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Revision as of 10:25, 22 December 2024
Natalie Rupnow is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Natalie Rupnow | |
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Born | November 7, 2009 |
Died | December 16, 2024 (aged 15) |
Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | Killed 2, injured 6 |
Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Motive | Violent video games Supreme Lady Groomed by Discord trannies |
Natalie Lynn Rupnow卐 (a.k.a. Samantha Rupnow) was some ugly dumbass edgelord loser 15-year-old girl who went hunting for migrants in Madison, Wisconsin at her Christian high school. Being a wimmin, she only got 2 kills and missed 6 shots before becoming an brave heroine who broke glass ceilings in the world of school shootings lol nope.
Online Faggotry
Our brave and just warrior had a Tumblr account where she would repost content related to school shooters such as Vladislav Roslyakov, Adam Lanza, and to nobody's surprise, Eric and Dylan, like the edgy teenager she was. She also made a Twitter account 9 days before the shooting, where she showed various red flags, such as using the handle "@Postalbrained" and posting a massively gay Anton Lundin Pettersson edit (just as a sidenote, Anton got more kills than her with a literal sword lmao) that the feds didn't notice for some reason.
Manifesto
Funny story: she actually forgot to set the document to public and the media had to ask her German e-boyfriend to leak the document for them. In this manifesto, Sam just spergs out about how much she hates humanity, her parents, and herself, and originally wanted to become an heroine alone in her room, but eventually decided to leave a lasting impact on the world by shooting up an American school, which will be forgotten within 15 minutes because it has happened countless times before.
Surprisingly, she also claims to have been inspired by Arda "Skreewie" Küçükyetim (that Turkish kid who in the same year tried to go Tarrant near a mosque and killed no one, but managed to wound 5), of all people. This is most likely because Arda's own gay little manifesto is essentially just a regurgitated version of our High Score articles, introducing many zoomers to the old ED. On our site, most of these articles are simply ironic meme satire, and we do not actually condone the faggy, attention-whoring act of going on a shooting spree (so, a lesson to be learned from this: don't go apeshit; you aren't going to get a decent score and you will probably end up like her or worse). However, these zoomers tend to suffer from Asperger's syndrome (a condition that makes you have trouble understanding obvious sarcasm, often caused by being an angsty virgin who can't have an IRL boyfriend and also can't get laid) , ADHD (a condition caused by your mother drinking wine when you were only a fetus), and other disorders.
Anyway, enough jibber-jabber, here's the whole thing:
There's also a fake manifesto, which was written by a member of the grooming ring that she was a victim of.
Known Accounts
Shooting
On December 16, 2024, Natalie posted her private manifesto and then perpetrated her "Amoklauf" at her school. She brought two basic bitch 9mm pistols (but only used one of them) that were probably acquired illegally from some niggers in Chicago. She was able to drop 2 noobs like ED's own William Atchison, except she racked up 6 injuries as well. She then defeated an greatest quest of her life. This resulted in the usual school shooting fallout online, with the MAGAts sending their empty thoughts and prayers, and Joe Biden and the rest of the anti-Christian liberal Untermenschen calling for the usual gun control terrorist demands of assault weapon bans (reminder that the gun used in the shooting was a 9mm handgun) before this shooting is inevitably (and deservedly) forgotten.
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Graded Score
Kill count: | 2/20 (6 injuries) |
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Accuracy: | 7/20 Wimmin can't hit shit |
Style: | 2/20 Used an insanely stale meme |
Butthurt: | 6/20 Will be forgotten |
Bonus: | 11/20 For being a female player |
Gallery
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His shirt!
Fanart
Experts Say This Music May Induce Homicidal Ideation
See Also
- 16-year-old girl
- Alina Afanaskina - The Russian version from the previous December.
- Amy Bishop
- Anton Bichivin - Ruskie loser who also wore a KMFDM T-shirt.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Who she tried to be.
- Asperger's Syndrome - What she had.
- Attention Whore - What she was.
- Brenda Spencer
- Colt Gray - Couldn't beat him.
- Roman Gizatulin - Another Ruskie loser who wore a KMFDM shirt.
- Skreewie - No one would've thought that this loser could inspire an attack.
External Links
- TOW coverage
- EDF thread - (archive)
- KF thread
- WPD thread
- Another WPD thread
- rDrama thread - (archive)
- Another rDrama thread - (archive)
- Informative /pol/ thread - (archive)
- Another one - (archive)
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