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'''Jesse | '''Jesse Van Rootselaar'''{{trans}}, a.k.a. '''Jesse Strang'''{{trans}}, was an 18-year-old [[Stunning and Brave]] child-murdering [[tranny|giga-hon]] who went [[Lanza]] at a school in a town fittingly named [[Tumblr|Tumbler Ridge]] in British Columbia on February 10, [[2026]]. Jesse reverently admired [[Audrey Hale]], ''the'' definitive tranny [[school shooter]], and sought to follow in her footsteps and even surpassed her with 8 killed and 27 injured for the tranny-league [[High Score]], and it was done by [[Canadian|a fucking leaf]] no less. As for the deceased, it’s a shame Jesse didn’t just put the gun down and become Jesse Strung. | ||
==Nazi?== | |||
[[File:Strang Twitter.jpeg|thumb|100px|left]] | |||
Since the Canadian authorities are a little hesitant to reveal anything more about the shooter's identity other than that he was "a woman (or "gunperson") wearing a dress with brown hair", internet detectives have taken it upon themselves to to find out more about this shooter themselves. This lead them to a {{Archive|imYze|Twitter account}} with a profile picture of [[Brenton Tarrant]] over a trans pride flag, so the motive has pretty been much pinned down: Trans Rights are White Rights, nigga! This would essentially makes him the [[Canuck]] successor to [[Robin Westman]], but it all turned out to be a ruse by a [[troll]] who changed username and PFP to pose as Jesse. They used to be called @HisuiPapist and now they've made a new account with that username and put "Made 500k+ people believe Jesse Strang was a nazi award" in their bio. | |||
==Metamorphosis== | |||
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*[[Audrey Hale]], [[Alec McKinney]] and [[Robin Westman]] - All his predecessors. | *[[Audrey Hale]], [[Alec McKinney]] and [[Robin Westman]] - All his predecessors. | ||
*[[Nathaniel Veltman]] - The Canadian Tarrantula before him. | *<s>[[Nathaniel Veltman]] - The Canadian Tarrantula before him.</s> | ||
*[[Tyler Robinson]] - OWO UWU | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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*{{WPD|h/social/post/459456/tumbler-ridge-secondary-school-shooting-jesse|WPD coverage}} | *{{WPD|h/social/post/459456/tumbler-ridge-secondary-school-shooting-jesse|WPD coverage}} | ||
*<s>{{yt|@|JessJess347|His YouTube}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|MIiLr|(Archive)}} | *<s>{{yt|@|JessJess347|His YouTube}}</s> '''BALEETED!!!''' {{Archive|MIiLr|(Archive)}} | ||
*{{WPD|@Jaliyah|His WPD account}} | *{{WPD|@Jaliyah|His WPD account}} | ||
*{{Steam|76561198828256794|His Steam}} | *{{Steam|76561198828256794|His Steam}} | ||
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Jesse Strang is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Jesse Strang | |
| Born | August 4, 2007 |
| Died | February 10, 2026 (aged 18) |
| Nationality: | Canadian 
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| Highscore | Killed 8, injured 27 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Transgender delusions & post-twink death |
Jesse Van Rootselaar⚧, a.k.a. Jesse Strang⚧, was an 18-year-old Stunning and Brave child-murdering giga-hon who went Lanza at a school in a town fittingly named Tumbler Ridge in British Columbia on February 10, 2026. Jesse reverently admired Audrey Hale, the definitive tranny school shooter, and sought to follow in her footsteps and even surpassed her with 8 killed and 27 injured for the tranny-league High Score, and it was done by a fucking leaf no less. As for the deceased, it’s a shame Jesse didn’t just put the gun down and become Jesse Strung.
Nazi?
Since the Canadian authorities are a little hesitant to reveal anything more about the shooter's identity other than that he was "a woman (or "gunperson") wearing a dress with brown hair", internet detectives have taken it upon themselves to to find out more about this shooter themselves. This lead them to a 
Twitter account with a profile picture of Brenton Tarrant over a trans pride flag, so the motive has pretty been much pinned down: Trans Rights are White Rights, nigga! This would essentially makes him the Canuck successor to Robin Westman, but it all turned out to be a ruse by a troll who changed username and PFP to pose as Jesse. They used to be called @HisuiPapist and now they've made a new account with that username and put "Made 500k+ people believe Jesse Strang was a nazi award" in their bio.
Metamorphosis
TBA
Background
Not much is known about this troon at the moment. According to his own statements, he started taking hormones at the age of 15, thus showing that he was already being groomed at such a young age. On his Twitter, you can see that he had a Brenton Tarrant profile picture, that he used incomprehensible slang, and that he was sad with his life. We can conclude that his motive was a mix between being terminally online and excessive estrogen consumption.
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Easily obtainable in Canada if you have a PAL licence, which his mother did.
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Shooting
Jesse began his attack by killing his mother, and his younger autistic brother. At approximately 1:30 p.m., he arrived at the Tumbler Ridge Secondary School and opened fire, killing 7 people. Upon the arrival of the pigs, Jesse decided to spare the rest of the world the suffering that his existence brings and thankfully became an hero.
The shooting is the deadliest in Canada's history since Gabriel Wortman's chimpout and the deadliest in a school since Marc Lépine's revenge against feminism.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 8/20 27 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Troon can't aim. |
| Style: | 8/20 Basic ass mass shooting, just not in America |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Rightoids will talk about this a lot. |
| Bonus: | 13/20 The third worst mass shooting in Canadian history. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Gallery
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His Roblox account. -
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For once, Wikipedia is right.
See Also
- Audrey Hale, Alec McKinney and Robin Westman - All his predecessors.
Nathaniel Veltman - The Canadian Tarrantula before him.- Tyler Robinson - OWO UWU
External Links
TOW coverage
WPD coverage
His YouTube (Archive)- His WPD account
His Steam
His TikTok
His older Reddit account (Archive 1)
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- His newer Reddit account (Archive 1)
His RobloxBALEETED!!! (Archive)
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Chang Wen • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Nicholas Prosper • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Peter Scully • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |