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'''Colt Gray''' is some | '''Colt Gray''' is some tranny-looking {{age|2010|1|14}}-year-old who shoot up his school with a higscore of [[Epic Fail| 4 pwnings.]], His [[Discord|Shitcord]] username meant [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]] in [[Russia|russian]] so its clear this kid has some fucking issues. | ||
Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been | Due to his actions, [[autists|people]] on social media have been posting threats to schools in the area, these empty threats are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame and a shameful public display of faggotry by fellow spergs, [[DO IT FAGGOT|dont do this]] unless you wanna get [[V&]]. | ||
==High-Score Attempt== | ==High-Score Attempt== | ||
[[File:AppleGun.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Colt's Colt]] | [[File:AppleGun.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Colt's Colt]] | ||
On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening them | On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening to shoot them up, likely in an attempt to gain more time to shoot classmates while the police was busy searching said other schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving [[Special Education|his algebra class]], grabbing his AR-15 and hiding it with a banner he made for mother's day to congratulate his crackhead whore of a mother for being 2 days clean, he turned around and [[Chimp out|fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets]]. | ||
He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow [[autistic]] [[nigger]], a teacher who left the room like a | He then '''FINALLY''' managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow [[autistic]] [[nigger]], a teacher who left the room like a sissy and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button used at Apalachee, Colt run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse. | ||
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[[File:Colt's Gay.png|250px|thumb|Other part [[emo]]]] | [[File:Colt's Gay.png|250px|thumb|Other part [[emo]]]] | ||
Colt Gray had a rough life, taking many | Colt Gray had a rough life, taking one too many beatings from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids the moment they drop their first [[Nigger|hard r]]. Samuel Colt 22's parents were [[divorce|divorced]] which just adds more fuel to the fire. [[Shit nobody cares about|Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk]]. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school.... | ||
He had a highscore obsession | He had a highscore obsession with other notable school shooters such as [[Adam Lanza]] likely being inspired by actually successful massacres like [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Sandy Hook]] and [[Nikolas Cruz|Parkland]] he had two decisions: '''A.''' Keep it a secret or '''B.''' TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A [[Pedophile|DISCORD]] GROUP. If you guessed '''B''' you deserve a free pizza: [[Offended?|Click here to claim it, fat ass.]] | ||
==Loadout== | ==Loadout== | ||
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Good rifle, great Christmas gift! | Good rifle, great Christmas gift! | ||
*'''Does 50-60 | *'''Does 50-60 pts. of damage''' | ||
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=="Investigationz"== | =="Investigationz"== | ||
After changing his pedocord username to [[Adam Lanza]]'s surname in [[Russia|Russian]] and | After changing his pedocord username to [[Adam Lanza]]'s surname in [[Russia|Russian]] and telling everyone how he wants to comitt a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and then become [[An Hero]], He of course got [[FBI|V&]] [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1622451/police-questioning-georgia-shooter-colt-gray-his-dad-for-threatening-to-shoot-up-the-school-in-2023/] The [[FBI]] did jackshit to stop him because of course, we know how they handled his [[Nikolas Cruz|idol]] years ago when he posted that [[YouTube]] comment. Colty got out of this mess by saying that he dindu nuffin, and just like a guilty nigger this allowed him to stay free and to not end up becoming Bubba's [[buttbuddy]], He was obviously groomed by the [[FBI|FBI]] aswell. | ||
<center><youtube>g2N2w4gvPsk</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>g2N2w4gvPsk</youtube></center> | ||
Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his [[Rapist|father]] makes him start [[Autism|stimming]]. | Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his [[Rapist|father]] makes him start [[Autism|stimming]]. | ||
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==Dad's Reaction== | ==Dad's Reaction== | ||
[[File:ColtRage.png|120px|thumb|left|Stephen King Inspired?]] | [[File:ColtRage.png|120px|thumb|left|Stephen King Inspired?]] | ||
Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about | Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about minding whatever the fuck it is that you say online, He chose to get him an ([[Assault Rifle|AR-15]]) as a [[Christmas|christmas gift]] [[Ethan Crumbley|that would later be used in the massacre]] have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No | ||
