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'''{{Glow|Natalie Lynn Rupnow}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Samantha Rupnow''') was some ugly dumbass edgelord loser [[16-year-old girl|15-year-old girl]] who went hunting for [[Rapefugee|migrants]] in [[White middle class liberal|Madison, Wisconsin]] at her [[Christian]] high school. Being a [[wimmin]], she only got 2 kills and | '''{{Glow|Natalie Lynn Rupnow}}'''{{Nazi}} (a.k.a. '''Samantha Rupnow''') was some ugly dumbass edgelord loser [[16-year-old girl|15-year-old girl]] who went hunting for [[Rapefugee|migrants]] in [[White middle class liberal|Madison, Wisconsin]] at her [[Christian]] high school. Being a [[wimmin]], she only got 2 kills and missed 6 shots before becoming [[An heroine|an brave heroine]] <s>who broke glass ceilings in the world of school shootings</s> [[Amy Bishop|lol nope]]. | ||
== Online Faggotry == | == Online Faggotry == | ||
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=== Manifesto === | === Manifesto === | ||
Funny story: she actually [https://docs.google.com/file/d/1tXOwyVYTyQdbQ2gkPxUXzO0MbIy3eCFn/edit?usp=docslist_api&filetype=msword forgot to set the document to public] and [[Old media|the media]] had to ask her [[Salvador Ramos|German e-boyfriend]] to leak the document for them. In this manifesto, Sam just spergs out about how much she hates [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen|humanity]], [[Your mom|her parents]], and [[You|herself]], and originally wanted to become [[an heroine]] alone in her room, but eventually decided to leave a [[LOL|lasting impact on the world]] by [[unoriginal|shooting up an American school]], which will be forgotten within 15 minutes because it has happened countless times before. | |||
Surprisingly, she also claims to have been [[LOLWUT|inspired]] by [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Arda "Skreewie" Küçükyetim]] (that Turkish kid who in [[2024|the same year]] [[Fail|tried]] to go [[Brenton Tarrant|Tarrant]] near a mosque and killed [[no one]], but managed to wound 5), of all people. This is most likely because Arda's own gay little manifesto is essentially just a regurgitated version of our [[High Score]] articles, introducing many [[zoomers]] to the old ED. On our site, most of these articles are simply [[Prank|ironic meme satire]], and we do not actually condone the faggy, attention-whoring act of going on a shooting spree (so, a lesson to be learned from this: [[DO IT FAGGOT|don't go apeshit]]; you aren't going to get a decent score and you will probably end up like her or worse). However, these zoomers tend to suffer from [[Asperger's syndrome]] (a condition that makes you have trouble understanding obvious sarcasm, often caused by being an angsty virgin who can't have an IRL boyfriend and also can't [[Sex|get laid]]), [[ADHD]] (a condition caused by [[Your Mom|your mother]] drinking wine when you were only a fetus), and other disorders. | |||
Anyway, enough jibber-jabber, here's the whole thing: | |||
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There's also a fake manifesto, which was written by a member of the grooming ring that she was a victim of. | |||
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On December 16, [[2024]], Natalie posted her | On December 16, [[2024]], Natalie posted her [[Retard|private]] manifesto and then perpetrated her "[[No|Amoklauf]]" at her school. She brought two basic bitch 9mm [[Gun|pistols]] (but only used one of them) that were probably acquired illegally from some [[niggers]] in [[Chicago]]. She was able to drop 2 noobs like ED's own [[William Atchison]], except she racked up 6 injuries as well. She then [[An Heroine|defeated an greatest quest of her life]]. This resulted in the usual school shooting fallout online, with the [[MAGAts]] sending their empty [[Lie|thoughts and prayers]], and [[Joe Biden]] and the rest of the anti-[[Christian]] liberal [[Untermensch]]en calling for the usual [[gun control]] terrorist demands of [[Assault Rifle|assault weapon bans]] (reminder that the gun used in the shooting was a 9mm handgun) before this shooting is inevitably (and deservedly) forgotten. | ||
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[[File:Natalierupnowhell.jpg|thumb|right|200px|AHHHHHH IT BURNS!! AHHH]] | |||
