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'''Ben Moynihan''', AKA {{Glowtext|'''The Unhappy Geezer'''}} was a [[Cereal|serial]] killer wannabe, [[Old people|gerontophilic]] [[British|britfag]] teen who went [[Elliot Rodger|ER]] at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-[[kike]] half-[[chink]] [[Elliot Rodger]], he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an <s>Omega</s> Beta male | '''Ben Moynihan''', AKA {{Glowtext|'''The Unhappy Geezer'''}} was a [[Cereal|serial]] killer wannabe, [[Old people|gerontophilic]] [[British|britfag]] teen who went [[Elliot Rodger|ER]] at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-[[kike]] half-[[chink]] [[Elliot Rodger]], he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an <s>Omega</s> Beta male on 20th and 29th June and 11th July, 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies, aged 20, 45 and 61, and all of the wimmenz (except for one, who is not a woman, just a young lady who was fucking 20) he shanked, survived. The Unhappy Geezer was arrested just {{Hover|2 days after his 3rd victim's attack|13th July, 2014}} and after he sent a letter to the Portsmouth police department. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an [[American]], he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met [[Bubba]]. | ||
[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|'''Fuck those ladies, lets go amuck''' - Ben Moynihan, after the [[Elliot Rodger|5/23]]]] | [[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|'''Fuck those ladies, lets go amuck''' - Ben Moynihan, after the [[Elliot Rodger|5/23]]]] | ||
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* | *2 great knives that the Unhappy Geezer used. '''Does 25~30 points of damage''' | ||
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{{GradedScore|0|All three elderly victims survived|2|Shank in better areas, kid|0|Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe| | {{GradedScore|0|All three elderly victims survived|2|Shank in better areas, kid|0|Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe|3| Was on britain's news and in teens who kill (Britfag exclusive TV show)|5|[[Beta Uprsing|Omega]] male stabber|10|Z-|You're only 17, brat. Why would you be thinking about how women think of you now?}} | ||
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Half-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Police_pedalo.png|120px]]|customdesc=Do you have any idea <br> why I've stopped you, sir?}} | {{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Half-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Police_pedalo.png|120px]]|customdesc=Do you have any idea <br> why I've stopped you, sir?}} | ||
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[[File:BenMScored.png|thumb|center|Hope he can see this when he gets out of the jail]] | [[File:BenMScored.png|thumb|center|Hope he can see this when he gets out of the jail]] | ||
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - What he wanted to be | *[[Elliot Rodger]] - What he wanted to be | ||
*[[Michael Ryan]] - Beta male who spreg out on 1980s | |||
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s | *[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s | ||
*[[Derrick Bird]] - Ben's lost uncle and sigma spree shooter. | |||
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - Another incel half-britfag who went [[Columbine]] | *[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - Another incel half-britfag who went [[Columbine]] | ||
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, [[Electric Boogaloo]] | *[[Jake Davison]] - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, [[Electric Boogaloo]] | ||
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Revision as of 15:11, 15 December 2024
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Ben Moynihan | |
| Born: | Ca. 1996 |
| Nationality: | British 
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| Aliases: | "The Tomb Raider Stabber" "The virgin teen attempted serial killer" "The Unhappy Geezer" |
| Highscore | 3 cunts shaved up by shanking |
| Top 50? | Not even close |
| Style | Shank'n'slash |
| An Hero? | No, V& for 21 years |
| Motive | Incel rage, Autism & Gerontophilic desires |
Ben Moynihan, AKA The Unhappy Geezer was a serial killer wannabe, gerontophilic britfag teen who went ER at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an Omega Beta male on 20th and 29th June and 11th July, 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies, aged 20, 45 and 61, and all of the wimmenz (except for one, who is not a woman, just a young lady who was fucking 20) he shanked, survived. The Unhappy Geezer was arrested just 2 days after his 3rd victim's attack and after he sent a letter to the Portsmouth police department. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met Bubba.
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His letters
The letter's quotes
—Ben's 1st letter to the police | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Gallery
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Say hello toBubbaBoobah (Britfag version of Bubba). Oh, also good riddance -
Le knivar used by Ben
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 All three elderly victims survived |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Shank in better areas, kid |
| Style: | 0/20 Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Was on britain's news and in teens who kill (Britfag exclusive TV show) |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Omega male stabber |
Wanted Level:
Do you have any idea
why I've stopped you, sir?
See also
- Elliot Rodger - What he wanted to be
- Michael Ryan - Beta male who spreg out on 1980s
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s
- Derrick Bird - Ben's lost uncle and sigma spree shooter.
- Chris Harper-Mercer - Another incel half-britfag who went Columbine
- Jake Davison - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, Electric Boogaloo
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he deserves to go
- Old people
- Incel
- Alex Hribal
- Generation Z
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