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{{Spoiler|[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] won the [[2024 USA Presidential Elections|election]], may we hail our god a second time}} | |||
[[File:KamalaHooker.jpg|thumb|250px|Cumala Whorris, future [[President]] of the [[Jewnited States]], on her way to suck [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu's]] dick.]] | [[File:KamalaHooker.jpg|thumb|250px|Cumala Whorris, future [[President]] of the [[Jewnited States]], on her way to suck [[Israel|Benjamin Netanyahu's]] dick.]] | ||
[[File:Cackles.png|thumb|This could | [[File:Cackles.png|thumb|This could have been [[your]] next [[President]].]] | ||
'''Kamala Devi Harris''', not to be confused with the late professional wrestler [[Kamala Harris|James "Kamala" Harris]], is a totally mid {{Age|1964|10|20}}-year-old [[Politician|prostitute]] turned [[Democrat]] [[Prostitute|politician]] who | '''Kamala Devi Harris''', not to be confused with the late professional wrestler [[Kamala Harris|James "Kamala" Harris]], is a totally mid {{Age|1964|10|20}}-year-old [[Politician|prostitute]] turned [[Democrat]] [[Prostitute|politician]] who is notable for serving as the 49th [[Shit nobody cares about|Vice President]] of the [[United States]] and running for [[President]] in the [[2024]] election in a failed attempt to defeat [[Donald Trump]]. A former [[Lawyer|prosecutor]], Kamala is known for being a massive [[hypocrite]] who says that people shouldn't be in [[prison]] for having [[weed]] despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly [[black]] [[California]]ns for marijuana possession. She is also known for frequently [[Batshit crazy|laughing like a hyena]] and having a massive [[Cock|pseudo-penis]] like [[Michelle Obama]] or a hyena. | ||
Harris | Harris served as Vice President and so-called "''[[Illegal immigrant|Border Czar]]''" under [[Joe Biden]], a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a [[rapist]] and a [[racist]]. But hey, anything for power, [[amirite]]? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the [[married]] [[Old|60-year-old]] Mayor of [[San Francisco|San Franshitsco]]. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's [[BBC|brown willy]] to [[OnlyFans|get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities]]. She later dated [[Jerry Springer|talk show]] host [[Montel Williams]]. In [[2014]], Kamala finally decided to stop [[thot]]ting around with [[Old|geriatric]] [[NIGGERS|black guys]] and married [[lawyer]], professional [[Jew]], and noted domestic abuser [[Who?|Doug Emhoff]]{{jew}}. | ||
The majority of [[13-year-old girl|little girls]] with [[Abuse|emotionally abusive]] [[liberal]] [[mother]]s view Kamala Harris as a [[Celebrity|role model]] who serves as living proof that [[blowjob|sucking the dick]] of a powerful man in [[politics]] will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an [[obnoxious]], [[mentally retarded]] [[hypocrite]] with a third-rate [[pussy]]. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with [[ADHD]], Harris actually | The majority of [[13-year-old girl|little girls]] with [[Abuse|emotionally abusive]] [[liberal]] [[mother]]s view Kamala Harris as a [[Celebrity|role model]] who serves as living proof that [[blowjob|sucking the dick]] of a powerful man in [[politics]] will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an [[obnoxious]], [[mentally retarded]] [[hypocrite]] with a third-rate [[pussy]]. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with [[ADHD]], Harris actually had a very real chance of becoming [[President]] and getting her hands on the [[Nuke|nuclear launch codes]] – Fortunately, if there's one thing Donald Trump has always been good at, it's [[Domestic violence|beating women]]. | ||
... [[2016 Presidential Election|in elections we mean]]... and perhaps also [[Facepunch|in the face]] if need be. | |||
<center>"I'm just like you!!" - KamalAI analyzing the price distribution and consumer demographics of a gas station like an average American</center> | |||
<center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmGMwXoBQGQ</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmGMwXoBQGQ</youtube></center> | ||
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== Whoring Your Way To The Top == | == Whoring Your Way To The Top == | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
[[File:Furries Fur Harris.jpg|thumb|This endoresment single-handedly lost Harris the election. And yes, [[srsly|they really did draw her as a hyena]].]] | |||
* [[2024 USA Presidential Elections]] | |||
* [[Donald Trump]] | |||
* [[Pajeet]] | |||
* [[Kamala Harris]] - The real Kamala. | * [[Kamala Harris]] - The real Kamala. | ||
* [[Hillary Clinton]] - The white version of her. | * [[Hillary Clinton]] - The [[Cracker|white]] version of her. | ||
* [[Dianne Feinstein]] - Another skank who rose to power after her boss, a San Francisco homo groomer politician, was capped. | * [[Dianne Feinstein]] - Another skank who rose to power after her boss, a San Francisco homo groomer politician, was capped. | ||
* [[Barack Obama]] - Another gross foreigner who became POTUS despite being ineligible. | * [[Barack Obama]] - Another gross foreigner who became POTUS despite being ineligible. | ||
* [[Joe Biden]] - Her boss that she's called a racist and a rapist. Apparently neither of those things matter to her though. | * [[Joe Biden]] - Her boss that she's called a racist and a rapist. Apparently neither of those things matter to her though, [[Truth|since she's a fucking dumbass]]. | ||
* [[Montel Williams]] - Her ex. | * [[Montel Williams]] - Her ex. | ||
* [[Tim Walz]] - Her current fuckbuddy | |||
* [[JD Vance]] - Her rival's fuckbuddy | |||
* [[Dumbfuck]] | * [[Dumbfuck]] | ||
* [[Butterface]] | * [[Butterface]] | ||
* [[Hotard]] | * [[Hotard]] | ||
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{{Whores}} | {{Whores}} | ||
{{Politics}} | {{Politics}} |
Latest revision as of 22:37, 13 November 2024
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Kamala Devi Harris, not to be confused with the late professional wrestler James "Kamala" Harris, is a totally mid 60-year-old prostitute turned Democrat politician who is notable for serving as the 49th Vice President of the United States and running for President in the 2024 election in a failed attempt to defeat Donald Trump. A former prosecutor, Kamala is known for being a massive hypocrite who says that people shouldn't be in prison for having weed despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly black Californians for marijuana possession. She is also known for frequently laughing like a hyena and having a massive pseudo-penis like Michelle Obama or a hyena.