==Victims ;(== | ==Victims ;(== | ||
*'''Christina Irmie''', 53 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Math teacher who got subtracted! | *'''Christina Irmie''', 53 [[File:Pedo bear too old.png|50px]] - Math teacher who got subtracted! | ||
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File:ColtGray3.jpg|Manliest twink | File:ColtGray3.jpg|Manliest twink | ||
File:ColtGray4.jpg|From an [[Roleplay|ERP]] sesh | File:ColtGray4.jpg|From an [[Roleplay|ERP]] sesh | ||
File:ColtGray5.jpg | File:ColtGray5.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:ColtGray6.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]] | File:ColtGray6.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT]] | ||
File:ColtGray7.jpg|Maybe his aim would have been better if he remembered these? | File:ColtGray7.jpg|Maybe his aim would have been better if he remembered these? | ||
File:ColtGray8.jpg|Gettin' freaky. | File:ColtGray8.jpg|Gettin' freaky. | ||
File:ColtGray8B.png | File:ColtGray8B.png | ||
File:ColtGray9.jpg|Which sick pedo got this one from him? | File:ColtGray9.jpg|Which sick pedo got this one from him? | ||
File:ColtGray10.jpeg | File:ColtGray10.jpeg | ||
File:ColtGray11.png|Faggotry | File:ColtGray11.png|Faggotry | ||
File:ColtGray12.png|Those emo days | File:ColtGray12.png|Those emo days | ||
File:ColtGray13.png | File:ColtGray13.png | ||
File:ColtGray15.png|Finally [[Congratulations|took a shower]] | |||
File:ColtGray15.png| | File:ColtGray16.png| | ||
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File:ColtGray17.png|The beast was [[Anger|angered]]. | File:ColtGray17.png|The beast was [[Anger|angered]]. | ||
File:ColtGray18.png| | File:ColtGray18.png| | ||
File:ColtGray19.png|Cosplaying again, now as [[Dylan Klebold]]. He was probably a [[Columbine Copycats|Columbfag]]. | File:ColtGray19.png|Cosplaying again, now as [[Dylan Klebold]]. He was probably a [[Columbine Copycats|Columbfag]]. | ||
File:ColtGray20.png | File:ColtGray20.png | ||
File:ColtGray21.png| | File:ColtGray21.png| | ||
File:ColtGray22.png|Gangsta' | File:ColtGray22.png|Gangsta' | ||
File:ColtGray23.png|[[Jeff Weise]] stare | File:ColtGray23.png|[[Jeff Weise]] stare | ||
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File:ColtGrayFatFuck.jpeg|Before being a [[Fake|bottle blonde]], he was a [[fat|fat fuck]] | File:ColtGrayFatFuck.jpeg|Before being a [[Fake|bottle blonde]], he was a [[fat|fat fuck]] | ||
File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png| | File:ColtGrayFatFuck2.png|Good ol' days | ||
File:SamHydeKid.png|'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''<br> The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre. | File:SamHydeKid.png|'''[[Sam Hyde|Sam Hyde Jr.]]'''<br> The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre. | ||
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*[[Nikolas Cruz]] - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him. | *[[Nikolas Cruz]] - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him. | ||
*[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - | *[[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]] - Other fags this nigger simped over. | ||
*[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score | *[[Ethan Crumbley]] - Got an identical score | ||
*[[Kip Kinkel]] - Also failed to roll cery many critical hits. | *[[Kip Kinkel]] - Also failed to roll cery many critical hits. | ||
Latest revision as of 00:28, 18 June 2026
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Colt Gray is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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This article is about a person who is under 18 years old. You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to get off of the Internets until then. |
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| Colt Gray | |
| Born | January 14, 2010 (16 years old) |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 9 (7 by Colt) |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO! |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | No |
Colt Gray is some tranny-looking 16-year-old who shoot up his school with a higscore of 4 pwnings., His Shitcord username meant Lanza in russian so its clear this kid has some fucking issues.
Due to his actions, people on social media have been posting threats to schools in the area, these empty threats are indeed, pathetic attempts to gain fame and a shameful public display of faggotry by fellow spergs, dont do this unless you wanna get V&.
High-Score Attempt
On September 4th, Colt made a call to 5 schools in the area, threatening to shoot them up, likely in an attempt to gain more time to shoot classmates while the police was busy searching said other schools.) His first target? Apalachee High School. After leaving his algebra class, grabbing his AR-15 and hiding it with a banner he made for mother's day to congratulate his crackhead whore of a mother for being 2 days clean, he turned around and fired 15 shots all over the place, none of which actually hit any targets.
