Markiplier

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Markiplier (Powerword: Mark Edward Fischbach) is a half-Azn faggot with the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old girl, and like any other YouTube whore is a closet brony, let's player and Pewdiepie wannabe (as both as buddy buddy with each other and Mark would defend Pewdie when he get in some hot shit). He is also the brother of Tom Fishchbach, the author of the infamous shitty webcomic, TwoKinds. Like Pewdiepie, he records himself playing a shit ton of games and upload them onto the Youtubes in hopes of getting some of that jewgold.

Fame

Over the past 2 years of cock sucking and whoring his gameplay on the internet, Mark went from being a youtube nobody to becoming another youtube whore. Like Pewdiepie and all the other lets players with over a million subscribers out there, Mark plays various number of games, most notably Amnesia with his "manliness". The only reason why he's even popular is because of the 13 year olds watching his Five Nights at Freddy's videos(even going as far as calling him the FNaF "king" and goes on other ytubers who play FNaF videos to beg about him being the king, as if anyone really cares.) which sparked the whole jew gold grab-a-thon for him after he got 2 million + subcribers or some shit like that which has now skyrocketed to 37 million subscribers.

The harsh life of a Youtube celebrity. Don't worry, he wants it.

PewDiePie knockoff minus the PewDiePie squealing

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Influence peddling

On August 3rd of 2015, Poopyplier decided to use (even more) his 12-year-old fanbase as a way to hook up a friend (he HAS friends?) with a job. The idea was to have all those kids annoy their parents in order to get "Tyler" a P.E. related job (aka not a job at all) instead of doing what normal people would do and A) Study something respectable and/or worthwhile, or B) Apply for a job yourself.

As expected, the sane people among his subscribers quickly realised and voiced how this was horse shit and unacceptable (see dislikes) and flagged the video as spam/massive publicity. Sadly this got buried by whiteknighting comments pretty fast. On the bright side, those dislikes cannot be removed

Jewing his fanbase

On June 24th, 2018, Mark's niece died in a car accident. Her parents need to cover the funeral costs. So, what does this man with a net worth of sixteen million dollars do? Why, ask his fans to cover the costs instead! Of course, this is nothing new. When one of Mark's friends had became An hero, Mark did the exact same thing and asked for his fans to cover the funeral expenses.

But of course that's not all, in addition to the above Mark, like any good e-celeb, is asking for donations to make more of his unfunny content and sponsor-only content for people who donate to him (as described in the video below).