{{GradedScore|2|(6 injuries)|7|Wimmin can't hit shit|2|Used an insanely [[Mass Shooting|stale meme]]|6|Will be forgotten|11|For being a female [[High Score|player]]|28|F-|[[truth|More proof women can't do anything right]]}} | {{GradedScore|2|(6 injuries)|7|Wimmin can't hit shit|2|Used an insanely [[Mass Shooting|stale meme]]|6|Will be forgotten|11|For being a female [[High Score|player]]|28|F-|[[truth|More proof women can't do anything right]]}} | ||
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File:Natalierupnowsoyjak3.jpg|THE 6'5 | File:Natalierupnowsoyjak3.jpg|THE 6'5" TRUST FUND GIGACHAD DOESN'T WANT ME!!! | ||
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File:NatalieER.png|Some post she liked | File:NatalieER.png|Some post she liked | ||
File:RupnowsTwitterX.png|Her [[Deadname|Twitter]]/X account. Notice the [[Mikhail Pivnev|Mikhail Pissnev]] PFP | File:RupnowsTwitterX.png|Her [[Deadname|Twitter]]/X account. Notice the [[Mikhail Pivnev|Mikhail Pissnev]] PFP | ||
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File:GunRangeSuicide.mp4|Gun range suicide video she tweeted | File:GunRangeSuicide.mp4|Gun range suicide video she tweeted | ||
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* [[16-year-old girl]] | * [[16-year-old girl]] | ||
* [[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - The Russian version from | * [[Columbine_Copycats#Alina_Afanaskina|Alina Afanaskina]] - The Russian version from the previous December. | ||
* [[Amy Bishop]] | * [[Amy Bishop]] | ||
* [[Anton Bichivin]] - Ruskie loser who also wore a KMFDM T-shirt. | * [[Anton Bichivin]] - Ruskie loser who also wore a KMFDM T-shirt. | ||
* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Who she tried to be. | * [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - Who she tried to be. | ||
* [[Asperger's Syndrome]] - What she had. | |||
* [[Attention Whore]] - What she was. | |||
* [[Brenda Spencer]] | * [[Brenda Spencer]] | ||
* [[Colt Gray]] - Couldn't beat him. | * [[Colt Gray]] - Couldn't beat him. | ||
* [[High Score/Loserinfo#Roman Gizatulin|Roman Gizatulin]] - Another Ruskie loser who wore a KMFDM shirt. | * [[High Score/Loserinfo#Roman Gizatulin|Roman Gizatulin]] - Another Ruskie loser who wore a KMFDM shirt. | ||
*[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Skreewie]] - No one would've thought that this loser could inspire an attack. | * [[High_Score/Loserinfo#Arda_Küçükyetim|Skreewie]] - No one would've thought that this loser could inspire an attack. | ||
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Natalie Rupnow is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Natalie Rupnow | |
| Born | November 7, 2009 |
| Died | December 16, 2024 (aged 15) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 2, injured 6 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Violent video games Supreme Lady Groomed by Discord trannies |
Natalie Lynn Rupnow卐 (a.k.a. Samantha Rupnow) was some ugly dumbass edgelord loser 15-year-old girl who went hunting for migrants in Madison, Wisconsin at her Christian high school. Being a wimmin, she only got 2 kills and missed 6 shots before becoming an brave heroine who broke glass ceilings in the world of school shootings lol nope.
Online Faggotry
Our brave and just warrior had a Tumblr account where she would repost content related to school shooters such as Vladislav Roslyakov, Adam Lanza, and to nobody's surprise, Eric and Dylan, like the edgy teenager she was. She also made a Twitter account 9 days before the shooting, where she showed various red flags, such as using the handle "@Postalbrained" and posting a massively gay Anton Lundin Pettersson edit (just as a sidenote, Anton got more kills than her with a literal sword lmao) that the feds didn't notice for some reason.
Manifesto
Funny story: she actually forgot to set the document to public and the media had to ask her German e-boyfriend to leak the document for them. In this manifesto, Sam just spergs out about how much she hates humanity, her parents, and herself, and originally wanted to become an heroine alone in her room, but eventually decided to leave a lasting impact on the world by shooting up an American school, which will be forgotten within 15 minutes because it has happened countless times before.
