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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Aaron Alexis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Nationality'''</center>|<center>[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]</center>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 9, [[Retro|1979]]}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Statistics'''</center>|<center>Killed: 12<br />Injured: 9</center>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 16, [[2013]] (aged 34)}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Style'''</center>|<center>FPS, Single player</center>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Black people|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''[[An hero]]'''</center>|<center>Yes</center>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''AKA'''</center>|<center>Chris Dorner 2: Electric Boogaloo</center>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''[[High score|Rank]]'''</center>|<center>---</center>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Perk/s'''</center>|<center>[[File:Scavenger pro.png|20px]]<br />Scavenger Pro</center>}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by [[cops|police]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Idklol]]}}
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'''Aaron Alexis''' was a [[Buddhist]] [[nigger|basketball person]] and [[pretty cool guy]] who on September 16, [[2013]], [[pwned]] the [[Washington]] [[Military|Navy Yard]] after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious [[Left 4 Dead|peelz]]. As with every other [[nigger]], he was born and raised in [[Ghetto|da hood]]. The [[gun control|leftarded]] [[old media|media]] networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 [[assault rifle]] despite the fact he only used a rusted sawed-off Remington 870 shotgun and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard who was too occupied with [[Masturbation|tossing the salad]].
One day, he received an [[email]] from his crew-member, who was none other than [[Obama]]; conveniently titled "URGENT: [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|NIGERIAN PRINCE]] [[OVER 9000]] [[IRL]] [[Jew Gold|MONEY]]", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]]. Overall, just another wanna-be [[Chris Dorner]] attempting to get on the score-boards but [[failure|failed]] (despite the fact he killed x3 more people than [[Dorner]] did). In the aftermath of the shooting, [[Jack Thompson]] was quick to blame Dorner's actions on the newly released [[Grand Theft Auto V]], despite no evidence existing presenting Alexis as a GTA V player or even a player of [[video games]] at all. Despite getting 12 frags, in a military base no less, Aaron was a [[nigger]], so the media was quick to overlook the story. See, only white people are capable of committing a [[mass shooting]] and you can bet your ass [[old media]] will manipulate the facts to make it seem this way.
== Background ==


'''Aaron Alexis''' was a pretty cool guy who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious [[Left 4 Dead|peelz]].
[[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|left|Aaron Alexis used his [[doom|keycard]] to gain access to the naval base.]]
[[File:Plasma gun.jpg|thumb|The microwave device his [[trolls|roommates]] used to send [[Michael J Fox|vibrations]] down his body.]]


As every other [[nigger]], he was born and raised in the hoods.
Can't have a [[Mass Shooting|mass workplace shooting]] without a [[psychopath]] being the mastermind of it all, [[amirite]]? Immediately after the event, [[mainstream]] [[old media|media]] had appropriately declared that Aaron was appearing to be suffering from what they assumed was a [[mental illness]] prior to the massacre, ranging from allegedly being a victim of [[harassment]] to [[Schizophrenia|hearing voices in his head ]] which encouraged him significantly. [[Lol|Extremely low frequency electromagnetic waves]] was a large chunk of this encouragement, stating that it was what he had been "subjected to in the past 3 months", and what eventually led to the rampage killings.  
The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shitty rusted sawed-off shotgun (Which every typical nignog has) and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard who was too busy [[Masturbation|tossing the salad]].
One day, he received an email from his crew-member, [[Obama]]. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]].


Overall, just another wanna-be [[Chris Dorner]] attempting to get on the score-boards but [[failure|failed]] (despite the fact he killed 3x more people than Dorner did).
Other problems occurred throughout August [[2013]] (one month before the shootings) including naval [[police]] being called to his hotel room on August 4 and discovering that Aaron had taken apart his entire bed, believed someone was hiding under it, and observed that he had [[LOL WUT|taped a microphone to the ceiling to record the voices of people that were apparently following him]], plus showing up at an emergency room on August 23 to [[Crybaby|whine]] that he was experiencing insomnia and was properly treated for it in a [[Virginia]] medical center located in Washington D.C. on August 28, where he told doctors he was not [[Depression|depressed]] and was [[Lie|not actively thinking of harming others]].  


[[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis used his [[doom|keycard]] to gain access to the naval base.]]
== Gameplay footage ==
[[File:Plasma gun.jpg|thumb|The microwave device his [[trolls|roommates]] used to send [[Michael J Fox|vibrations]] down his body.]]
[[File:Aarons breakfest.jpg|thumb|Looks like someone forgot to have breakfest.]]


