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So, what do you get when you cross an 83 year old version of Chris-chan that plays with collectable Star Wars Lego sets, the evil Jewish corporate machine, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Corrupt Cops and a wannabe Investigative Journalist?

You get Lulz of course.

Way back 20 or 30 years Toy Stores were selling millions of Star Wars Lego sets that were being called Rare, Special or Limited Edition much in the same way Marvel Comics would sell multiple covers of comics in the 1990s like X-Men or Spider-Man to boost sales by convincing the Retarded comic collecter that they were highly collectable, that they should buy 2 of every issue so they'd have one to read and one to seal in a lead lined safe and publishing issues with Acetate covers that had to be handled with gloves on so not to put finger prints on the cover then somehow convinced these Nerds that a mass published book that was being sold to and collected by thousands of people would appreciate in value like a rare Comic Book from the Golden Age of comics, such as the first appearance of Superman or Batman that can garner millions of Dollars at an auction because the amount of near mint (9.0) or gem (10.0) appraised comics can be counted using only the ten Fingers of your hands would be able to be sold at an equivalent price.

Enter Bryan Mansell who went to Chrystal Law's Bricks and Minifigs store to sell his Father's collection of Plastic crap on consignment, and then follow it up by putting the Evil Jewish, corporate overlords on the board.

In late 2024, Bricks & Minifigs seized Chrystal Law's store and everything in it. She did nothing wrong. The Evil, corporate, Jewish machine made it all about Money, saying that she owed Bricks & Minifigs the minor sum of $200,000 and that it was their right to claim ownership of Law's store and everything in it because of the money she owed them.

And finally let's include Reckless Ben who decided to take up Ed Mansell's fight to get back his Autistic playthings and you have the makings of a Drama that is worth checking up on maybe once every month.

Ed Mansell

Every store represents the corporate greed that wants to screw us over

Way back in 1999 when Britney Spears was pretending to be a Loli Schoolgirl that would happily give her English teacher a Blow job with Pop Rocks in her mouth for an A, when the Wachowskis' put out The Matrix as men and weren't parading around as Tranny faggots and Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold became heroes for every oppressed and bullied classroom outsider - Ed Mansell, at the tender age of 59 decided that it was time to let his Autistic Manchild out and start collecting Legos using the excuse that he was doing it to sell them later on in his life to put his Grandchildren through College because they would be worgh Million$.

For 20 years Ed Mansell collected this plastic crap that would one day end up in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and become a part of the food chain when it is broken down into Micro Plastics by The Sun and water and are eaten by the fish that will become a part of your McDonald's Filet-O-Fish and the fillers that are added to keep the price down to $20 a Sammich.

In 2023, having gone senile and Stupid and tired of awing at his collection of close to 800 sets and 1,200 figures that was filling up his house and had his wife Bitching that he was a hoarder, our main Man Ed decided that he would let his inexperianced son sell his cherished Lego collection. Like so many people that overvalue their collections of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Pokémon cards or Comic Book collections Ed and his son, Bryan, overvalued this Star Wars Lego collection at $250,000. Like the before said collectors, they looked only at the selling price for the above mint condition APPRAISED items.

For instance Bryan Mansell was claiming that his father's Ultra Rare Cloud City set was worth over $11,000, a price that a Mint Condition APPRAISED set would bring in if it was sealed in a protective box and had the appraisel value, 1 being the worst and 10 being the best, of 10 and the name of the company that appraised it on the box.

From the many articles on this event that we have read, there is no mention of these sets being appraised. For what it seems, all Bryan and Chrystal Law were selling at Bricks & Minifigs were unappraised boxes with Bryan and Ed expecting to get the maximum price for this Manchild collection of Children's toys.

When the Bricks and Minifigs corporate office took over Chrystal Law's Salem, Oregon store for unpaid royalties, unpaid lease, and covered vendor bills both Bryan and Ed cried foul when corporate said that their unappraised collection was worth $85,000 at best.

