KILL IT WITH FIRE

KILL IT WITH FIRE is part of a series on final solutions.

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• KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Since time immemorial, man has used fire as a lulzy tool for the correction of niggers and Jews.

Why Fire?

KILL IT WITH FIRE

	“	The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.	„
	—George Carlin

Fire makes killing people lulzy. Nothing causes more lulz than watching a writhing swarm of Furfags die in a blaze of glory or seeing that Goth Bitch who claims to have magical control over flames get what she had been asking for... and then burning her.

Killing with fire is one of the most far-reaching pastimes of Old European and American Societies. Pretty much anyone who wasn't getting it was dishing it out. Fire made it gloriously easier to exterminate all those who needed to GTFO or those who were just blatantly doing it wrong. Of course, not everyone got to be part of the fun; people who still need to be killed with fire include:

• Jews
• Robo-Jews
• Fags
• Niggers: Assuming they don't steal your fire first
• You: Don't forget to tape it
• Japan: Nuclear fire in their case
• Atheists: Their neck beards are ultra-flammable.
• Goths
• Furries
• Cats
• Emos
• Weeaboos
• Spies
• Staypuft Marshmallow Man for being a fatty.
• The Thing

Steps to Killing someone with Fire

1. Pick your prey.
2. If they do not appear fully flammable, douse them in a flammable substance.
3. Set them ablaze with, matches, napalm, or any source of ignition (preferably a flamethrower).
4. Sit back and enjoy the show screams of pain as your victim's blubber (assuming you're burning an American) catches light.
5. ???
6. PROFIT

Gallery

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  The only thing worse than a zombie is a ZOMBIE ON FIRE
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  Dont Forget Self Pwnage May Occur.
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  Furries can only be killed with fire.
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  Kill it with fire desu!
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  Silly flame thrower can't hurt kitty.
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  Nintendo fully sanctions fire as a means of killing it
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  Dungeon Master II has the right idea.
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  Man tries to become the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, but fails miserably.
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  Kililng it with fire can be akin to orgasm for the Sisters of Battle.
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  Killing it with fire is a good way to make friends!
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  Rock... Paper... FLAMETHROWER!!!
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  Charlie? Kill him with fire.
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  Kill teh Infected with fire.
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  Mudkip lieks to kill with fire too
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  The game

Videos

Not to be confused with Ghost Rider.

Prime Example of Something That Should Be Killed With Fire

Kill it with... SPOON!

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See Also

• Death
• Fire
• Olympic Flame
• Pyromania
• Sirtom93
• zippocat

External links

• How to extinguish a fire

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