==Game Play==
<center>[[File:Aaron Alexis CCTV.mp4|750px]]<br />'''Aaron infiltrating the [[Doom|UAC naval base]].'''</center>


<center><youtube>H-Qv8cTtSKQ</youtube><br />'''Aaron infiltrating the [[Doom|UAC naval base]]'''</center>
== Loadout ==


==Graded Score==
<div align="center">
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!colspan="2"|Class Setup
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA-->
|-
!Item
| colspan="2" style="height:9px;overflow:hidden;" |
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Kill count:
|'''12'''/20
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
|20/20<br />
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
|
|17/20 
*'''Primary''': 12-gauge sawed-off Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsRem870Sawed.png|130px]]</center>
|
*'''Does 60~130 Damage.'''
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|
|16/20 ''Nobody cares about black people.''  
*'''Secondary''': 9x19mm Beretta M9 semi-automatic pistol
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM92Pistol.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Stolen from security guard.<br>'''Does 19~25 Damage'''
|-
|-
! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
|
|20/20<br />''[[OG]] black genepool purifier''
*'''Perk''': Scavenger Pro
<center>[[File:Scavenger pro.png|70px]]</center>
|
*Pick up enemy equipment and explosives.
|-
|-
! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 85/100 ('''B''')</big>
|
*'''Spell''': Schizo
<center>[[File:Schizophrenic.jpg|90px]]</center>
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*Increases moving speed and increases damage to everyone around them.
|}
|}
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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|12|3 injured, <s>[[Americunt]] [[Nigger]] [[High Score]]!</s> [[DeWayne Craddock|Nevermind.]]|17| |20|You're brave as fuck to play on Nightmare Mode.|16|[[George Bush doesn't care about black people|Nobody cares about black people]], at least the news doesn't.|20|[[OG]] black genepool purifier.|[[88]]|B+|Pretty fly for a black guy!}}
{{Wanted|3}}
== [[A challenger appears]]! ==
[[File:DeWayne Craddock colorized.png|[[DeWayne Craddock]], the protagonist of ''Washington Navy Yard 2: Virginia Beach''.|thumb|200px]]


<center>'''Pretty fly for a [[Nigger|Black Guy]]'''</center>
Almost six years after Aaron [[going postal|went postal]], fellow [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] [[DeWayne Craddock]] went for the [[nigger]] high score and succeeded at breaking Aaron's record by [[win|wounding 1 extra person]].
<center>'''[[High Score| See full ranking]]'''</center>


But upon further examination, there are numerous similarities between Aaron and DeWayne that lead us to believe that DeWayne Craddock may have been the [[ghost]] of Aaron Alexis all along.


<center>
*Both were born in the late 1970s (Aaron in 1979, DeWayne in 1978).
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*Both [[going postal|went postal]] at their former workplaces.
<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
*Both sent 12 [[White devils|cumskins]] back to the lobby.
<br>
*Both were [[niggers]].
<span> ___________________ </span>
*Both were [[bald]].
{|align="center"
*Both were [[police brutality|killed by cops]].
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
*Both were the deadliest [[Americunt]] [[Mass Shooting|mass shooters]] of their respective years (DeWayne was for 2 months until the [[Patrick Crusius|El Paso shooting]]).
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
 
|[[File:Wantedstar.png|40px]]
None of this matters, because even if they weren't the same person, it's obvious that [[Fact|all niggers are the same]] anyway.
|}
<span> ___________________ </span>
<br>
{|align="center"
|[[File:Wanted4swat.png|128px]]
|}
<br>
<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Vice Squad'''</span>
</div><br>
</center>


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Dmitry Vinogradov]] - Russian response
 
*[[The Binghamton Tet Offensive]]
*[[2013]]
*[[Chris Dorner]]
*[[Crimes]]
*[[Doom]]
*[[Chris Dorner]] - The precursor to Aaron.
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - The sequel.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - The third movie that no one remembers.
*[[Fort Hood]] - Another [[mass shooting]] that happened at a [[military]] base four years before.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Jewnited States of Americunts]]
*[[Job]]
*[[Mark Essex]] - [[OG]] [[nigger]] mass shooter.
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Military]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Washington, D.C.]]


