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Nicholas Prosper
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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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| Nicholas Prosper | |
| Born | December 18, 2005 (19 years old) |
| Nationality: | Argie-Britfag mutt  
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| Highscore | Killed 3 |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Nope, v& |
| Motive | Lolicon waifuism Sh00ting sk00l |
Is it really possible to reach for the High Score and cause megalulz in a country with strict gun control? Our Hero of the day, Nicholas Prosper
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Online Trail
Nick, over the years, was fairly active all over the webz, having a nack for posting gore and defending pedophilia. After getting suspended off Reddit for posting gore, he moved to WatchPeopleDie under the username exquisite-tasets. He would usually brush off women's death, taking glee in watching random femoids commit suicide. After getting into dozens and dozens of debates over paedophilia, which Nicholas was a proud defender of, he got fucking banned of the site entirely, though the mods did offer to unban him if he provided them with a video of his death. See the lulz here and here (yes, he used his real name for WPD for whatever reason).
On YouTube, he also talked about being against mass migration, despite being the son of an Argentine migrant, hence his muttoid looks.
Zero Day
On September 12, the day before Nick would try and reach for the High Score, he uploaded a video to Mega.nz where he declared himself to be a "follower" of Clementine from The Walking Dead, and expressed his unbridled rage against his sister and some random YouTuber for choosing to traumatize his precious waifu by killing someone in front of them in-game. Keep in mind, he responded to this by proceeding to kill people in real life. Fucking poetic.
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After illegally purchasing a shotgun (LOLWUT GUN CONTROL), he shot his family dead during the early morning hours of September 13. Gearing up with his trusty gun, along with a knife, he embarked on his noble journey towards his old primary school to shoot it up in the name of kidfucking. Sadly, neighbors heard the gunshots an called the police, leading to his arrest. He decided to give himself in to the pigs before causing any more lulz.
Frags pwned
- Juliana Prosper, age 48, his Argie mommy
- Giselle Prosper, age 13, his sister
- Kyle Prosper, age 16, his brother
If only he had traveled a bit faster to his old school, this list could have easily had a dozen more names and thirty times the butthurt. Le sigh...
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 3/20 Goddammit man |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 No survivors left over |
| Style: | 10/20 Had the balls to get a shotgun illegally, sadly pussied out as soon as the Britfag cops pointed their tasers at him |
| Butthurt: | 4/20 Sigh... what could've been... |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Go suck a dick |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See also
- Adam Lanza - fellow pedo who murdered his mommy and shot up his elementary school
- Randy Stair - also killed 3 people for his waifu
- Thomas Hamilton - fellow Britfag, yet another pedophile who shot up a school full of little kids. an example of DOING IT RIGHT.
- Trey Eric Sesler - also murdered his 3 family members before failing to sh00t sk00l
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