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{{ib|[[File:Benmoynihan.png|250px]] <br> '''This loser never scored'''}} | {{ib|[[File:Benmoynihan.png|250px]] <br> '''This loser never scored'''}} | ||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ben Moynihan'''</big>}} | {{Ibhead|<big>'''Ben Moynihan'''</big>}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 1996}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[British]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png|25px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[British]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png|25px]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases:'''|"The [[Tomb Raider]] Stabber" <br> "The [[Elliot Rodger|virgin]] teen attempted serial killer" <br> "'''The Unhappy Geezer'''"}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 {{Hover|cunts shaved up by shanking|wounded}}}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 {{Hover|cunts shaved up by shanking|wounded}}}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[ | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Epic fail|Not even close]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Shank'n'slash}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[London|Shank'n'slash]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic fail|V& for 21 years]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Incel|Incel rage]] | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Incel|Incel rage]], [[Asperger|Autism]] & [[Sick Fuck|Gerontophilic desires]]}} | ||
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'''Ben Moynihan''' | '''Ben Moynihan''', AKA {{Glowtext|'''The Unhappy Geezer'''}} was a [[Cereal|serial]] killer wannabe, [[Old people|gerontophilic]] [[British|britfag]] teen who went [[Elliot Rodger|ER]] at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-[[kike]] half-[[chink]] [[Elliot Rodger]], he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an <s>Omega</s> Beta male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies and all of the wimmenz (except for one, who is not a woman, just a young lady who was fucking 20) he shanked, survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an [[American]], he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met [[Bubba]]. | ||
[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|'''Fuck | [[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|'''Fuck those ladies, lets go amuck''' - Ben Moynihan, after the [[Elliot Rodger|5/23]]]] | ||
{{Clear}} | {{Clear}} | ||
==Gear== | ==Gear== | ||
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== His letters == | == His letters == | ||
[[File:Ben-Moynihanletter.jpg]] | [[File:Ben-Moynihanletter.jpg|thumb|left|500px|"The Unhappy Geezer". Notice the Tomb Raider 2 symbol there.]] | ||
[[File:Moynihanloletter.jpg]] | [[File:Moynihanloletter.jpg|thumb|right|750px|Ben's least edgelord moments]] | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
V&Moynihan.jpg|Say hello to Bubba. Oh, also good riddance | V&Moynihan.jpg|Say hello to <s>Bubba</s> Boobah (Britfag version of [[Bubba]]). Oh, also good riddance | ||
BenLeKnives.jpg|Le knivar used by Ben | BenLeKnives.jpg|Le knivar used by Ben | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
[[File:BenMScored.png|thumb|center|Hope he can see this when he gets out of the jail]] | |||
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - What he wanted to be | *[[Elliot Rodger]] - What he wanted to be | ||
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s | *[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s | ||
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - Another incel half-britfag who went [[Columbine]] | *[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - Another incel half-britfag who went [[Columbine]] | ||
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, [[Electric Boogaloo]] | *[[Jake Davison]] - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, [[Electric Boogaloo]] | ||
*[[High Score/Loserinfo]] - Where he deserves to go | |||
*[[Old people]] | *[[Old people]] | ||
*[[Virgin|Incel]] | *[[Virgin|Incel]] | ||
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*[[Generation Z]] | *[[Generation Z]] | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{Aspies}} | {{Aspies}} | ||
Revision as of 16:22, 14 December 2024
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| Ben Moynihan | |
| Born: | Ca. 1996 |
| Nationality: | British 
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| Aliases: | "The Tomb Raider Stabber" "The virgin teen attempted serial killer" "The Unhappy Geezer" |
| Highscore | 3 cunts shaved up by shanking |
| Top 50? | Not even close |
| Style | Shank'n'slash |
| An Hero? | No, V& for 21 years |
| Motive | Incel rage, Autism & Gerontophilic desires |
Ben Moynihan, AKA The Unhappy Geezer was a serial killer wannabe, gerontophilic britfag teen who went ER at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an Omega Beta male in 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies and all of the wimmenz (except for one, who is not a woman, just a young lady who was fucking 20) he shanked, survived. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met Bubba.
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Say hello toBubbaBoobah (Britfag version of Bubba). Oh, also good riddance -
Le knivar used by Ben
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 All three elderly victims survived |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Shank in better areas, kid |
| Style: | 0/20 Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Only news exclusive to Britain |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Omega male stabber |
Wanted Level:
Do you have any idea
why I've stopped you, sir?
See also
- Elliot Rodger - What he wanted to be
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s
- Chris Harper-Mercer - Another incel half-britfag who went Columbine
- Jake Davison - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, Electric Boogaloo
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he deserves to go
- Old people
- Incel
- Alex Hribal
- Generation Z
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