DoomSlayer34

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HOLY SHIT GAGE POSTED CHILD PORN!!!1

DSL's puckered up for a nasally battle cry.

Doom Slayer34 is the username of Gage Kirby, a teenage-looking twenty-something YouTube ranter who keeps his ass afloat by working a mediocre Walmart job. The only reason this gets a mention is because it's probably his only diversion from the internet. His schizophrenic (soon-to-be ex-) fiancé, (Powerword: Kate Barnum), also gets lumped into his bullshit pretty often. May God have mercy on her soul for dating Gage.

This slow-minded cretin is highly oversensitive and prone to retarded internet drama, mainly concerning the equally no-good MarblesPoundcake. The surgical mask wearing fuck discovered this shit-for-brains while on his stride through the The Ranting Community, doxing him and having his online girlfriend contact his family. Since Gage can't handle anybody fucking with him, whether or not it's actually harmful, his instinct was to sperg like a motherfucker. Not realizing who he was going up against, his arguments would only dig him into a deeper hole, all the while allowing Marbles to get away with his usual shenanigans.

Gage and Marbles

You know you belong on a list of internet nobodies when you get into a fight with somebody like Marbles. The worst of both of them was brought out quickly, though on the bright side, there was some cheap entertainment for everyone. On one side, you have an autistic rambling pussy who can't handle bully talk on his channel and always wants to "Counter people's points", and on another, a conceited and possibly sociopathic libtard.

If you can handle Marbles' nasally, feminine voice and Gage's whining, here's an hour and a half that'll tickle your funny bone:

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Posting CP

After being teased one too many times by Kloud9's former lapdog Emery Bowman Gage retaliated by posting the same naked picture of Emery that RanterInShades posted 2 years before him. Before this Gage had done a video calling out Shades for being wrong in that situation. This staggering hypocrisy and law-breaking caught the attention of BurnCoalition and Nick, who both got a chance to call him out for this through their middle-man David.

With the revelation of being a sex offender under the eyes of the law Gage released a "suicide tape". The tape included his crocodile tears, dramatic pauses and usual talking like an anime-villain. He later admitted this was nothing more than a sympathy ploy.