Marijuana Addiction

Now we know why she always has the munchies

After decades of being lied to by The Man with fabrications such as Marijuana will cause normal, Honest White Men to want to have sex with double forheaded Black chicks like Michelle Obama, rob banks, overthrow the establishment or allow Mexicans to take back America's South West, Millennials and aging hippy, pot heads such as Tommy Ching-Chong that have been exposed to these falsehoods and lulzy, lie filled movies like Reefer Madness, are less likely to believe the truth that Marijuana is an addictive drug, Claims Morgan Fox The National Cannabis Industry Association’s chief spokesman.

Rehabilitation Clinics have said that Marijuana addiction and withdrawal has begun presenting itself more in the modern age because of selective breeding and genetic manipulation of the marijuana plant. In the 60s and the days of Timothy Leary when potheads were rolling around in the mud getting high, the max THC level in the Weed they were smoking maxed out at 4 maybe 5%. In the modern age, THC levels may be as high as 30% while Marijuana extracts, concentrates and oils may reach well over 9000%.

As Capitalism has predicted, Weed has simply gotten better because of legalization, good old fashioned Americunt greed and trying to run the competition out of business by offering a far superior product.

	“	Weed is just so much better today	„
	—Tommy Chong

Addiction

The National Cannabis Industry Association has reported that 5 to 10% of consistent Weed Smokers will become addicted to weed and the popular excuse that they're pushing is that the user is not aware of how potent weed has become or how strong extracts and oils are. Much like a fat kid at an all you can eat buffet, they over consume until they've become like a cigarette smoker, a 600 pound food addict or your sister and her cravings for the cock and need to smoke constantly to avoid the painful physical and psychological withdrawls that come when they abstain.

Marijuana addiction is like many other addictions in that Marijuana is like getting pussy whipped by a bitch of a woman in that it takes over your life without your even knowing. You'll devote every waking minute and dollar to it until everything you own has been handed over to the bitch to keep her happy and standing beside you until you have nothing left and you're giving hummers in blind alleys for a nickle bag because you're hoping to get her back.

Unlike other drugs, doctors say, Marijuana addiction may take years to develop so it's a drug that takes some real commitment if you want to get addicted to it. Like any other drug, if you can't start the day without burning one the same way a Heroin addict has to stick a needle in their arm to get back to normal - you're an addict and need to quit.

Withdrawls

	“	Don't smoke dope when you're stoned. You don't get any higher, all you do is lower your supply of dope.	„
	—Billy Crystal

Withdrawls from Marijuana are like any other drug but because weed includes the hand to mouth experience like cigarettes - it also includes a habit that must be broken as well. Marijuana withdrawl include insomnia, night sweats, the shits, trembling muscles and an overwhelming desire to sell your ass to, or suck off any one and everyone you ever smoked with just for a free puff.

You might try to convince yourself that you can quit anytime by doing baby doses but that takes willpower that you do not have and within 3 days you'll be breaking into every pot-head's house you know so you can steal their stash, like an untrustworthy whore stealing a John's wallet from his pants because the need for an easy fix has made you willing to do anything so you can burn yourself away into that perfect jello blob lying in a bean bag chair.

Look at it this way, becoming a pot thief gives you the chance to start over and make new friends in jail and on the street because nobody likes a thief and all your old friends will have told you to go fuck yourself by now.

If you really need a hit, you could do what all the Potheads do and beg Twitter for money, saying something came up and you need money for food so you can get your prescription filled by the corner pharmacist.