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Generation Z
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- Not to be confused with Gen Zed
Generation Z or Zoomers is the cohort of people spawned from 1997 to 2012, although many argue this cancerous generation began in the mid to late 1990s. Using this starting range can often bring severe butthurt and lulz as many Z-fags try to deny their connection to what will probably grow up to be the worst generation on record.
Scratch that, these sensitive snowflakes can't top the Baby Boomers, their older cousins, or even Japanese basement men.
Generation Z is infamous for being atismoo-filled smartphone zombies, addicted to infantile subversive social media sites like Instagram, Snapchat and most recently Tik Tok. They are the most autistic generation in histor- no, THE most autistic generation in history - and the most freakishly lame and frightened one at that; if WW4 broke out tomorrow, atismoo Gen Z'ers, mad-max Millennials and demented arthritic Baby Boomers would be mostly destroyed.
They host to a shameful majority of the tumblrina cunts who get triggered over the slightest offensive word, like "Sodomy" (which means buttsecks or its kin, which sterile Gen Z'ers love), as well as supreme gentlemen such as Nikolas Cruz, a chimped-out nobody sperg who never scored throughout his shameful autistic lifetime, eventually figured the only way he could ever score was by throwing an autistic temper tantrum where he flipped his apeshit and killed 17 of his classmates with an AR-15, after catching an Uber to school that morning. Many have pinned Gen-Z as "Millennials on Steroids," poisoned by vaccines, heavy metals and junk food diets given to them by the gub' and their pathetic, soft Baby Boomer parents, and they aren't far off.
It should be noted that on the Internet, people in their 30s and early 40s often use "millennial" as an insult for "those kids these days who don't remember nor upload the opening logos of old VHS tapes," not realizing they are in fact millennials themselves.
As usual, millennials proved themselves to be supremely retarded when they decided that, instead of making up a single new word to shit on the next generation (such as replacing the word "intelligence" with "lit" to subverse every new dictionary being produced, which they actually did do)...
...they'd just reuse the term "millennial" and try their damndest to retroactively define it as "person born around or after the millennium." Then they give Gen Z'ers various bubblegum-pink confections, from pastries to cakes to trifles, alongside rosy golden doughnuts, cheesecake bars and baubles. Millennials might also offer aqua-blue pasta, popcorn and even sea-tinted cheese to their younger cousins as generation celebration gifts!
At least those three aforementioned colors, pink, gold, and blue, are still much better than gray fudge squares or charcoal-tinted ice cream. What do all these celebratory generation foods have in mind? Diabeetus.
Background & characteristics
Members of Generation Z were born between the years 1997-2012 and represent a quarter of the population of the United States. Despite being majority white, more shitskin races make up a part of this generation than any generations before it, resulting in massive problems for immobilised, ANTIFA-ruled Dumbfuckistan in the long run. Gen Z'ers have become very weak useless eaters and many aren't able to save what few regions are left of America that aren't some type of real-life Mad Max region.
The majority of the generation were the spawn of Generation X and some Baby Boomers, although several Millennials got laid and spawned some Z-tards so their offspring could attend soccer practice and some subversive infantile weekly activities. It is this aspect that demonstrates exactly why Gen Z is one of the most decadent - and subversive - generations of all time. This generation is plagued by extreme debt, severe medical/neurological deficits, environmental degradation, lethargy, exhaustion, bad parents, snowflake sensitivity, stagnant scientific innovation, and bleak job opportunities (as robots, Mexicans, and curry niggers take away our jobs EN MASSE as more than 96% of the U.S. population is very much like a character from Freaky Eaters, like Victor Munoz or the ice cream bar addict.)
If you think us millennials had it hard, most of these snowflake crybabies weren't even around for an imperialistic, pre-9/11 world before the one-world dictatorship began. This aspect of being born after the initiation of the great decline of the West has, especially amongst white people, ensured a culture of fear, emotional subversion and pussification inculcated the youth.
