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Revision as of 17:20, 14 December 2024
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
This loser never scored | |
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Ben Moynihan | |
Born: | Ca. 1996 |
Nationality: | British |
Aliases: | "The Tomb Raider Stabber" "The virgin teen attempted serial killer" "The Unhappy Geezer" |
Highscore | 3 cunts shaved up by shanking |
Top 50? | Not even close |
Style | Shank'n'slash |
An Hero? | No, V& for 21 years |
Motive | Incel rage, Autism & Gerontophilic desires |
Ben Moynihan, AKA The Unhappy Geezer was a serial killer wannabe, gerontophilic britfag teen who went ER at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an Omega Beta male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies and all of the wimmenz (except for one, who is not a woman, just a young lady who was fucking 20) he shanked, survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met Bubba.
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—Ben's 1st letter to the police |
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BubbaBoobah (Britfag version of Bubba). Oh, also good riddance -
Le knivar used by Ben
Graded Score
Kill count: | 0/20 All three elderly victims survived |
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Accuracy: | 2/20 Shank in better areas, kid |
Style: | 0/20 Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe |
Butthurt: | 2/20 Only news exclusive to Britain |
Bonus: | 5/20 Omega male stabber |
See also
- Elliot Rodger - What he wanted to be
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s
- Chris Harper-Mercer - Another incel half-britfag who went Columbine
- Jake Davison - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, Electric Boogaloo
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he deserves to go
- Old people
- Incel
- Alex Hribal
- Generation Z
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