imageboard.]] | |||
On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself '''John Earnest'''{{Christian}} shot up a [[ZOG]] outpost with a [[Retard|California compliant]] [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got [[v&]]. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== A New Challenger Appears === | |||
{{main|Patrick Crusius}} | |||
[[File:Patrick Casius.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The only one competent enough to reach the top 50.]] | |||
On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when '''Patrick Crusius'''{{Nazi}} shot up a [[Walmart]] in [[Spic|El Paso,]] [[Texas]]. Unlike [[Forced meme|Little John]] here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but [[Epic Win|23]] spics. Of course, the [[old media]] tried to blame this on [[The Donald|Orange Man]], but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a [[Chud|very important figure in Sharty culture]]. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Attack of the Ancient Mudslime === | |||
{{main|Philip Manshaus}} | |||
[[File:Philipmbanka.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i got cucked by a 1000 year old sandnigger}}]] | |||
Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a [[Norway|Bjork Bjork]] named '''Philip Manshaus'''{{Nazi}} decided to take action against the [[White Genocide|Great Replacement]] and killed his [[Azn]] stepsister with a [[.22 Long Rifle|.22 rifle]] before taking a [[furry|waterfowl shotgun]] and a [[Sebastian Bosse|1800s rifle]] and heading off to his local mosque in a [[Elon Musk|Nissan Leaf]]. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for [[Muslims|invaders]], but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an [[Lie|unstoppable sandnigger]] and he got [[raped]] by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to [[Win|21 years in prison]] just like [[Justiciar Andersnordic]]. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
===The Deadly Door=== | |||
{{main|Stephan Balliet}} | |||
[[File:AnonBalliet.mp4|130px|thumb|left|No one wants to be friends with you, loser.]] | |||
After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald [[Germany|Kraut]] named '''Stephan Balliet'''{{Nazi}} launched an attack on his own [[ZOG]] outpost, and [[Epic win|managed to stream it successfully]]. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our {{Strike|failure}} hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a [[Lol|wooden door]]. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to [[fail|killing one of his own people]], he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to [[Anders|Sieg Heil in court]]. However, the joyous land of Tarrant clones would soon fade into black due to the [[Coronavirus|'Rona]]. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Truckin' and Troonin'=== | |||
{{main|Nathaniel Veltman}} | |||
[[File:Missveltman.png|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>mfw i slaughter an innocent family over my pronouns}}]] | |||
Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a [[Troon|stunning and brave]] heroine named '''Natalia Veltman'''{{Trans}}{{Christian}} (Stage name: '''Tranders Breivik'''{{Trans}}{{Christian}}, [[Deadname]]: '''Nathaniel Veltman'''{{Christian}}) decided to get revenge on the [[White Genocide|Islamization]] of the West. On June 6, 2021, she embarked on her quest to eradicate [[Muslims|invaders]] from the noble land of [[Shit|London, Ontario]], [[Canada]]. She spotted some [[Mudslimes]] and used her Ram 1500 to [[rape]] all of the invaders. Being a tranny, she was incredibly skilled at mutilation, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all Assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10 gallon Fuel tank restrictions. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== With Spics, Do Not Mix === | |||
{{main|Hugo Jackson}} | |||
[[File:HugoJackson2023.png|100px|thumb|left|A [[No|true Aryan]].]] | |||