Being the most conservative generation, more Z-tards go to church than any generation since the WW2-era gen, as to give them some of Jehovah's wisdom before WW4 is fully implemented in YankWorld. Not that this means jack shit with regard to liberalism, since the only growth (at least in the US) occurred in "unaffiliated" or "Non-Christian" faiths. Yikes. Read it for yourself, faggot.
Gen Z has much lower teen pregnancy rates, stemming from the fact that they practice degenerate sexual activities like fellatio, buttsecks, and anal sex, even at young ages. The politically-correct media also kindly encourages mass debating, gender-grinding and buttsecks in children through mobile apps, drag queen/ drag king story hours, and the Californian hit, "Queer Kids" TV show. Gen Z-Tards are also getting really sterile from all that fluoridated water/toothpaste, SAD-diets, sugar, Pink Guy Disease, chem trails, lycra suits, and of course, heavy metals.
They are less likely to take drugs, because they're somehow 'wise enough' to resist snorting some Mexican heroin syringes offered to them by illegal aliens, yet dumb enough to eat laundry detergent and take a dump on the street because "it's fun to poop on streets!" without considering the moral/penal consequences of using the sidewalks as a loo (even while they can still use water toilets, before those get outlawed too by environmentalists for "wasting water", thus making them drink sewage water.)
They are even less likely to graduate due to schools becoming even more prison-like, militaristic, Mao-style and no longer tolerating Pepe memes, real research, scientific documents, or anything else that triggers fucking anyone. They are statistically the most educated generation as 30~50% of them end up going to college; however, they usually take useless classes like Women's Studies, Social Jackassery, Marxism, Maoism, Multiculturalism, or going to Art School to get a phony job on DeviantArt, Etsy, or other digital jackassery site to sell vintage Fire Emblem potholders.
Thus, their economic viability is VERY diminished compared to previous generations. Modern colleges enforce a strict brainwashing doctrine of Social Justice, resulting in MILLIONS of Trigglypuff/Pink Guy clones.
They are THE generation most resistant to Marxism, Leftism, Alt-Leftism/Weeabooery, Islam, and Joblessness the most. A staggering percentage listen to shit music, sloppily dye their hair bizarre and extreme colors, give themselves EXTREMELY wacky hair-doo's like Laid-Back or Tons o' Braids, embrace freakish degenerate cultures like the Furry/Brony fandom, Chans, Dumblr culture, MGTOW, and more.
Many of the girls appropriate primitive degeneracy such as twerking. They have ruined the internet with all these cancerous memes of the sadistic 2010s decade. Some of the biggest celebrities embraced by the generation include such trash as: Ke$hit, Justin Bieber who sings like he's missing a nut (and is actually supposed to be "Justine"), Nicki Minaj, House Kardashian, and other retarded, ignominious filth.
Despite the rampant snowflake-ish neoteny on display, there is a shocking rise in early sexuality, despite how sterile and Atismoo-filled Gen Z is. It's not uncommon for children as young as 8~10 and even toddlers aged 3-4 to perform sexual activities, which is celebrated and glorified by the corporate liberal media who claim that young, sexually immature children are clam shells of energy in different forms, whose energy can be transferred to a host clam shell thru ButtSecks (which eventually gives 'em AIDS and Special Snowflake Syndrome).
The process of Corporate Pedophilia, where corporations market sex to younger and younger youth, has faced little opposition from the Pink Guy'd degenerate masses of society. Clothing keeps getting uglier and uglier, with Silicon-Valley's shitty Bauhaus-style clothing, Flat Design T-Shirts, two-toned pants made by mentally-deficient Gen Y minimum wage slave workers in Uranus. (At least those millennials have jobs!)
Many teenage girls (and even tweens) nowadays wear micro-shorts or skirts; it's like they barely even put on anything at all. Most of the girls buy into trash such as Diabeetus-loaded Starbucks, Hindu yoga, Yoga Pants and more. They are the result of hyper-sexualization, occultism, and dissolution of youth.
