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Maoist Rebel News

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Maoist Rebel News (Powerword: Jason Caden) is a YouTube channel run by a fat neckbearded communist who lives in Canada with his mother. Maoist Rebel News claims to be an anti-revisionist Marxist-Leninist-Maoist, despite supporting bourgeois perversions such as homosexuality, transgenderism, and transsexuality. Jason has described himself as a "sexual minority", due to his love of transsexual women. He probably also wants to suck on Mao Zedong's little red wang.

Jason is a historical revisionist of Saami descent and apologist for totalitarian communist regimes. He claims that the USSR wasn't behind the Katyn Massacre, despite previously classified Soviet documents confirming the Soviet involvement in the massacre, as well as shamelessly defending North Korea and affirming that the Cambodian genocide never happened and that Pol Pot did nothing wrong. Maoist Rebel News is also a weeaboo. He has given TL;DW lectures regarding Marxism in Dragon Ball Z and other anime. Jason is a staunch anti-imperialist, despite having no problem with Soviet imperialism of neighbouring nations like Ukraine and Kazakhstan. He also constantly criticises the cruelty of the evil U.S. government that forces free speech, freedom of religion and freedom to bear arms upon its people. He also claims that bronies exist as a result of people wanting to escape the hostile environment caused by capitalism. He also actually believes that citizens of authoritarian countries are legitimately devastated at the death of their leaders. (See: North Korea) In addition, since his ideology (Maoism 3rd World-ism) is such an obscure hipster ideology, even most leftists stopped taking his fat Canadian beaver ass seriously.

Originally started on January 15, 2009 as "TheMaoistRebel", the channel has been removed from YouTube twice which he blames on activities by the enemies of the people. The channel also used to be co-written by Jason's comrades RedNickD and NightCrowRed, however neither has been seen on the channel since mid 2010. Despite YouTube being an evil bourgeois website run by Google, Maoist Rebel News was actually able to become a YouTube partner. Now he's making money off his video views and ads like the good Jew, and bad communist that he is.

   
 
Gender roles are a social construct
 

 
 

—MaoistRebelNews

   
 
Race is a social construct
 

 
 

—MaoistRebelNews

   
 
Genders are a social construct
 

 
 

—MaoistRebelNews

   
 
Homo sapiens are a social construct
 

 
 

—MaoistRebelNews

   
 
Hair colour is a social construct
 

 
 

—MaoistRebelNews

   
 
You're a social construct
 

 
 

—MaoistRebelNews

   
 
Existence is a social construct
 

 
 

—MaoistRebelNews

   
 
I'M NOT A JEW
 

 
 

—MaoistRebelNews, trying to conceal the truth.

Everyone knows communism has the best free speech track record

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