Like most Ameramutts, Ed and Bryan's first instinct was to run to the Internets and cry out that they were going to sue and that they opened a Go Fund Me page for assistance. Having collected well over $400,000 to pay for an attorney and court costs, Ed and Bryan should just Shut The Fuck Up and drop this whole game of crying foul and how they were cheated by the Jewish, corporate steamroller and just dissapear from the public eye because they have collected close to twice the amount of what they valued this childish hobby at.

What will the people that made the donations do if Ed and Bryan just decide to quit and keep the money, sue?

Crystal Law

Crystal is the cow on the left.

Now we get to the Money hungry Jew. Is she Jewish? Fuck if we know but she sure as Hell acts like one.

Way, way, back in 2009 when Bricks & Minifigs, more like Bricks & Minifags MIRITE? was becoming what would become a playground for Autistic Manchildren to blow their Tugboats at, Bricks and Minifigs made it so, that if you wanted to open a franchise that doubled as an Autistic daycare camp you had to agree to the provisions of their contract and this is a big one, get ready for it Sport's Fans, THEY DO NOT PERMIT THE THIRD-PARTY CONSIGNMENT OF LEGO PRODUCTS.

Most, rather,all of the blame for Ed Mansell losing his Beloved Lego collection falls on his son, Bryan Mansell because he did not investigare or even try to look up the rules about consignments with BAM. It's simple. There's this thing called the Internets. He could have just looked up the corporate office's number and called them directly to ask about their conditions regarding consignment deals but he chose to take some shady, franchise owner's word for it.

Crystal found herself a real rube. As this consignment deal was neither autherized by Bam Corporate or even permitted by BAM, Bryan was setting himself and his Father to get fucked hard in the Ass.

Now, if all sets had sold, $100,000 would have been made before the consignment split, well below the $250,000 that Ed Mansell claims that his collection of baby blocks is worth. This value of $100,000 is also consistent with the documented value, as verbally stated, by Bryan on the Collecting Weekly’s Podcast. So where is this extra $150,000 coming from?

In November of 2024, being horribly in debt to BAM corporate and afraid that Bam Corporate would send guys named Guido and Tony to cut off her legs with a circular saw to see if she would all of a sudden remember where she had the money that she owed them, Crystal wanted to close her BAM store and move overseas.

After some financial Role Playing and the hiring of some very good Jewish Accountants and Lawyers, Crystal was let out of her contract with Bam and didn't have to pay back the money she owed BAM Corporate. You gotta love them Jews when they're working on your side. In the handing over of her franchise, Crystal said nothing about this consignment agreement.

Like the grifter she is, Crystal split with all the money in her business' account. After an investigation, Bam investigated Crystal's books because Ed And Bryan Mansell couldn't stop being such Crybabies about their collection of Danish Shit.

After a brief investigation, Bam Corporate saw that Crystal was cooking the books and had 3 different sets of books for the sales of these autistic playthings and had sold $52,000 worth of this future landfill fodder, under reported the sales figures to Bryan and was paying him well below what she was making.

Finally, and this beats the Dog to Death. Bam Corporate, Judges and self respecting attorneys that don't wear track shoes to their office told Bryan that whatever consignment deal he had was with Crystal Law and not with BAM because BAM does not permit such agreements.

After a cheerful Go Fuck Yourself and a kick in the Ass Bryan Mansell, seeing an evil Conspiracy being played against him by the Mormon Church, converted to Judaism and decided that he'd file a LOL Suit against BAM Corporate because they're the ones with all the money. Finding himself a Waaaambulance chaser, Bryan has set out to sue BAM for $300,000 or 3 times the value of his Dad's wasted money that could have been spent on better things.

After a long legal battle, the Mansell's will most likely be in the Red for $200,000 when they should have just taken the over $400,000 collected on a GO Fund Me site and quit giving a fuck about these toys.

Recless Ben

He kind of looks like that delivery driver that will jizz on your pizza just for shits and giggles
We have to agree with the stalkinging charge, he looks like someone that would hide in your rose bushes to ambush your daughter with a camerea for being called a bully because someone on Youtube said that she called them fat
Uhhhh. We'll leave the comment up to you
He obviously doesn't miss Abs day

And Now We Get To The Creepy Stalker.