It's a common expression that Baby Boomers had an attention span of 5 minutes to spare; Millennials and Gen Z will grant only 5 seconds. Gen Y and Gen Z have baseline talent, since America's cheerfully plastic 1950's-style culture, good arts like Realism, and good books that weren't written/edited/changed by Millennials with jumbo Crayola crayons, now are almost completely obsolete. That is why Tik Tok, Snapchat, Instagram and other idiotic chink-made apps are so popular with the highly autistic youth of today.
The Biggest fags in history
According to Experts, Generation Z are the biggest faggots in history, with nearly 20% of them being a part of the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ+ community. Many other experts have tried to find a reason for this, but in reality the answer is mainly because they were destined to be faggots to begin with. Be honest, do you really fucking expect the same generation that spends all day on their phones on sites like Twatter and Chink Spyware to not be filled with such retarded bullshit to begin with?
Unsurprisingly, this has led to a decent chunk of Generation Z to an hero themselves or become deranged schizos, which has resulted in such bullshit becoming common place across certain websites due to the amount of times it fucking happens. Trust me, if you go on sites like Twatter you will find a FUCKTON of Zoomers claiming that they will either attempt to claim the golden ipod or claim that some random cartoon character is Homophobic.
Generation Z's obsession with Hood and Rap culture
Another noticeable trend for Generation Z is that they've grown absolutely fucking obsessed with Hood and Rap culture, to the point most Mainstream Music in general is filled to brim with some Kang singing about how he gets bitches and how you'll never get any yourself. The cause of this is probably due to the Media's obsession with them throughout the 90s-2010s, which was likely a response to certain retards
Either way, the spread of Hood and Rap culture has absolutely gripped Generation Z, to the point where the average Zoomer will likely be telling you how some Soundcloud rapper is the best because he sung more about how you'll never get any "hoes" yourself. It has developed to the point that it has become a personality trait for a decent chunk of Zoomers, with some of them acting exactly like them and aspiring to be a fellow rapper, even if they aren't even black
Generation Z's vocabulary
In recent years, they has developed their own words to describe things, most of these words are likely related to a certain group and their Music. Due to their words essentially being from shitty music or unfunny memes, they're rather awkward when talking to a normal person that doesn't know about Internet culture.
Examples of Zoomer vocabulary are
- bruh
- bibin
- no cap
- oof
- ngl
- ong
- tbh
- yikes
- ya'll
- bro
- lit
- and 50 others no one cares about
Future
Owing to the increasingly chaotic world, the destruction of moral fiber and family values, the skyrocketing costs of real estate and education, the infantilization of the youth, sexual deviancy and feminism, the future for Gen-Y & Gen-Z looks bleak to say the very least. It is rather likely that divorce will reach its highest levels yet throughout the duration of Gen Z's adulthood. They will be able to afford fewer resources than previous generations and families will be much tougher to create and maintain. The possibility of World War 3 is the highest it's been since the height of the Cold War. In short: Everyone under 40 is fucked; especially the newfags.
Generation Zyklon/Homelander
Not all of the generation is made up of Marxist hipster freaks like Millennials. There exists an ever growing number of teenagers, mostly male, going MGTOW or Neo-Nazi/Fascist. This generation had to grow up in the fucked up commie hippie experiments and ideas of the boomers, and due to the cultural norm being leftism and Political Correctness, not only is it cool to be literally Hitler, but at least a quarter of the generation is fully sympathetic to the idea of fascism and right-wing authoritarian extremism due to the communist ideological nonsense they were raised in. In short, they prefer an idealized past (that never really existed) framed by fascist losers to any future. However, this group of people have been slowly influenced by certain people
Musical taste
The following video gallery demonstrates some of the most popular music of this generation. Yes, they actually fucking listen to this shit. Do you get it at all? Neither do we.