Surprisingly, she also claims to have been inspired by Arda "Skreewie" Küçükyetim (that Turkish kid who in the same year tried to go Tarrant near a mosque and killed no one, but managed to wound 5), of all people. This is most likely because Arda's own gay little manifesto is essentially just a regurgitated version of our High Score articles, introducing many zoomers to the old ED. On our site, most of these articles are simply ironic meme satire, and we do not actually condone the faggy, attention-whoring act of going on a shooting spree (so, a lesson to be learned from this: don't go apeshit; you aren't going to get a decent score and you will probably end up like her or worse). However, these zoomers tend to suffer from Asperger's syndrome (a condition that makes you have trouble understanding obvious sarcasm, often caused by being an angsty virgin who can't have an IRL boyfriend and also can't get laid), ADHD (a condition caused by your mother drinking wine when you were only a fetus), and other disorders.
Anyway, enough jibber-jabber, here's the whole thing:
There's also a fake manifesto, which was written by a member of the grooming ring that she was a victim of.
Known Accounts
Shooting
On December 16, 2024, Natalie posted her private manifesto and then perpetrated her "Amoklauf" at her school. She brought two basic bitch 9mm pistols (but only used one of them) that were probably acquired illegally from some niggers in Chicago. She was able to drop 2 noobs like ED's own William Atchison, except she racked up 6 injuries as well. She then defeated an greatest quest of her life. This resulted in the usual school shooting fallout online, with the MAGAts sending their empty thoughts and prayers, and Joe Biden and the rest of the anti-Christian liberal Untermenschen calling for the usual gun control terrorist demands of assault weapon bans (reminder that the gun used in the shooting was a 9mm handgun) before this shooting is inevitably (and deservedly) forgotten.
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| Kill count: | 2/20 (6 injuries) |
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| Accuracy: | 7/20 Wimmin can't hit shit |
| Style: | 2/20 Used an insanely stale meme |
| Butthurt: | 6/20 Will be forgotten |
| Bonus: | 11/20 For being a female player |
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Fanart
Experts Say This Music May Induce Homicidal Ideation
See Also
- 16-year-old girl
- Alina Afanaskina - The Russian version from the previous December.
- Amy Bishop
- Anton Bichivin - Ruskie loser who also wore a KMFDM T-shirt.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Who she tried to be.
- Asperger's Syndrome - What she had.
- Attention Whore - What she was.
- Brenda Spencer
- Colt Gray - Couldn't beat him.
- Roman Gizatulin - Another Ruskie loser who wore a KMFDM shirt.
- Skreewie - No one would've thought that this loser could inspire an attack.
External Links
TOW coverage
EDF thread - 
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KF thread
WPD thread- Another WPD thread
- rDrama thread - (archive)
- Another rDrama thread - (archive)
- Informative /pol/ thread - (archive)
- Another one - (archive)
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Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
| Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Faggoth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
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Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
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Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
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| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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Aaron Alexis • Adam Lanza • Alex Hribal • Alyssa Bustamante • Anthony Warner • Audrey Hale • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Casey Anthony • Cho Seung-Hui • Devin Patrick Kelley • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Gerry McCann • James Holmes • Jared Lee Loughner • Jason Rodriguez • Jeff Weise • Jiverly Voong • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Laaiti Ekenstéen • Mark Essex • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matthew Murray • Matti Saari • Maurice Clemmons • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Raoul Moat • Richard Speck • Robert Hawkins • Stephen Paddock • Tim Kretschmer • Timothy Hendron • TJ Lane • Tyler Peterson • Wade Michael Page • Woo Bum-kon |
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Academy Maniacs • Adolf Hitler • Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs • Dubya • Jack the Ripper • Jeffrey Dahmer • Mao Zedong • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy | |
| Terrorists: |
Al Qaeda • Anders Behring Breivik • Anderson Lee Aldrich • Anton Lundin Pettersson • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Maniacs Murder Cult • Mark Essex • Nidal Malik Hasan • Osama bin Laden • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Ted Kaczynski | |
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Antisocial personality disorder • Jews • Murder • Paranoid personality disorder • Pittsburgh Paint Job • Police Brutality • Sick fuck |