== External links ==
== External links ==


*{{Wikilink|Washington_Navy_Yard_shooting|TOW coverage}}
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{{Dying Alone}}
{{Gun control}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Psychopaths}}
{{Psychopaths}}
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[[Category:Dying Alone]]
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[[Category:Niggers]]
[[Category:People|Alexis, Aaron]]
[[Category:Psychopaths]]

Latest revision as of 12:39, 29 October 2024

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Aaron Alexis
Born May 9, 1979
Died September 16, 2013 (aged 34)
Nationality Basketball Americunt  
Highscore Killed 12, injured 9
Top 50? No
Style FPS, Single Player
An Hero? No, killed by police
Motive Idklol

Aaron Alexis was a Buddhist basketball person and pretty cool guy who on September 16, 2013, pwned the Washington Navy Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious peelz. As with every other nigger, he was born and raised in da hood. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 assault rifle despite the fact he only used a rusted sawed-off Remington 870 shotgun and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard who was too occupied with tossing the salad.

One day, he received an email from his crew-member, who was none other than Obama; conveniently titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 9000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus. Overall, just another wanna-be Chris Dorner attempting to get on the score-boards but failed (despite the fact he killed x3 more people than Dorner did). In the aftermath of the shooting, Jack Thompson was quick to blame Dorner's actions on the newly released Grand Theft Auto V, despite no evidence existing presenting Alexis as a GTA V player or even a player of video games at all. Despite getting 12 frags, in a military base no less, Aaron was a nigger, so the media was quick to overlook the story. See, only white people are capable of committing a mass shooting and you can bet your ass old media will manipulate the facts to make it seem this way.

Background

Aaron Alexis used his keycard to gain access to the naval base.
The microwave device his roommates used to send vibrations down his body.

Can't have a mass workplace shooting without a psychopath being the mastermind of it all, amirite? Immediately after the event, mainstream media had appropriately declared that Aaron was appearing to be suffering from what they assumed was a mental illness prior to the massacre, ranging from allegedly being a victim of harassment to hearing voices in his head which encouraged him significantly. Extremely low frequency electromagnetic waves was a large chunk of this encouragement, stating that it was what he had been "subjected to in the past 3 months", and what eventually led to the rampage killings.

Other problems occurred throughout August 2013 (one month before the shootings) including naval police being called to his hotel room on August 4 and discovering that Aaron had taken apart his entire bed, believed someone was hiding under it, and observed that he had taped a microphone to the ceiling to record the voices of people that were apparently following him, plus showing up at an emergency room on August 23 to whine that he was experiencing insomnia and was properly treated for it in a Virginia medical center located in Washington D.C. on August 28, where he told doctors he was not depressed and was not actively thinking of harming others.

Gameplay footage


Aaron infiltrating the UAC naval base.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: 12-gauge sawed-off Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun
  • Does 60~130 Damage.
  • Secondary: 9x19mm Beretta M9 semi-automatic pistol
  • Stolen from security guard.
    Does 19~25 Damage
  • Perk: Scavenger Pro
  • Pick up enemy equipment and explosives.
  • Spell: Schizo
  • Increases moving speed and increases damage to everyone around them.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 12/20 3 injured, Americunt Nigger High Score! Nevermind.
Accuracy: 17/20
Style: 20/20 You're brave as fuck to play on Nightmare Mode.
Butthurt: 16/20 Nobody cares about black people, at least the news doesn't.
Bonus: 20/20 OG black genepool purifier.
Total Score: 88/100 (B+)
Pretty fly for a black guy!
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

S.W.A.T. Team


A challenger appears!

DeWayne Craddock, the protagonist of Washington Navy Yard 2: Virginia Beach.

Almost six years after Aaron went postal, fellow batshit insane schizo DeWayne Craddock went for the nigger high score and succeeded at breaking Aaron's record by wounding 1 extra person.

But upon further examination, there are numerous similarities between Aaron and DeWayne that lead us to believe that DeWayne Craddock may have been the ghost of Aaron Alexis all along.

None of this matters, because even if they weren't the same person, it's obvious that all niggers are the same anyway.

See also

External links

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Aaron Alexis is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik


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Single Player Elite Hall of Fame

Adam LanzaAnders Behring BreivikAndrew KehoeAriana Grande MassacreBaruch GoldsteinBrenton TarrantCampo Elías DelgadoCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDong YanglingGabriel WortmanJack Gilbert GrahamJakrapanth ThommaJames HubertyLuby's massacreMartin BryantMutsuo ToiNice Truck Attack 2016Omar MateenPanya KhamrabPatrick CrusiusReina Nightclub MassacreSalvador RamosShinji AobaStephen PaddockTed BundyVladislav RoslyakovWilliam UnekWoo Bum-kon

