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Ilya Ivanistov

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Ilya Ivanistov is yet another mediocre mass failing article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore.

Ilya Ivanistov was a 17-year-old neo-Nazi failure who decided that school sucks and shot and injured one person before committing suicide. 2 other losers broke their legs after jumping from a second-floor window, leaving a pathetic count of three normies injured and his own death, becoming an inspirational role model for future generations of other failures and unsuccessful school shooters.

Ilya Ivanistov
Nationality: Ruskie  
Highscore Injured 3 (1 by gunfire)
Top 50? Not even close
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes

Today is the day!

Our loser on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university (Barabinsk College) and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our education, we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it has no encyclopedic value. Anyways... you're a fag.

Gear

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Shawed-off Shotgun

 

  • Not a bad shotgun but you can get a better one 30-45
  • Perk: Columbiner

 

  • Double damage against kids and adults, triple if they are in an academic institution. Intelligence stat cut in half.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Russian Asa Coon
Accuracy: 0/20 NOBODY DIED
Style: 2/20 Cockumbine Copycat with neonazi mix
Butthurt: 2/20 Who cares?
Bonus: 5/20 For an hero
Total Score: 9/100 (F--------)
Next time, get more ammo, faggot
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