I Will Beat A Rod Till... A Tank Empties

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A stupid forced meme that first appeared in /h/ on August 23, 2007. The meme comes from some poorly translated Russian H-game devised so that retarded fucks who don't know what a meme is can make a shitty stub of an article trying to force us to acknowledge its stupidity.

Raptor Jesus, this looks nothing like Phoenix Wright! Damn those Russians!

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