Single Player Amateur Division

Aaron AlexisAlexandre BissonnetteAkbarzhon JalivovAli David SonbolyAnderson Lee AldrichAndrea PignaniAnton Lundin PetterssonArtyom KazantsevAudrey HaleBrandon Scott HoleBreda Highschool MassacreBreitscheidplatzBrenda Ann SpencerBruce Jeffrey PardoCapital Gazette ShootingCharles Whitman's TumorChris Harper-MercerConnor BettsDallas Police ShootingsDarrell BrooksDavid KatzDavid KozákDavid Malcolm GrayDeath to Traitors, Freedom for BritainDerrick BirdDeWayne CraddockDimitrios PagourtzisDimitrious GargasoulasDmitry VinogradovDylann Storm RoofElliot RodgerÉric BorelEuler Fernando GrandolphoFlemming NielsenFort HoodGabe ParkerGeorge SodiniGian Luigi FerriIan David LongIlnaz GalyavievJake DavisonJames Alex FieldsJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason DaltonJason RodriguezJaylen FrybergJeffrey DahmerJeff WeiseJesse OsborneJiverly VoongJoe StackJohn Russell HouserJohn Wilkes BoothJonathan SapirmanJosef FritzlKhalid MasoodKimveer GillKip KinkelKongsberg Bow and Arrow RampageLam Kor WanMamoru TakumaMarc LépineMark BartonMark EssexMartin PeyerlMatthew de GroodMichael CarnealMichael Kenneth McLendonMichael RyanMikese MorseMr. SaariNathan GaleNghtmrchld26Nikolas CruzNoah EsbensenOrlando HarrisOtoya YamaguchiPatrick PurdyPayton GendronPekka-Eric AuvinenPetri GerdtRamadan Van ManRandy Robert StairRichard SpeckRobert BalesRobert BowersRobert CardRobert CrimoRobert HawkinsRobert LongRobert SteinhäuserRuslan AkhtyamovRyan PalmeterSantino William LeganSatoshi UematsuSayfullo SaipovStephen KazmierczakThe Twinkie ManThomas Matthew CrooksThomas Watt HamiltonTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTimur BekmansurovTJ LaneTobias RathjenTrystan Andrew TerrellTyler PetersonUnabomberWade Michael PageWalter SeifertWellington Menezes de OliveiraZhao ZeweiZug Massacre

Multiplayer Co-Op Mode

1-14 Jakarta AttacksAcademy ManiacsBoston Marathon BombingCharlie HebdoColumbineCrocus City Hall MassacreHiroshima and NagasakiISIS Paris Attack 13-11Jews did WTCLondon Bridge Attack 2017Medianeira School ShootingPearl HarborSan Bernardino ShootingSri Lanka 2019 Terrorist AttacksSuzano School ShootingTimothy McVeighZhaodong Massacre

Civilization and Great Prophets

Adolf HitlerAugusto PinochetAum ShinrikyoCharles MansonHeaven's GateHolocaustJonestownJoseph StalinKim Il-sungMao ZedongOsama bin LadenPol PotSaddam HusseinWacoWorld War II

Banned From Scoring

Alex HribalAnthony WarnerAnton BichivinAsa CoonBen MoynihanBilly MitchellBrandon CleggBrian Isaack ClydeCharles BishopClay DukeDillon CosseyFaisal ShahzadFrank JamesHayden JagstHugo JacksonIlya IvanistovJohn EarnestKyle RittenhouseLaaiti EkenstéenLindsay Kantha SouvannarathLogan ClarkMAGABomberMikhail PivnevNasim AghdamNicky ReillyPhilip ManshausRichard ReidRyan RouthSam HydeSebastian BosseSol PaisStephan BallietTodd RogersWillem Van SpronsenWilliam AtchisonYou

 
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Spree/One-time Killers:

Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAlex HribalAlyssa BustamanteAnthony WarnerAudrey HaleBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiDevin Patrick KelleyDylan KleboldDylann Storm RoofEric HarrisGerry McCannJames HolmesJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly Voong Joe StackJosef FritzlLaaiti EkenstéenMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatthew MurrayMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsPekka-Eric AuvinenRaoul MoatRichard SpeckRobert HawkinsStephen PaddockTim KretschmerTimothy HendronTJ LaneTyler PetersonWade Michael PageWoo Bum-kon

Career/Serial Killers:

Academy ManiacsAdolf HitlerCharles MansonChris BenoitDnepropetrovsk ManiacsDubyaJack the RipperJeffrey DahmerMao ZedongRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed Bundy

Terrorists:

Al QaedaAnders Behring BreivikAnderson Lee AldrichAnton Lundin PetterssonDzhokhar TsarnaevElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniManiacs Murder CultMark EssexNidal Malik HasanOsama bin LadenTamerlan TsarnaevTed Kaczynski

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderJewsMurderParanoid personality disorderPittsburgh Paint JobPolice BrutalitySick fuck