On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned [[2021 London Troon attack|London cracker attack]], a [[fail|biracial]] [[spic]]/[[Pajeet|currynigger]] [[Sonboly|Aryan]] named '''{{glow|Hugo Jackson}}'''{{nazi}} achieved the most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a [[Anton Lundin Pettersson|previous Hack'N'Slash attempt]] in his own country of [[Columbia|Sweden]]. He did [[win|stream it]], but the stream is [[Fail|lost media]] since [[No one cares|no one cared]] because he [[faggot|only managed to hurt one teacher, lol]]. He was then v& after [[Loser|failing to]] [[an hero]] by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now [[win|free]]. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Martha Speaks, I Listen === | |||
{{main|Payton Gendron}} | |||
[[File:Paytongendron.jpg|100px|thumb|left|A sexy dog girl told me to [[Dylann Roof|shoot some niggers]].]] | |||
The first Tarrant clone of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), '''Payton Gendron'''{{nazi}} was a [[college]] student and filthy [[furfag]] who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier but [[retard|missed the date, lol]]), drove [[At least 100|over 200 miles]] from his [[redneck]] town in southern NY to [[Nigger|Buffalo, New York]] and [[win|shot some niggers]]. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before [[fail|failing to an hero, lol]]. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== [[Omar Mateen]] 2: Electric Boogaloo === | |||
{{main|Juraj Krajčík}} | |||
[[File:Juraj Krajcik.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Ironically, he looks even gayer than his victims.]] | |||
On October 12, 2022, 5 months after [[Payton Gendron]]'s epic win, a [[Slovakia|Slovakian]] and [[Minecraft|Minefag]] named '''Juraj Krajčík'''{{nazi}} also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to [[mommy]] and becoming [[an hero]] the next day. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== [[Couch Cuck]] Strikes Again === | |||
{{main|Anderson Lee Aldrich}} | |||
[[File:AndersonAldrich.png|100px|thumb|left|He did this [[Joclings|because of us, lol]].]] | |||
On November 19, 2022, just a month after the original [[Omar Mateen]] wannabe, a faggot named '''Anderson Lee Aldrich'''{{Trans}} launched a retarded, albeit much better, attack on a faggot club in [[Colorado]]. He managed to kill 5 fags and injure 17, but got beaten up and [[v&]] for being a fatass, lol. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Snarky Snappy === | |||
{{main|Ryan Palmeter}} | |||
[[File:Palmeter5.jpg|100px|thumb|left|{{Greentext|>total nigger d-ACK!}}]] | |||
Now, if you thought the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of [[AlGore]] on August 26, 2023 when '''Ryan Palmeter'''{{nazi}} shot up a [[Shit|Dollar General]] and busted a cap in 3 [[nigga]]s' asses. After he realized he [[loser|only killed 3 people]], he became [[an hero]] and ultimately did as well as [[Randy Stair]]. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Cows for McDonald's === | |||
{{main|High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda Küçükyetim}} | |||
[[File:ArdaAutist.jpeg|100px|thumb|left|Teach him what "Turkofagos" means.]] | |||
On August 12, 2024, the [[retard|retardation]] got even worse. A [[Turkroach]] named '''Arda Küçükyetim'''{{nazi}} actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This [[white supremacist]] group is literally being [[Great Replacement|replaced]] by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only [[epic fail|injuring 5]], though he still managed to do better than [[Hugo Jackson]]. However, he got 3 assists when the next person on this list somehow got inspired by him. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== She-Tarrant === | |||
{{main|Natalie Rupnow}} | |||
[[File:Samantharupnow.jpg|100px|thumb|left|Specifically a disciple of a disciple, but that still counts.]] | |||
On December 16, 2024, [[Women|glass ceilings]] were shattered when '''Natalie Rupnow'''{{nazi}} [[Audrey Hale|shot up her Christian school]] in [[Wisconsin]]. Being a [[wimmin]], she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming [[An hero|an trailblazing queen]]. Before her joke of a shooting, she was [[Sol Pais|worshipping school/mass shooters on]] [[Tumblr]], as well as spreading her [[autistic]] hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
== High Scores == | |||
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! RANK | |||
! | |||
! PLAYER | |||
! CONFIRMED KILLS | |||
! INJURED | |||
! AN HERO | |||
! YEAR | |||
