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'''.22 Long Rifle''' is a faggot [[micropenis|failiber]] used by [[Autism|sensory overload faggots]] such as [[Cho]], [[Éric Borel]], Julian Knight, [[Sebastian Bosse]], [[The Finnisher]], and some time in the near future, [[you]]. | |||
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== Notorious .22niggers== | ==Notorious .22niggers== | ||
* [[Cho]] | * [[Adam Lanza]] - Aspie who used a .22 to kill his mother. | ||
* [[ | * [[Arcan Cetin]] - Shot up a mall with a .22 hunting rifle. | ||
* [[Éric Borel]] | * [[Brenda Ann Spencer]] - [[Wimmin]] sniper with a .22 rifle. | ||
* [[ | * [[Cho Seung-Hui]] - [[Azn]] who killed 32 college liberals, but mostly used his 9mm [[Glock]]. | ||
* [[Kip Kinkel]] | * [[Derrick Bird]] - Britfag who used a .22 rifle to shoot his brother 11 times, but after that he mostly used his shotgun for his rampage. | ||
* [[TJ Lane]], | * [[Éric Borel]] - Baguette person and [[angsty teen]] who has the highest .22-only score. | ||
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] | * [[Hayden Jagst]] - Foot porn addict and incel who used a .22 rifle to kill his daddy before going on the run. | ||
* [[ | * [[Israel]] - Issues to soldiers as a [[No|"non-lethal weapon"]] for [[High Score|riot control]]. | ||
* [[Sebastian Bosse]] | * [[Kip Kinkel]] - Daddy bought him a .22 rifle AND pistol. | ||
* [[ | * [[Kosta Kecmanović]] - Like Cho, he carried a .22 as backup. | ||
* [[ | * [[Michael Carneal]] - Similar to the TJ Lane fellow mentioned below, Carneal emptied a 10-bullet .22 Ruger on his classmates, reducing 3 to 0 HP. | ||
* [[Mr. Saari]] - Pekka-Eric Auvinen 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]], but he managed to get 2 more kills than Pekka. | |||
* [[Noah Esbensen]] - [[LMFAO|Used a single-shot .22 rifle for a mass shooting]]. By far the shittiest weapon on this list. | |||
* [[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]] - Finn and self-proclaimed "antisocial social Darwinist" who killed 8 with his Sig Mosquito. | |||
* [[Philip Manshaus]] - Killed his [[Adopted|Chinese]] [[Stepsister Fuck|stepsister]] with one. | |||
* [[Sebastian Bosse]] - [[German|Jewgasser]] who injured 38 and [[Epic Fail|DIDN'T GET A SINGLE KILL LOL]]. | |||
* [[TJ Lane]] - Carried a newer version of Kinkel's [[Plants vs. Zombies|peashooter]]. | |||
* [[William Atchison]] - Had a .22 but kept it as backup. | |||
==How to Troll a .22fag== | ==How to Troll a .22fag== | ||
*Tell them that .22fags | *Tell them that .22fags can't hit shit and have never gotten more than [[butthurt|15 kills]]. | ||
*Pull out a real gun and fire a shot. This will scare them and make them [ | *Pull out a real gun and fire a shot. This will scare them and make them [[Joey The Autist|make Assburger noises]] | ||
* Remind them if they try to go for the high score with their shitty .22 | *Remind them that if they try to go for the high score with their shitty .22 wannabe [[Assault rifle|AR-15]] they will be nothing like [[Anders]] and will instead be more like [[Couch Cuck]] or [[Door Cuck]]. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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.22 Long Rifle is a faggot failiber used by sensory overload faggots such as Cho, Éric Borel, Julian Knight, Sebastian Bosse, The Finnisher, and some time in the near future, you.
Lore
In 1887, J Stevens arms and tools company shit out this manchild caliber. That's literally the only thing relevant about its history.
Popularity
.22 Long Rifle was adopted by the Boy Scouts To train their New members. The caliber is also extremely popular amongst ass burgers with a Fetish Special interest in firearms but Don't want their wittle eaws to get huwt. When Autists get overly butthurt about society, They also use these "firearms" to Have danguwus, scawy adventuwes. The caliber is popular due to it having little to no recoil, which is odd since 95% of.22 Owners like "recoil" in their booty cheeks
Gallery
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.22fag getting Zero Kills, as usual
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.22s can still be Assault rifles, which gives them foot-wide exit wounds.
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If this was true, .22niggers wouldn't be the laughingstock of the gun community -
An example of a .22 "Weapon"
Notorious .22niggers
- Adam Lanza - Aspie who used a .22 to kill his mother.
- Arcan Cetin - Shot up a mall with a .22 hunting rifle.
- Brenda Ann Spencer - Wimmin sniper with a .22 rifle.
- Cho Seung-Hui - Azn who killed 32 college liberals, but mostly used his 9mm Glock.
- Derrick Bird - Britfag who used a .22 rifle to shoot his brother 11 times, but after that he mostly used his shotgun for his rampage.
- Éric Borel - Baguette person and angsty teen who has the highest .22-only score.
- Hayden Jagst - Foot porn addict and incel who used a .22 rifle to kill his daddy before going on the run.
- Israel - Issues to soldiers as a "non-lethal weapon" for riot control.
- Kip Kinkel - Daddy bought him a .22 rifle AND pistol.
- Kosta Kecmanović - Like Cho, he carried a .22 as backup.
- Michael Carneal - Similar to the TJ Lane fellow mentioned below, Carneal emptied a 10-bullet .22 Ruger on his classmates, reducing 3 to 0 HP.
- Mr. Saari - Pekka-Eric Auvinen 2: Electric Boogaloo, but he managed to get 2 more kills than Pekka.
- Noah Esbensen - Used a single-shot .22 rifle for a mass shooting. By far the shittiest weapon on this list.
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen - Finn and self-proclaimed "antisocial social Darwinist" who killed 8 with his Sig Mosquito.
- Philip Manshaus - Killed his Chinese stepsister with one.
- Sebastian Bosse - Jewgasser who injured 38 and DIDN'T GET A SINGLE KILL LOL.
- TJ Lane - Carried a newer version of Kinkel's peashooter.
- William Atchison - Had a .22 but kept it as backup.
How to Troll a .22fag
- Tell them that .22fags can't hit shit and have never gotten more than 15 kills.
- Pull out a real gun and fire a shot. This will scare them and make them make Assburger noises
- Remind them that if they try to go for the high score with their shitty .22 wannabe AR-15 they will be nothing like Anders and will instead be more like Couch Cuck or Door Cuck.
See also
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.22 Long Rifle is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
| Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
| Haters gonna hate: | |
| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Prosper family murders |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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