Nautica Melone

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GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

GOON BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

When he saw it, he shat bricks.

Even in his final moments, he was still true to the goon. o7

Nautica Malone was a horny black guy who performed a drive-by masturbation at a bikini coffee place in Arizona and then an heroed after a video of himself doing it went viral online. Nautica has been nicknamed the Goonlord and remains a martyr to gooners everywhere. He is goon but not forgotten. This event which occurred on January 8th, 2025, has been referred to as the "Drive-Thru Goonicide" as it is generally agreed upon that those bikini coffee bitches killed Nautica as the video they made lead to his subsequent death three days later on January 11th.

The Gooneral

On January 26, his admirers decided to host his gooneral (portmanteau of "gooner" and "funeral") outside of the location where he became internet famous.

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See Also

• Bubba Copeland
• Elliot Rodger
• George Floyd
• NEVER GOON
• Thug Hunters

External Links

• Arizona Man Dies by Suicide After Backlash to Video of Him With Pants Down at Café Drive-Thru
• Vigil Held for ‘Goonlord’ Who Died by Suicide After Exposing Himself at Bikini Cafe Drive-Thru
• Drive-Thru Goonicide
• The Gooneral
• I Can't Goon

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