! COMMENTS | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Patrick Crusius]] | |||
| 23 | |||
| 22 | |||
| N | |||
| 2019 | |||
| The original [[chud]] shot up a Walmart, killing 23 [[spics]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Payton Gendron]] | |||
| 10 | |||
| 3 | |||
| N | |||
| 2022 | |||
| Horny autistic [[furfag]] drove to [[BBQ|Buffalo]], [[New York]] and engaged in [[Dylann Storm Roof|deniggerization]] at a Tops Friendly Markets. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Anderson Lee Aldrich]] | |||
| 5 | |||
| 17 | |||
| N | |||
| 2022 | |||
| [[Retard|Non-binary]] faggot [[Omar Mateen|shot up a gay sex club]] in [[Faggot|Colorado Springs]] because he was [[Lol|bullied online]] by this very site. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
|[[Image:MiniflagCanada.png|23px|link{{=}}Canada]] | |||
| [[Nathaniel Veltman]] | |||
| 4 | |||
| 1 | |||
| N | |||
| 2021 | |||
| [[Christian]] fundamentalist and [[tranny]] ran over a family of [[Mudslimes]] after they misgendered her. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Ryan Palmeter]] | |||
| 3 | |||
| 0 | |||
| Y | |||
| 2023 | |||
| [[Fat]] fuck and [[Sharty]] user tried to pull a [[Payton Gendron|Gendron]] at a Dollar General but performed at the same level as [[Tranny Phantom]] (including the [[an hero]]). | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[Natalie Rupnow]] | |||
| 2 | |||
| 6 | |||
| Y | |||
| 2024 | |||
| The world's first militant [[femcel]] targeted her local [[Christian]] high school. Natalie, being a [[wimmin]] and therefore inferior in the world of high scores, only got 2 noobs and hurt 6 people before becoming [[An hero|an brave heroine]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagGermany.png|link{{=}}Germany]] | |||
| [[Stephan Balliet]] | |||
| 2 | |||
| 2 | |||
| N | |||
| 2019 | |||
| Severely autistic ex-soldier desperately tried to shoot up a [[Jew]] nest but got [[William Atchison|cucked by an inanimate object]]. Ended up killing 2 of his own people. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[File:MiniflagSlovakia.png|link{{=}}Slovakia]] | |||
| [[Juraj Krajčík]] | |||
| 2 | |||
| 1 | |||
| Y | |||
| 2022 | |||
| Some [[depressed]] loser shot up a gay club and killed an [[Troon|enby]] and a [[bisexual]] before [[An hero|rage quitting God's world]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|link{{=}}America]] | |||
| [[John Earnest]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| 3 | |||
| N | |||
| 2019 | |||
| As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in [[Spic|San Diego]] and killed [[Loser|one Jew]] before running away and getting v&. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagNorway.png|link{{=}}Norway]] | |||
| [[Philip Manshaus]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| 1 | |||
| N | |||
| 2019 | |||
| Only managed to kill his [[Azn]] stepsister before getting his ass handed to him by a 1000-year-old [[Mudslime]]. | |||
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|link{{=}}Turkey]] | |||
| [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda Küçükyetim]] | |||
| [[Epic Fail|0]] | |||
| 5 | |||
| N | |||
| 2024 | |||
| [[Turkroach]] stabbed people near a mosque. Being the roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 injuries. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired [[Natalie Rupnow]] 4 months later. | |||
|- Style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00" | |||
| _row_count | |||
| [[Image:MiniflagSweden.png|link{{=}}Columbia]] | |||
| [[Hugo Jackson]] | |||
| [[Epic Fail|0]] | |||
| 1 | |||
| N | |||
| 2021 | |||
| Subhuman mixed race mutant who [[David Sonboly|thought he was Aryan]] stabbed up his school. Was only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure. | |||
</table>}} | |||
== Symptoms == | == Symptoms == | ||
These are | These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison. | ||
* | * Addressing [[Muslims]] as kebabs | ||
* Being a [[ | * Being a [[furry]] | ||
* Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason | * Being obsessed with [[John Earnest]] for some reason | ||
* Being [[John Earnest]] | * Being [[John Earnest]] | ||
* [[Nathaniel Veltman|Cutting your own nuts off]] | * [[Nathaniel Veltman|Cutting your own nuts off]] | ||