Having achieved minor fame on The Go-Big Show on TBS in 2021 Reckless Ben, Powerword Benjamin Paul Schneider, hungered to be noticed again and became an "Iternet Investigative Reporter". Like so many Jewish reporters, that his nose suggests, when it came to the Bricks & Minifigs story he started throwing everything that he could at the wall in the hopes that something would stick when he took up the fight to get back Ed Mansell's $72,000 appraised collection of Star Wars Lego sets that his son was claiming is valued at $250,000.

In his Jewtube Video published May 22, 2026: “I tracked down the thief who stole $200,000 of Lego" Big Ben pretty much accuses everbody of everything.

Unaware of law, refusing to research it, don't all Jews have a lawyer in their family, and understanding that Bricks & Minifigs Corporate does not condone third party consignments and has it written into their contracts, he blamed BAM for stealing Ed Mansell's, Autistic collection of Lego Playthings that he never opened to play with but rather lovingly looked at and Touched Himself To.

Claiming that there is some kind of conspiracy to cover up this ugly affair, Reckless Ben, unaware of how slow forensic accounting works when someone, Crystal Law, has 3 sets of books, Reckles Ben accused BAM Corporate, Brandon Best and Joshua Johnson of a cover up and being corrupt when they wouldn't release the receipts for the sales of Mansell's future landfill garbage,

Going with the story from Crystal Law that she needs these 3 sets of books, despite it being illegal to have multiple accounting books when customers are allegedly being Defrauded, and needs her receipts to pay Bryan Mansell for his Senile father's Lego collection, something that should have been done before Brandon Best and Joshua Johnson took over her store.

Much like a drunken Redneck claiming that he saw Bigfoot when it was actually a hairy ass Dago walking shirtless in the woods and accusing the US Government of a cover up because they tried to explain to the Redneck that it's because he has an IQ of 2 from generations of inbreeding that he thought he saw something that wasn't there, our cunning Internets reporter Reckless Ben decided to ignore this fact, go with accusations instead of Truth and go with a smear campaign that accused Brandon Best, Joshua Johnson and BAM Corporate of some shady coverup and corruption because Best, Johnson and BAM corporate won't give up these receipts that would show that Crystal Law owes $52,000 of the $72,000 that Ed Mansell's Ninja weapons for parent's bare feet in the dark was appraised at. Again, no one gets that being the Con Man that she is, Crystal Law should have paid Bryan Mansell this money before her store was taken over and that she's passing the buck to divert attention from her.

Forgetting the Bill O'Reilly lesson that you should begin accusations with, "It's possible," or "Some people believe", the Rush Limbaugh lesson of turning it into a satirical joke or ending his accusation with, "This is what I believe", or the Shit Rag newspaper trick of saying, "Sources that don't wish to be named", got hit with a law suit for these claims.

Just look up Stephan Glass and see how fabricating claims against someone, a group or a corporation ends.

Furthermore, Brave Ben was hit with a stalking charge when he tried to force a signature when he falsly represented himself as a UPS driver making a delivery to get the executive to sign for a package so he, Ben, could approach the home of Joshua Johnson in an attempt to serve Johnson legal documents fraudulently.

Then there were his associates who were spotted taking photos through windows, knocking on doors, and attempting contact over multiple days.

When it comes to taking pictures, it's not tresspassing if you can take a picture inside a residence from public property like a sidewalk or a street BUT if the filming is not a one-time occurrence but a repeated pattern intended to intimidate, threaten or harass you are stalking. Brandon or his associates probably skipped school the day this was being taught in Journalism class. Part 2 of this also says that you can not use specialized equipment to be able to look into the house. Night vision, special lenses like high magnification zoom lenses or electronic devices fall under special equipment. Since we're well aware of the Perverts that read our articles, Yes, if a hottie has the curtains open and is changing her clothes for everyone to see her hot bod, you can take pictures of her using your phone if you're standing on the sidewalk, just so long as your phone's camera hasn't been modified. Remember, just don't touch your Dick when you get home because, then, it becomes voyeurism or use those telescope attachments on your phone because that counts as special eqipment.

