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*[[Ali David Sonboly]] - Anti-turkroach mass shooter who pwned 9 in Munich | |||
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Revision as of 16:29, 12 July 2025
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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This bastard jerks off while watching National Geographic.
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| Gökmen Tanis | |
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| Born | July 2, 1981 (44 years old) |
| Nationality: | Dutch |
| Origins: | Türk🐺 |
| Occupation | Drug addict, criminal, etc. |
| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 7 (includes an attempt in 2021) |
| Top 50? | Fuck off |
| Style | FPS (2019) Hack'N'Slash (2021), Single player |
| An Hero? | No, v& and stripped of citizenship |
| Motive | Brenton Tarrant butthurt, Turkroach syndrome |
After Brenton Tarrant removed Kebab in New Zealand, butthurt, crying, and bawwing was incredibly widespread across the world, particularly amongst Sandniggers and leftists, but no one would be more of a fucking crybaby about the attacks than Gökmen Tanis☪ζ, a Turkish-Dutch laborer who contributed tons to Dutch society, would get so butthurt about it he would stop his usual turkroach activities of Stealing, sexual harassment, doing drugs, praying to Allah, serving the Jews by replacing the native white population and jerking off to furry porn and actually do something about it, (Ignore the fact that Sunnis like him frequently kill infidels, Christians, Shias, moderate Muslims, Gay people, and literally everyone around them on a daily basis).
Attack
Preparation
To prepare for his attack, Tanis legally purchased a semi-automatic pistol with a suppressor. On the day of the shooting, wrote a "Manifesto" first before hopping in his Renault Clio alongside and heading to the tram station to commit the massacre.
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Shooting
He then got on the tram with a suppressed pistol of undisclosed make and model. He got on the tram and shot 9 people, killing three of them and wounding six. Tanis then got out of the tram despite being completely capable of causing more damage because he was too much of a coward. As he walked out of the train, he shot an oldfag driving a car. This man would later die of his injuries on march 28. The area was put at a level 5 after the attack, since Gökmen had gotten away with it.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 4/20 With a suppressed pistol you did this shit? |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 it's a tram, learn to aim nigga |
| Style: | 15/20 Mudslime with a gun, incredibly rare in Europe |
| Butthurt: | 6/20 people paid attention for like 5 fucking seconds before going back to Tarrant |
| Bonus: | 1/20 faggot |
Aftermath
Tanis, despite getting away with it, would later get caught because he was jerking off to a dog stuck in a glue trap. This resulted in a standoff between Tanis and the glowies, which ended when Tanis surrendered to the police instead of becoming An hero and removing his autistic ass from the gene pool like a caring Mudslime would. Later, in 2020 he was sentenced to Life imprisonment with the possibility of parole, but he will be forced to leave the country if he ever is paroled due to his citizenship being taken away from him in a 2022 ruling. He also was in an engagement and thus was about to get married, and actually getting his fucking life together and he fucked it up at the last moment in honor of the 51 kebabs. Was it worth it, Cuckmen?
Take 2
You'd think that this nigga would learn his lesson that Turkroaches can't kill but this fucking wolf-brained retard tried went for the score AGAIN. This time, he used a Homemade shiv and tried to stab a correctional officer, but the guard was injured minorly and only went to the hosiptal by choice.
| Kill count: | 0/20 1 injury |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 at least this fucker hurt somebody, Unlike others |
| Style: | 0/20 Stab stab durka durka |
| Butthurt: | 0/20 Nobody cares about prison drama |
| Bonus: | -1/20 minus 1 for being a Turk |
Memorial
In 2023, the Victims of the attack were commemorated by one piece of metal with a gay poem scribbled on it. Dozens of people attended the memorial's opening, giving attention this faggot doesn't deserve. A conservative kebab politician named Dilan Yeşilgöz☪ attended and apologized to those who had lost a family member to this Islamist attack done by one of her own kind that was bad enough to claim 4 lives yet was not deadly enough to capitalize on it for personal profit or possible political agendas
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What a faggy poem
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Oldfag laying flowers
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Mayor speaking
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Couldn't even get the Poland flag right
See also
- Islam - Why he did it.
- Brenton Tarrant - Why he BAWWW'd.
- Terrorism - What he did.
- Masteroogwgay - Another Turkroach invader ruining the Netherlands. His real name is Ömer Sastim.
- Tristan van der Vlis - Another Dutch high scorer who only killed 2 more people than Tanis despite having an AR-15, a 1911, and a .44 revolver.
- Sri Lanka 2019 Terrorist Attacks - Some more fuckers who were butthurt over Brenton's kebab removal.
- Payton Gendron - Another murderous zoophile, except he targeted niggers instead of infidels.
- Colin Ferguson - 1993 edition. Also shot white people, except he was a Christian.
- Furfag
- Drugs
- Aaron Bushnell, Ryan Routh - 2 other fuckwits who ended/ruined their lives respectively over some bullshit going on in a different country.
- Ali David Sonboly - Anti-turkroach mass shooter who pwned 9 in Munich
External links
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