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| Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar | |
| Born | October 26, 1982 |
| Died | January 1, 2025 (aged 42) |
| Nationality: | Basketball American 
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| Occupation | Technology specialist |
| Highscore | Killed 15, injured 36+ |
| Top 50? | 16th |
| Style | Carmageddon/FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No (killed by police) |
| Motive | Snackbar, Pro-niggaism, Drumpf called him a "sucker and loser" |
On January 1st, 2025, as some people in New Orleans were celebrating New Year's, a rusty ol' buck named Shamsud-Din Bahar Jabbar☪ discovered that Allah wanted him to kill some colonizers to avenge some brothas. He did this by renting out a fully electric F-150 style assault truck and driving out to the Jew Year's party and ran everybody over. He killed 15 people and injured 36, 2 of them being kikes.
Background
Our prophet's story began in 1982 when a negress yet again failed at her abortion. He later got 2 misdemeanors in 2002 and 2005, a low record for 13/50s. He joined the army in 2009 to troll Afghanistan. He converted to Pisslam some time before the attack to be more of a nigga. in 2024, he had moved to a Muslim group community in Houston, Texas. In 2024 as well, he bought a property in Egypt, where the feds suspect he was radicalized by ISIS and other Pro-sandnigger extremist organizations/sects. However, he finally lost it when Drumpf called veterans suckers and losers, causing him to Allahu Akbar!1!!11!!!!!1!
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The first attack of its kind Lol NVM
The day before the attack, he rented the Truck off of some soyboy on Turo, a site that lets people use their cars as prostitutes, in some random town in Texas. He then drove down interstate 10. There was an ISIS flag mounted on the trailer hitch. He drove to Nawlins later. He then purchased a Glock and an Assault Rifle 15 10 to cause mass casualties. The Assault Rifle 15 purchased the ISIS Flag for him. On January 1st, 2025, He headed to the celebration on Bourbon street, but the police had constructed a barrier around the parade, but they used sawhorses to block the street lmao. He plowed through this sorry ass excuse for a barrier with ease and entered the street filled with strip clubs, tourists, and niggers. He then plowed through the infidels before he then crashed into a cherry picker or whatever the fuck it was and got his assault rifle 10 and glock out and tried to shoot at the Pigs, but he got folded like an omelette and thus became an police hero, making Abdulkadir Masharipov proud in the process. Mashallah!
Video
| Kill count: | 15/20 Best mass killing in America in over a year |
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| Accuracy: | 9/20 Great at running people over, unable to kill anyone with his AR-15 |
| Style: | 10/20 Generic Snackbar car rampage |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 nEw yEaR rUiNeD |
| Bonus: | 15/20 First scorer of 2025 |
Aftermath
After the attack, Joe Biden came in to condemn the attack and defend the pedophile cult. The sugar bowl was postponed and there were two minutes of silence to Bawwwwww over the attack. MAGAts as usual capitalized this with the usual "See! Car kill people too! Legalize Recreational Warheads n sheet!" and more propaganda promoting the Holocaust of every last 'slime and killing the refugees or something even though the perpetrator was born in the US
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
See Also
- 2025 New Year's Cybertruck Bombing - Another terrorist attack that happened on the same day.
- Aaron Alexis, DeWayne Craddock - Basketball American FPS champions.
- Aco Martinović - Also went for the high score on the same New Years day.
- Dallas Police Shootings - Another case of Allahu Blackbar.
- Darrell Brooks - Fellow brotha who used a Ford to kill whitey.
- ISIS
- Reina Nightclub Massacre - Snackbar during a New Year's celebration? Close enough. Welcome back, 2017.
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