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Gallery of gayness
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What the most conservative teenage girl looks like.... a fruitcake! -
Most modern boys make this fruitcake look like a macho man. -
A 10 year high school reunion ceremony, 2021, Cho Aniki style. -
This is considered "cool" now. -
A typical 8 year old boy nowadays. Look at this effeminate fruitcake cuck! -
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Zfags are fully tolerant of race mixing, a popular degenerate practice. Take these chocolate bars as an example. -
A z-tard all grown up. Before he/she/it knows it, it'll be shipped off to Fukushima for mandatory treatment in a rehab center for the rest of its life, alongside an array of mandatory local Fukushima part-time and overtime jobs to manufacture things like stationery and charcoal soaps. -
An American nu-male, circa 2017. Before this weak walnut knows it, DOE's police force will round him up into a concentration camp due to student loan debt. -
18 year olds: Then vs Now. Modern kids wage war against their own feelings like a retarded infantile Care Bear!
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Typical classroom in The Current Year. Looks more like a cage of monkeys that belongs in a zoo! -
Laci Green: Gen Z personified -
A Gen-z autist recaps on his story of sperging out -
Presenting their mouths for Fellatio's chocolatey hazelnut candy. -
A typical Gen-Z girl. She's afflicted with cripplin, SEVERE Pink Guy Disease! -
And behavior. Feminazis act like primates from Planet of the Apes. -
Most z-fags are anti-capitalist, even though capitalism gave them their hair dye and subversive Chinese-made devices. -
Permanently ruining their bodies with a dumb fad that gives them infertility and encephalitis with diarrhea forever. Then CDC mandates the to take atismoo drugs. -
A teenage boy, expressing the new swick style. Paid by his monthly tugboat by his parental slaves. -
Most z-tards, upon reaching adulthood. Totally infantilized by their leftist edukayshon, vaccines, and identity politics that's turned them into precious little snowflakes. -
Triggered by an Alt-right post. Hopefully she gets a crummy overtime job in Fukushima, helping the Japanese emperor build a second Unit 731 to take out Ms. Cortex and her low-I.Q. troops. -
These autistic maruta terrorists are going to rule the world in 30 years, and align with the One World Dick-Taters. Too bad Unit 731 was turned into a history museum... -
Tumblr is their headquarters. -
The only skill this generation knows. They can't replace light bulbs, boil eggs, or tie shoelaces, mommy/daddy has to do that! -
Alexis, born from a prostitute's womb in late 2002, applying her skills to get accepted at the new firm. Little does she know that her job's taken up by robots! -
"I'm not THAT kind of boy, Samantha.. I identify as a pineapple from the Bikini Bottom!" -
Born this weird perverted way... where's my adult crib and cosplay baby bottle?~ -
A typical party at Cody's tiny rented mobile house in some illegal-ridden neighbourhood. -
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Deer morph meme bullshit -
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Only $2 for some head! -
Yes, even in The Current Year, scenefaggotry is still strong. -
A typical day in a ztard's life. Take yo' mandatory atismoo medicine! -
Training for bigger things. -
Even more narcissistic and self-absorbed than Millennials. -
37, my girlfriend sucked 37 strawberry pocky dicks made from Japanese karoshi slaves! -
TRIGGERED IN MOMMY'S BASEMENT AGAIN! -
A stunningly high proportion of this generation identifies as transgender, bigender, fruitcake-gender, you name it, it exists! -
Gen Z girls make for very loyal partners. Too bad that Gen Z'ers can barely reproduce, though, so they instead lick phallic lollipops. -
Only for the top205% of men, however. -
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a virgin with rage and forever alone! -
Already outdated and lame. -
Great parenting! -
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They get off to it. -
Not all z-fags are pussies. Take TJ Lane, for example. -
Most zfags jack off to this shit. -
Many teenage girls are dumblr users who cannot tolerate the words "sodomy" or "communism". -
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A typical 3rd grader in 2016. She'll probably perish from her next round of mandatory innoculations, though, so god and jesus help her sorry bum-bum. -
Snapchatting her shameless car crash. I AM CAR CRASH, HEAR ME ROAR! And don't worry bout' the police, they're dead! -
Average day for a teenage girl, where she spends time with the almighty Dirudo-San. Notice the worthless sex toys she purchased with mommy and daddy's money.
