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'''Ilya Ivanistov''' was a 17-year-old neo-Nazi failure who decided that school sucks and shot and [[Epic fail|injured one person]] before committing suicide. 2 other losers broke their legs after jumping from a second-floor window, leaving a pathetic count of three normies injured and his own death, becoming an inspirational role model for future generations of other failures and unsuccessful school shooters. | '''Ilya Ivanistov'''{{Nazi}} was a 17-year-old neo-Nazi failure who decided that school sucks and shot and [[Epic fail|injured one person]] before committing suicide. 2 other losers broke their legs after jumping from a second-floor window, leaving a pathetic count of three normies injured and his own death, becoming an inspirational role model for future generations of other failures and unsuccessful school shooters. | ||
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== Today is the day! == | |||
[[Randy Stair|Our loser]] on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university ([[Powerword|Barabinsk College]]) and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our [[Lulz|education]], we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it [[Fact|has no encyclopedic value]]. Anyways... you're a fag. | [[Randy Stair|Our loser]] on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university ([[Powerword|Barabinsk College]]) and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our [[Lulz|education]], we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it [[Fact|has no encyclopedic value]]. Anyways... you're a fag. | ||
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Ilya Ivanistov is yet another mediocre mass failing article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
Ilya Ivanistov卐 was a 17-year-old neo-Nazi failure who decided that school sucks and shot and injured one person before committing suicide. 2 other losers broke their legs after jumping from a second-floor window, leaving a pathetic count of three normies injured and his own death, becoming an inspirational role model for future generations of other failures and unsuccessful school shooters.
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| Nationality: | Ruskie 
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| Highscore | Injured 3 (1 by gunfire) |
| Top 50? | Not even close |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Today is the day!
Our loser on 10th may 2018 entered a classroom at his fucking university (Barabinsk College) and injured a person; (with a fucking single shot) After leaving a whole class of shit parasites unharmed from the building, he committed suicide and left a mark in this series of attacks on pseudo-educational institutions. The security man was not there when the attack occurred, so he had the opportunity to have reached a considerable amount of dead, but instead of that he failed miserably and made we disappointed and now, as a sign of our education, we published an article in the name of this pathetic disgrace, although it has no encyclopedic value. Anyways... you're a fag.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 Russian Asa Coon |
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| Accuracy: | 0/20 NOBODY DIED |
| Style: | 2/20 Cockumbine Copycat with neonazi mix |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 Who cares? |
| Bonus: | 5/20 For an hero |
Wanted Level:
Kindergarten Crossing Guard
Gallery
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Faggot -
The blood of his first and last direct victim -
His victim -
An hero -
Ilya looking as his american comrade
See also
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he deserves to go.
- Asa Coon - His 'Murican daddy, like Vlad and Eric.
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