From what the BAM Corporate families were saying, Bandit Ben's associates were coming onto their property and taking pictures through their windows. The families claimed that this scared their Children and caused emotional distress.

That's the important word, Emotional Distress because in Utah all a person has to do is claim emotional distress to charge someone with stalking.

Able to afford Ivy League attorneys, even if they do come from Brown, the most likely End Game of filing these charges by Bricks & Minifigs Corporate was to get Benevolant Ben to agree that he — and anyone working directly or indirectly with him — would not make threats against Bricks and Minifigs; engage in property destruction, stalking or trespassing; publish personal contact information; go within 100 yards of the Bricks and Minifigs offices, stores and its owners; impersonate anyone to get a signature or recordings; deface any signs; block any customers or solicit employees of Bricks and Minifigs to get confidential information.

Reckless Ben and his "associates" can still comment on the lawsuit, publish court findings and express "opinions, criticism, satire and/or commentary" through any lawful means.

So kiddies, before you claim to be a reporter and give an opinion always remember to say "In my opinion," before you give it because the exact second you claim to be a journalist, you fall under the Legal Pillars of Journalism.

Reckless Ben And The Pigs

Upset that the Police are doing their job and whining like a Black Man that obviously DINDUNUFFIN, Benny Boy is crying conspiracy because the police, for once, are doing their jobs and not just hanging out at the donut shop getting free donuts by the dozen because the owner knows that as long as the Cops are there, those Mexicans that just moved in won't be robbing him.

Getting arrested for stalking, vandalism, harrassment and trying to get Joshua Johnson to sign legal papers through deception there is obviously a conspiracy against his dumb ass because the Mormon Church has obviously bought out the cops because there's nothing wrong wihe people parading around the houses of BAM executives for days on end and peeking through the windows like a chronically Masturbating teen that doesn't care if he's looking at Granny's old, wrinkled ass or if it's a kid using a toilet, filing frivolous lawsuits or putting up dumb ass signs on BAM property.

Oh, and because the police followed legal channels and filed for a warrant because some people on the Internets were claiming that Bad Boy Ben had Stolen back some of the Mansell's Legos and they wanted to search his AirBNB for said legos, the police and courts are obviously corrupt.

Lately, Reckless Ben has been acting like a Tar Baby that got pinched with 5 grams of Crack on him. It was all planted, he DINDUNUFFIN and there was no reason at all for him to be arrested.

Finally, like a Nigger that has been recently arrested, Benny thought that he was smarter then the Police and didn't need a Lawyer present when he talked to them.

Yes, we can hear the mass Facepalming after that last paragraph. Everyone knows that you call a lawyer before You answer back to a Cop, even when they ask you the time, unless uou want to have 30 unsolved Murders charged against you, because you didn't know that it's always best to STFU and never talk to the police without legal representation.

In the short, all this comes down to is Reckless Ben being a professional retard that thinks that he knows how to get the Mansell's Plastic crap back when someone has to remind him every 5 minutes to breathe.

This ain't going to end well for him.

Tara Strong Has To Get Involved

In her constant attempt to remain relevent and get the Millennials, Generation Z and Generation Alpha to write angry letters in crayon to Bricks & Minifigs Corporate to accuse them that they are entirely responsable for Crystal Law's shady conignment deal with Bryan Mansell, Tara Strong has decided to use her dog whistle voice and her uninspired character voices, like Raven from Teen Titans, to convince her subscribers that BAM stole from the Mansell's and should pay them even though this consignment deal violated the contract Crystal Law had with BAM and was solely between Crystal Law and Bryan Mansell.

Our Big Book Of Ethnic Stereotypes was wrong again. It says the Jews are supposed to be Smart.

Unikitty?

Really?

Nothing like using the most Despised Lego character ever made to get people to join your cause.

You will know that this event has really gone to the Retard level of Hell if Jon Stewart gets involved.

See Also

  • Autism A must have requirement for these stupid toys.
  • Denmark Where these shitty playthings come from
  • Minecraft It draws in the same group of retards
  • Pedophile Admit it, if you're an adult and into this shit, you are one.
  • Virgin Admit it. If you're over 10 and still playing with these things you are one.


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