Notable fags
- Ahmed Mohamed
- Alex Hribal
- Amanda Todd
- Angry Homo Kid
- Fucktard12345
- Jessi Slaughter
- Joshu2uber
- Keegan Salisbury - This Zfag is close to become the Zoomer version of Chris Chan and ADF.
- Kyler Prescott
- Leafyishere
- Leelah Alcorn
- Lila Perry
- Milo Stewart
- Nikolas Cruz
- SammyClassicSonicFan
- Sienna Johnson and Brooke Higgins - Columbiners who attempted to play counter strike at Mountain Vista High School but were thwarted almost instantly.
- Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd
- William Atchison – Author of this article. Self-hating Zfag who got sick of other Zfags ruining the internet and went on a mass shooting at his old high school. Failed epically.
- ALL 13-year-old boys of today.
- ALL 12-year-old girls, along with their older counterpart.
- 80% of Tumblr users, especially Columbiners.
- Anyone currently in High School, and if you're going by the ~1995 starting date, most currently in college.
- Some people on Encyclopedia Dramatica
Facts
- ZFags: Think that Greedo shot first.
- ZFags: Likes Episode 1~3, and hates 4~6.
- ZFags: Can't Triforce
- ZFags: Gave us those shitty MS-Paint reaction face comic meme abominations.
- ZFags: Have an average attention span of only 5.138 seconds; hence why Vine is so popular.
- ZFags: The girls commit their first sexual act at age
128, and suck 37 dicks by the time High School rolls around. They only suck off Chad though, as usual. - ZFags: Transition from boy to girl at the age of 8. Or wear makeup.
- ZFags: Are feminist, non-binary gender, genderfluid, dragon-seal-walrus otherkin.
- ZFags: Will have heart attacks from any MRA / Alt-right / Neonazi.
- ZFags: Need their own Safe Space / hugbox due to inability to accept differing opinions or critique.
- Zfags: Are pretty much Millennials on steroids.
See also
- Baby Boomers - Their parents/grandparents. Fucking die already!
- Conservatism - Their political agenda
- Condom Snorting
- Generation X - Their snarky older relatives who see them as a disappointment, despite being just as nihilistic and addicted to drugs as their younger counterparts.
- Gen Zed - A cancerous (((show))) that attempts to portray a Gen Z group living together.
- Homosexuality - A mental disease that afflicts one out of three kids from Generation Z.
- Male feminists, feminists, etc.
- Fantard Their obsessive fandomites, better known as "Stans"
- Mental illness - Most Z fags have one.
- Millennials - Their parents, who typically babied and spoiled them. Sound familiar?
- Personal pronouns - Generation Z is notorious for being unable to determine their own gender.
- Scene kids. Nowadays, they're Emo furries or some other bizarre combination. Some even think they're part of the ocean or some shit and listen to extremely incomprehendable music and call themselves Seapunk. Other faggots collect sneakers for some reason and take the worst parts of the 1980s and combine it with the faggotry of Emo-dom, creating a DOUBLE NIGGER scenario. These faggots are called sneakerheads.
- Social Justice Warriors - A significant amount of Z fags are afflicted by this disease.
- Special Snowflake Syndrome - Almost every faggot in this generation has this.
- Tide Pods - Generation Z's favorite snack food.
- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome
YouTube, Grindr, Tinder, Vine, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.. A bunch of shitty, dumbed down social networking apps, mostly used by Zfags.
External links
- Wikipedia
- Your guide to Generation Z
- Move over Millennials, here comes Generation Z
- How Generation Z is changing the tech world
- Millennials On Steroids?
- Generation Z can fuck right off
- This Generation Sucks. But You Can’t Blame Us; We Didn’t Raise Ourselves
- is generation Z the worst generation ever?
- Why does generation z suck so bad?
- It's not uncommon to catch children as young as 5 having sex with each other. Great parenting!
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| Preceded by Hillary Clinton |
Generation Z | Succeeded by Learn the difference |