* Subscribing to [[ | * Subscribing to [[PewDiePie]] | ||
== How to Troll a Tarrant Kid == | |||
* Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by [[Allah]]'s will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32). | |||
* If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL [[Truth|he'd shoot them in the face]]. | |||
* Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of [[Anders]], who actually went after the [[Leftists|Islamizers]] rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... [[London sandnigger attack 2017|yet]]... | |||
* Tell them that they kill less people than [[Columbiners]]. | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - Who they want to be. | |||
* [[Columbiner]] - What at least half of these people are. | |||
* [[Dying alone]] | |||
* [[Furfag]] - What all of these people are. | |||
{{Furfaggotry}} | |||
{{Anheroes}} | |||
{{Aspies}} | |||
{{Brenton Tarrant}} | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | |||
{{High Scores}} | |||
{{Nazis}} | |||
{{Psychopaths}} |
Latest revision as of 22:24, 30 December 2024
All Tarrantulas have Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Tarrantulas are yet more retarded mass shooting obsessed losers who won't shut the fuck up about the 51 kebabs. You can help these people by reminding them that becoming a disciple will go horribly wrong and that they will never be like Brenton but instead will likely be worse than Anon. |
Tarrant kids | |
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Active | March 15, 2019 - The heat death of the universe |
Nationality: | Global |
Occupation | Various |
Highscore | Killed 54, injured 63 |
Top 50? | 37th |
Individual: | 25th (Patrick) No (everyone else) |
Style | Carmageddon (Nathaniel) Hack'N'Slash (Hugo, Arda) FPS (everyone else) |
An Hero? | Yes (Juraj, Ryan, Natalie) No (everyone else) |
Motive | Various |
Collective: | White supremacy, Antisemitism, Autism, Islamophobia, Christian identity (some), Atheism (some) |
Individual: | Supreme Damsel, Obesity, Furfaggotry, Homosexuality, Gender dysphoria, Online bullying, Depression, Schizophrenia, Baldness |
Tarrantulas卐 (a.k.a. Tarrant kids and Tarrant clones) are the racist moralfag cousins of Columbiners who were groomed by glowniggers on Trooncord became enlightened to the word of Saint Tarrant. These creatures can be found in their swampy natural habitats of 4chan, Tumblr, and 8chan. Tarrantulas pose a large threat to the safety of everyone, especially niggers, spics, kikes, Azns, white race traitors, and most notably, sandniggers. As of December 2024, Tarrantulas have killed a total of 54 people. These dozens of faggots have often barely been able to top one person. Despite the white supremacist nature of being a Tarrant kid, you can be a mudnigger-spic mix and still be one. The scores of Tarrantulas range from reaching the top 50 to not causing any damage whatsoever.
History
Our story obviously began when Lord Tarrant shot a bunch of sandniggers on March 15, 2019, causing tons of butthurt from liberals and invaders. However, since he livestreamed his act of heroism and posted a pretty based manifesto, this caused a bunch of retarded incels on /pol/ to eat that shit up. However, unlike Anders or Dylann Roof, this guy in particular inspired dozens of wannabes. However, the first high score attempt was not by some autistic /pol/ lurker, but by a Turkroach trying to avenge the 51 kebabs.
First Disciple of the Lord
Moar info: John Earnest.
On April 27, 2019, a deformed mutant that called itself John Earnest† shot up a ZOG outpost with a California compliant AR-15. Being the bacterial growth he is, he utterly fucked it up and only killed one Jewess and hurt 3 people before his gun jammed and he ran away like a coward and got v&. This, however, was foreshadowing what was to come.
A New Challenger Appears
Moar info: Patrick Crusius.
On August 3, 2019, spics were targeted next when Patrick Crusius卐 shot up a Walmart in El Paso, Texas. Unlike Little John here, Patrick managed to kill not one, not two, but 23 spics. Of course, the old media tried to blame this on Orange Man, but he stated in his manifesto that his beliefs predated Trump's campaign. He's also a very important figure in Sharty culture.
Attack of the Ancient Mudslime
Moar info: Philip Manshaus.
