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Matthew Livelsberger
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Matthew Livelsberger | |
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Born | July 22, 1987 |
Died | January 1, 2025 (aged 37) |
Nationality: | Americunt |
Highscore | Injured 7 |
Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
Style | Bomberman, Single player |
An Hero? | Yes |
Motive | Liberalism Butthurt |
Matthew Alan Livelsberger✡ was a henpecked 37-year-old Master Sergeant in the Jewnited States Army's Special Forces who, on January 1, 2025, decided to start out the current year with a bang by renting a Tesla Cybertruck, filling it with a fuckton of fireworks, gas tanks and camping fuel, parking it outside one of Donald Trump's hotels in Las Vegas and then detonating it while he was still inside. Before the detonation completed, Matthew shot himself in the head with a handgun like a coward rather than die in a fiery blaze of glory like a true warrior. The resulting explosion afflicted seven people with non-serious injuries, forced the hotel to be evacuated, and blew Livelsperg into 72 pieces of cuck virgin that will inevitably be given out to the next Mujahideen to orchestrate such a retarded attack.
Following the attack, the Jew-run liberal media quickly rushed to portray Liversberger as a Trump supporter despite the fact that he was registered as a "No Labels" voter - a Democrat-run scam of a political party that was made with the sole intention of preventing Donald Trump's re-election and ascension to the Godhand. Livelsberger's ex-wife, Sara Livelsberger (née Wilson), was also a well-documented shitlib, pitmommy and Bernout who absolutely despised Donald Trump.
In reality, Livelsberger most likely carried out the attack on behalf of the domestic terrorist organization "White Dudes for Harris" because he was severely butthurt that America didn't elect a mentally retarded mixed-race female as President. In an ironic twist, Livelsperg's decision to use a Cybertruck in the attack backfired spectacularly as the autist-developed sperg tank managed to contain the blast while suffering minimal damage. Had literally any other vehicle been used, the attack most likely would have had a far higher death toll.
The Attack
Aftermath
Initially it was suspected that this attack may have been related to New Orleans truck attack that happened earlier that day. Both perpetrators weaponized vehicles for terrorism on the same day mere hours apart from each other. Additionally both cars were rented from Turo, a company that lets people pimp out their cars. They were also both in the United States army and served in Afghanistan. Subsequent investigations, however, revealed that both perpetrators were unconnected from one another and acted alone.
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Graded Score
Kill count: | 0/20 Only killed himself, 7 injured. |
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Accuracy: | 0/20 Barely destroyed his own car bomb. |
Style: | 5/20 Butthurt over Trump. |
Butthurt: | 10/20 Simultaneously overshadowed and limelighted by the New Orleans attack. |
Bonus: | 0/20 Epic Fail. |
Who The Fuck Was This Dork?
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See Also
- 2020 Nashville Bombing - Racked up one more injury than Matthew.
- Aco Martinović - Also went for the high score the same day.
- Exploding Van
- High Score - What he tried to do. Keyword: TRIED.
- James T. Hodgkinson - Another Kamallah Akbar who only managed to get himself killed.
- Las Vegas
- New Orleans truck attack - Another terrorist attack that happened the same day.
- Tesla
External links
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