Harris served as Vice President and so-called "Border Czar" under Joe Biden, a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a rapist and a racist. But hey, anything for power, amirite? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the married 60-year-old Mayor of San Franshitsco. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's brown willy to get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities. She later dated talk show host Montel Williams. In 2014, Kamala finally decided to stop thotting around with geriatric black guys and married lawyer, professional Jew, and noted domestic abuser Doug Emhoff✡.
The majority of little girls with emotionally abusive liberal mothers view Kamala Harris as a role model who serves as living proof that sucking the dick of a powerful man in politics will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an obnoxious, mentally retarded hypocrite with a third-rate pussy. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with ADHD, Harris actually had a very real chance of becoming President and getting her hands on the nuclear launch codes – Fortunately, if there's one thing Donald Trump has always been good at, it's beating women.
... in elections we mean... and perhaps also in the face if need be.
Whoring Your Way To The Top
In the early 1990s, 29-year-old Kamala Harris, who was at the time the deputy district attorney of Alameda County, began giving the ol' hawk tuah to San Francisco mayor Willie Lewis Brown Jr., a married man who was twice her age at the time. In exchange for Kamala's dangerously toothy blowjobs, Willie rewarded her by appointing her to several commissions to help advance her career.
—Willie Brown, defending nepotism. |
—Harris, defending whoring herself out to Willie Brown. |
Despite Willie's blatant nepotism, Kamala decided to show what an ungrateful bitch she is by stating that she would still lock him up if he got caught jaywalking. Presumably it was this sort of bitchery by Kamala that led to the two eventually breaking up in 1995.
—Willie Brown, realizing he shouldn't have stuck his dick in crazy |
2020 Democrat Primaries
In 2020, Kamala Harris was one of at least 100 Democrats who attempted to run for President. Unfortunately for her, she ended up getting bodied so hard by Hawaii congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard during the Democratic Primaries that she ended up immediately dropping out. You can watch this brutal pwning below in all its glory.
Cumdumpster in Chief
After Harris got BTFO by Tulsi, former Vice President Joe Biden would go on to win the 2020 Democratic nomination despite being a pedophile, a rapist, a racist and a dementia-ridden vegetable. Because Joe Biden is so smart, he decided that his Vice Presidential pick should be an African-American woman of sub-par sexual attractiveness in order to better appeal to the average le 56% voter. But because Joe Biden is a racist and a retard, he instead chose Kamala Harris as his VP despite the fact that neither Jamaicans nor Indians are from fucking Africa.
The Whoreder Czar
Game Joever
On July 21, 2024, U.S. "President" Joe Biden abruptly ended his reelection bid after weeks of his fellow Democrats telling him to drop the fuck out. This was a result of both Biden's horrendous performance at the first presidential debate on June 27th, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump on July 13th and all of the polls for the past month making it abundantly clear that Joe about to be assraped by Donald Trump in November should he be the Democrats' nominee.
See Also
- 2024 USA Presidential Elections
- Donald Trump
- Pajeet
- Kamala Harris - The real Kamala.
- Hillary Clinton - The white version of her.
- Dianne Feinstein - Another skank who rose to power after her boss, a San Francisco homo groomer politician, was capped.
- Barack Obama - Another gross foreigner who became POTUS despite being ineligible.
- Joe Biden - Her boss that she's called a racist and a rapist. Apparently neither of those things matter to her though, since she's a fucking dumbass.
- Montel Williams - Her ex.
- Tim Walz - Her current fuckbuddy
- JD Vance - Her rival's fuckbuddy
- Dumbfuck
- Butterface
- Hotard
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