Just a week later, on August 10, 2019, a Bjork Bjork named Philip Manshaus卐 decided to take action against the Great Replacement and killed his Azn stepsister with a .22 rifle before taking a waterfowl shotgun and a 1800s rifle and heading off to his local mosque in a Nissan Leaf. When he arrived, he was ready to hunt for invaders, but he was suddenly attacked by the sands around him when they formed into an unstoppable sandnigger and he got raped by the Mudslime. After his faggotry, he was sentenced to 21 years in prison just like Justiciar Andersnordic.
The Deadly Door
Moar info: Stephan Balliet.
After 2 months, on October 9, 2019, a bald Kraut named Stephan Balliet卐 launched an attack on his own ZOG outpost, and managed to stream it successfully. However, there was a hidden obstacle. Our failure hero got stuck behind the most impenetrable thing in the world—a wooden door. After losing his duel (and shooting out his own tire lmao), in addition to killing one of his own people, he drove to a Turkroach kebab shop and tried to get some non-white kills. However, his autism caused him to fuck up again and kill another white person. He was later v&, but at least he managed to Sieg Heil in court. However, the joyous land of Tarrant clones would soon fade into black due to the 'Rona.
Truckin' and Troonin'
Moar info: Nathaniel Veltman.
Long after this dark period which encompassed over 1.5 years, a stunning and brave heroine named Natalia Veltman⚧† (Stage name: Tranders Breivik⚧†, Deadname: Nathaniel Veltman†) decided to get revenge on the Islamization of the West. On June 6, 2021, she embarked on her quest to eradicate invaders from the noble land of London, Ontario, Canada. She spotted some Mudslimes and used her Ram 1500 to rape all of the invaders. Being a tranny, she was incredibly skilled at mutilation, killing 4 and only leaving behind a 9-year-old boy. Ban all Assault-style pickup trucks, EVs, and mandate 10 gallon Fuel tank restrictions.
With Spics, Do Not Mix
Moar info: Hugo Jackson.
On August 19, 2021, 2 months after the previously mentioned London cracker attack, a biracial spic/currynigger Aryan named Hugo Jackson卐 achieved the most laughable score by a Tarrantula so far, copying a previous Hack'N'Slash attempt in his own country of Sweden. He did stream it, but the stream is lost media since no one cared because he only managed to hurt one teacher, lol. He was then v& after failing to an hero by cop. He was imprisoned for 2.5 years and is now free.
Martha Speaks, I Listen
Moar info: Payton Gendron.
The first Tarrant clone of 2022 (and the first one to even remotely resemble the original), Payton Gendron卐 was a college student and filthy furfag who, on May 14, 2022 (mind you he wanted to do it nearly 2 months earlier but missed the date, lol), drove over 200 miles from his redneck town in southern NY to Buffalo, New York and shot some niggers. He managed to kill 10 people and injure 3 before failing to an hero, lol.
Omar Mateen 2: Electric Boogaloo
Moar info: Juraj Krajčík.
On October 12, 2022, 5 months after Payton Gendron's epic win, a Slovakian and Minefag named Juraj Krajčík卐 also became enlightened to the word of King Tarrant. Before going on his sorry excuse of a rampage, he wrote a 65-page manifesto that actually had effort before only killing 2 people and hurting 1 before going back to mommy and becoming an hero the next day.
Couch Cuck Strikes Again
Moar info: Anderson Lee Aldrich.
On November 19, 2022, just a month after the original Omar Mateen wannabe, a faggot named Anderson Lee Aldrich⚧ launched a retarded, albeit much better, attack on a faggot club in Colorado. He managed to kill 5 fags and injure 17, but got beaten up and v& for being a fatass, lol.
Snarky Snappy
Moar info: Ryan Palmeter.
Now, if you thought the Sharty was already fucking retarded, they got their own version of AlGore on August 26, 2023 when Ryan Palmeter卐 shot up a Dollar General and busted a cap in 3 niggas' asses. After he realized he only killed 3 people, he became an hero and ultimately did as well as Randy Stair.
Cows for McDonald's
Moar info: Arda Küçükyetim.