He then FINALLY managed to wring out 4 frags, including a fellow autistic nigger, a teacher who left the room like a sissy and a handegg coach. Due to the panic button used at Apalachee, Colt run was stopped even earlier than expected by authorities and Colt was swiftly teleported to de_courthouse.
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Originz
Before this epic fail of America's favorite game, we must understand why dat son of a bitch Colty did this Revolty!
Colt "Smith And Wesson" Gray was born on 14th January 2010 in Georgia making him an early Gen Alpha, quite possibly the first notable school shooter to be too young to fall under Gen Z aka the "School Shooting Generation" according to Time Magazine's article on the Marjory Stoneman Douglas protestors which we all know didn't do much fucking shit as a double digit school massacre occurred 3 months later in Santa Fe, Texas!
Colt Gray had a rough life, taking one too many beatings from his father (who got eight counts of child cruelty after his son finally snitched) and also having to grow up in shitty ass rural Georgia where guns are given to kids the moment they drop their first hard r. Samuel Colt 22's parents were divorced which just adds more fuel to the fire. Also he was bullied at school for being a faggot or some shit idk. Because of these four things and a upcoming fifth thing we can finally know why this blondie ass fucker shot up the school....
He had a highscore obsession with other notable school shooters such as Adam Lanza likely being inspired by actually successful massacres like Sandy Hook and Parkland he had two decisions: A. Keep it a secret or B. TELL FUCKING EVERYONE ON A DISCORD GROUP. If you guessed B you deserve a free pizza: Click here to claim it, fat ass.
Loadout
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Good rifle, great Christmas gift!
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"Investigationz"
After changing his pedocord username to Adam Lanza's surname in Russian and telling everyone how he wants to comitt a mass shooting in a few years at a middle school and then become An Hero, He of course got V& [1] The FBI did jackshit to stop him because of course, we know how they handled his idol years ago when he posted that YouTube comment. Colty got out of this mess by saying that he dindu nuffin, and just like a guilty nigger this allowed him to stay free and to not end up becoming Bubba's buttbuddy, He was obviously groomed by the FBI aswell.
Watch his retard babyfat-filled body shift side-to-side for an entire antagonizing two minutes starting around 2:15 as the stress of being interrogated while having to also be near his father makes him start stimming.
Dad's Reaction
Instead of beating his son like usual or teaching him a good lesson about minding whatever the fuck it is that you say online, He chose to get him an (AR-15) as a christmas gift that would later be used in the massacre have we fucking learned Americunts? Weird Kid + Gun + School = No No No
Victims ;(
- Christina Irmie, 53
- Math teacher who got subtracted! - Richard Aspenwall, 39 - Algebra teacher who got factored!
- Christian Angulo, 14
- Spic who will never work on roofs again. :( - Mason Schermerhorn, 14 - Autistic niglet who had dreams of joining the NBA.
The brain-rotted shooter
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Showing off the gay smut he has displayed on his wall -
Another picture of him. Notice the pictures of Nick Cruz on the wall. -
Manliest twink -
From an ERP sesh -
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Maybe his aim would have been better if he remembered these? -
Gettin' freaky. -
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Which sick pedo got this one from him? -
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Faggotry -
Those emo days -
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Finally took a shower -
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The beast was angered. -
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Cosplaying again, now as Dylan Klebold. He was probably a Columbfag. -
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Gangsta' -
Jeff Weise stare -
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Before being a bottle blonde, he was a fat fuck -
Good ol' days -
Sam Hyde Jr.
The suspected shooter behind the Apalachee massacre.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 4/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 6/20 9 injured |
| Style: | 5/20 Death threats |
| Butthurt: | 8/20 Got The Onion to post their "No Way to Prevent This" article for the first time since Robert Card |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Deadliest school shooting in Georgia |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See Also
- Nikolas Cruz - A much better school shooter. Colt Gray wishes he was him.
- Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold - Other fags this nigger simped over.
- Ethan Crumbley - Got an identical score
- Kip Kinkel - Also failed to roll cery many critical hits.
External Links
| Colt Gray is part of a series on Dying Alone
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