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| Mikese Morse | |
| Given Name(s) | Mikese Morse (real name), Stupor Nigger, psycho killer, Carmageddon |
| State Of Being | Nigger |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| High Score | 1 dead, 2 injuries |
| Top 50? | Hell naw brotha! |
| Game Style | Carmageddon |
| An Hero? | No |
| Genus | Retard |
| Species | Psycho Killer |
| Born | October 30, 1987 |
| Classification | Murderer, Psycho Killer |
| Residence | Tampa,Florida Penitentiary |
—Mikese Morse | ||
—Mikese Morse | ||
Mikese Morse (born October 1987) who, days earlier, claimed that he he wanted to hurt somebody is another crazy ass blackman trying to play the insanity card after he purposefully decided to play a real life game of Carmageddon and ran down a family of bikers on Sunday, June 24, 2018, in Tampa, Florida. Because his threats count as premeditation in the state of Florida and there's nothing more that Florida Courts like to do is cook a nigger for premeditated murder there's a good chance that deep fried jig will be on the prison menu soon.
Not surprisingly, as a black man Morse was a Track & Field athlete who specialized in the long jump and failure. Morse holds a record for the farthest jump to not make the final at the 2015 USA Outdoor Track & Field Championships jumping 8.02 m (26 ft 3 ¾ in). As expected, his being a black man, a criminal and despite all his tough nigger talk about about how he could care less if the world ended, the first thing he did after killing the family of bikers was run away. Morse was easily caught 3 hours later when a concerned citizen reported him to the pigs.
Despite his being born in the trailer park capital that Americunts refer to as Florida, people are saying that Mikese Morse represents the insanity commonly found in Northern Ohio and why people should be afraid of anyone from the state because his formative years were spent in Shaker Heights, Ohio.
The Destruction Of A Family
One beautiful Sunday morning a father and his two sons, not having a care in the world or expecting to become a stistic in another black on white crime, decided on a nice, early summer family outing with a bike ride. All went well until a psycho nigger, behind the wheel of a car, decided on playing a thrilling game of Carmageddon, running this loving family down; destroying them in a seconds.
Pedro Aguerreberry 42 was towing his son 3-year-old son Bennett in a wagon while his 8-year-old son Luca rode beside them until Mikese Morse, in his Dodge Sedan, out if nowhere, decided to run them down as he cut across traffic, drove up onto the bike path and ran the family down for no other reasons than they were White and he was black.
Aware that he fucked-up, Morse fled the scene in the same vehicle that he ran the family down with, perhaps looking for more targets.
Pedro Aguerreberry was pronounced dead on the scene while Bennet (3) had a broken leg and Lucas, minor injuries.
Like most genius black criminals, Morse was caught 3 hours later after his attack and was charged with charged premeditated first-degree murder and leaving the scene of a crash with death.
High Score?
Hell No!!!
For all Mikese Morse's tough talk about wanting to kill everyone and couldn't care if the universe ended around him, all he racked up was a meagre 2 points for the death of the father and then didn't have the balls to admit to his pathetic attempt by becoming An Hero.
The best thing he can do for himself, right now, is hang himself in his jail cell... but sadly there's very little chance of that occuring as our murderous negroid has landed himself in protective custody due to being somewhat famous and having indulged in an impromptu game of Carmageddon on Tampa Florida's streets.
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| Kill count: | 1/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Left 2 survivors |
| Style: | 20/20 Just said fuck it and drove people down |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Claimed he was going crazy and wanted to hurt people before he ran a family of bikers down |
| Bonus: | 2/20 He couldn't even back up to kill the kids |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
External Links
See also
| Mikese Morse is part of a series on Race |
[Click for moar] Races to Holocaust |
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