On August 12, 2024, the retardation got even worse. A Turkroach named Arda Küçükyetim卐 actually went out and got inspired by Tarrant. This white supremacist group is literally being replaced by shitskins such as this one, just as their hero had feared all along. However, he thankfully did terrible and did not become a forerunner for Tarrant kids, only injuring 5, though he still managed to do better than Hugo Jackson. However, he got 3 assists when the next person on this list somehow got inspired by him.
She-Tarrant
Moar info: Natalie Rupnow.
On December 16, 2024, glass ceilings were shattered when Natalie Rupnow卐 shot up her Christian school in Wisconsin. Being a wimmin, she only managed to kill 2 people before becoming an trailblazing queen. Before her joke of a shooting, she was worshipping school/mass shooters on Tumblr, as well as spreading her autistic hyperfixation on mass killers wherever she went.
High Scores
RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | COMMENTS | |
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1 | Patrick Crusius | 23 | 22 | N | 2019 | The original chud shot up a Walmart, killing 23 spics. | |
2 | Payton Gendron | 10 | 3 | N | 2022 | Horny autistic furfag drove to Buffalo, New York and engaged in deniggerization at a Tops Friendly Markets. | |
3 | Anderson Lee Aldrich | 5 | 17 | N | 2022 | Non-binary faggot shot up a gay sex club in Colorado Springs because he was bullied online by this very site. | |
4 | Nathaniel Veltman | 4 | 1 | N | 2021 | Christian fundamentalist and tranny ran over a family of Mudslimes after they misgendered her. | |
5 | Ryan Palmeter | 3 | 0 | Y | 2023 | Fat fuck and Sharty user tried to pull a Gendron at a Dollar General but performed at the same level as Tranny Phantom (including the an hero). | |
6 | Natalie Rupnow | 2 | 6 | Y | 2024 | The world's first militant femcel targeted her local Christian high school. Natalie, being a wimmin and therefore inferior in the world of high scores, only got 2 noobs and hurt 6 people before becoming an brave heroine. | |
7 | Stephan Balliet | 2 | 2 | N | 2019 | Severely autistic ex-soldier desperately tried to shoot up a Jew nest but got cucked by an inanimate object. Ended up killing 2 of his own people. | |
8 | Juraj Krajčík | 2 | 1 | Y | 2022 | Some depressed loser shot up a gay club and killed an enby and a bisexual before rage quitting God's world. | |
9 | John Earnest | 1 | 3 | N | 2019 | As the first disciple of the father, he shot up a synagogue in San Diego and killed one Jew before running away and getting v&. | |
10 | Philip Manshaus | 1 | 1 | N | 2019 | Only managed to kill his Azn stepsister before getting his ass handed to him by a 1000-year-old Mudslime. | |
11 | Arda Küçükyetim | 0 | 5 | N | 2024 | Turkroach stabbed people near a mosque. Being the roach he is, he fucked it up and only got 5 injuries. However, he got 2 assists when he inspired Natalie Rupnow 4 months later. | |
12 | Hugo Jackson | 0 | 1 | N | 2021 | Subhuman mixed race mutant who thought he was Aryan stabbed up his school. Was only v& for 2.5 years because he was such a failure. |
Symptoms
These are some common warning signs of being infected with Tarrantula poison.
- Addressing Muslims as kebabs
- Being a furry
- Being obsessed with John Earnest for some reason
- Being John Earnest
- Cutting your own nuts off
- Subscribing to PewDiePie
How to Troll a Tarrant Kid
- Remind them that their idol will be cast to Jahannam by Allah's will (Surah Al-Ma'idah 5:32).
- If they're non-white, tell them that if they met Brent IRL he'd shoot them in the face.
- Remind them that Brenton himself was a copycat of Anders, who actually went after the Islamizers rather than kill a bunch of random Muslims that did nothing wrong... yet...
- Tell them that they kill less people than Columbiners.
See Also
- Brenton Tarrant - Who they want to be.
- Columbiner - What at least half of these people are.
- Dying alone
- Furfag - What all of these people are.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon | |
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Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |