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{{ib|[[File:Benmoynihan.png|250px]]}} | {{ib|[[File:Benmoynihan.png|250px]] <br> '''This loser never scored'''}} | ||
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{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[British]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png|25px]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''Born:'''|Ca. 1996}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[British|Britfag]] [[File:MiniflagUK.png|25px]]}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Aliases:'''|"The [[Tomb Raider]] Stabber" <br> "The [[Elliot Rodger|virgin]] teen attempted serial killer" <br> "'''The Unhappy Geezer'''"}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 {{Hover|cunts shaved up by shanking|wounded}}}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 {{Hover|cunts shaved up by shanking|wounded}}}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[ | {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|[[Epic fail|Not even close]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Shank'n'slash}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|[[London|Shank'n'slash]], Single player}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, [[Epic fail|V& for 21 years]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Incel|Incel rage]] | {{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Incel|Incel rage]], [[Asperger|Autism]] & [[Sick Fuck|Gerontophilic desires]]}} | ||
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'''Ben Moynihan''' | '''Ben Moynihan''', AKA {{Glowtext|'''The Unhappy Geezer'''}} was a [[Cereal|serial]] killer wannabe, [[Old people|gerontophilic]] [[British|britfag]] teen who went [[Elliot Rodger|ER]] at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-[[kike]] half-[[chink]] [[Elliot Rodger]], he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an <s>Omega</s> Beta male on 20th and 29th June and 11th July, 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies, aged 20, 45 and 61, and all of the wimmenz (except for one, who is not a woman, just a young lady who was fucking 20) he shanked, survived. The Unhappy Geezer was arrested just {{Hover|2 days after his 3rd victim's attack|13th July, 2014}} and after he sent a letter to the Portsmouth police department. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an [[American]], he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met [[Bubba]]. | ||
[[File:BenMoynihanEdgelord.png|thumb|left|'''Fuck those ladies, lets go amuck''' - Ben Moynihan, after the [[Elliot Rodger|5/23]]]] | |||
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==Gear== | ==Gear== | ||
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!colspan="2"| | !colspan="2"|The unhappy geeziness | ||
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*'''Primary''': Knife | *'''Primary''': Cerbera Knife | ||
<center>[[Image:Knifeicon.png|70px]]</center> | <center>[[Image:Knifeicon.png|70px]]</center> | ||
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* | *Used to shank those 3 ladies. '''Does 25~30 points of damage''' | ||
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*'''Spell''': | *'''Spell''':Inceldom | ||
<center>[[Image: | <center>[[Image:SupremeGentlemanB&W.jpg|70px]]</center> | ||
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*'''X2 damage against women, normies and fuckboys <br> Triple if they are from 16 to 25 years old''' | *'''X2 damage against women, normies and fuckboys <br> Triple if they are from 16 to 25 years old''' | ||
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== Gameplay == | |||
=== 1st attack === | |||
On 20th June, 2014, The infamous unhappy geezer started to go amuck at the rip age of [[Teenager|17]]. On Southampton Road, opposite a block of flats on Ashurst Road, Cosham, armed with a 4.5-inch kitchen knife, approached to a 20-year-old lady and shanked her the chest. | |||
=== 2nd attack === | |||
On 29th June, 2014, just 9 days before he started to go amuck, he used again his trusty knife to shank a 45-year-old dog walker. She was shanked in the chest by the unhappy geezer at 11:30 A.M. as she walked on a footpath along the shore of Ports Creek in Hilsea. | |||
=== Last attack === | |||
On 11th July, 2014, the unhappy geezer decided to end everything by shanking a 66-year-old woman. She was attacked as she walked in an alleyway between Colwell Road and Northern Road in Cosham. | |||
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== His letters == | == His letters == | ||
[[File:Ben-Moynihanletter.jpg]] | [[File:Ben-Moynihanletter.jpg|thumb|left|500px|"The Unhappy Geezer". Notice the Tomb Raider 2 symbol there.]] | ||
[[File:Moynihanloletter.jpg]] | [[File:Moynihanloletter.jpg|thumb|right|750px|Ben's least edgelord moments]] | ||
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=== The letter's quotes === | |||
{{Morphquote|Unhappy Geezer's quotes|background-color:#ffffff; width: 700px; height: 210px;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|I guess you must be after me now [[Punks|police]]. My name should still be unknown. I am not a psychopath; I am "the unhappy [[Old people|geezer]]". | |||
|Ben's 1st letter to the police | |||
|When [[Wimmins|women]] won't talk to you, it's heart breaking. Why are they [[Pussy|fussy]] with men now days? When jobs turn you down, it's emotional to think how fussy they are. Even part time hours. Why do people become aggressive for no reason, [[Why|why, why, why?]] In fact, this [[Forced Meme|unhappy geezer]] has a hard time making friends and is often lonely. | |||
|Ben, forcing his famous alias and [[Waaaambulance|crying about women]]. | |||
|I tried to be good but i am always {{Hover|''builled''|Bullied}} for being [[Retard|unintelligent]]. '''[[Supreme Gentleman|The]] [[Emo|Unhappy]] [[Old people|Geezer]]''' needs dignity; maybe it is best if I rot in [[Shit nobody cares about|Broadmoor, Ramptom or Ashworth]]. But when that happens can I request to bring my laptop with me, not for internet, just something to do. If not then just pictures to remind me of home, not [[Porn|women]] or [[Titjob|jobs]], just home. | |||
|Ben, forcing AGAIN his alias and talking about his laptop. | |||
|Until then I bid you a good day with the happy lives you have, cause I roam these streets hungry for [[High Score|blood and pain]]. I be greeted as [[Fail|attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, dead,]] jolly good! Yours faithfully [[Forced Meme|'''Unhappy Geezer''']] | |||
|Ben's last words from the 1st letter. | |||
|You Police men are very [[Noob|pathetic]]. I was the one who {{Hover|stabbed|shanked, my estimated teenager}} all 3 women in the last few weeks. 20 June, 29 June and 11 July. | |||
|2nd letter. [[Asking for it]] | |||
|Now you arrest someone who is 30, I'm only 17 years old for crying out loud | |||
|Ben the crybaby serial killer wannabe incel | |||
|[[Supreme Gentleman|All women needs to die]] and hopefully next time I can gauge their eyeballs out. Every time I stab someone, I run home and I like to smell the flesh I ripped out. | |||
|Ben, being an absolute psycho | |||
|I'm now going to show you a picture of myself and see how good you guys and be, come and [[V&|arrest me]] for god sake before I hunt for my 4th victim. | |||
|Ben, being kind with the police | |||
|CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! | |||
|Ben's last words from its 2nd letter, being an absolute child. | |||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
V&Moynihan.jpg|Say hello to Bubba. Oh, also good riddance | V&Moynihan.jpg|Say hello to <s>Bubba</s> Boobah (Britfag version of [[Bubba]]). Oh, also good riddance | ||
BenLeKnives.jpg| | BenLeKnives.jpg|The knife used by Ben | ||
IDKSexR34Xiarofan.png|What he can't get | |||
Ben17YearOldVirgin.jpg | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
== Graded Score == | == Graded Score == | ||
{{GradedScore|0|All three | {{GradedScore|0|All three ladies survived|2|Shank in better areas, kid|0|Nothing original, just a 17-year-old [[Elliot Rodger]] wannabe|3| Was on britain's news and in teens who kill (Britfag exclusive TV show)|5|[[Beta Uprising|Omega]] male stabber|10|Z-|You're only 17, brat. Why would you be thinking about how women think of you now?}} | ||
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File: | {{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Half-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:Police_pedalo.png|120px]]|customdesc=Do you have any idea <br> why I've stopped you, sir?}} | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
*[[Elliot Rodger]] | [[File:BenMScored.png|thumb|center|750px|Hope he can see this when he gets out of the jail]] | ||
*[[Elliot Rodger]] - What he wanted to be | |||
*[[Michael Ryan]] - Beta male who spreg out on 1980s | |||
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s | *[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]] - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s | ||
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] | *[[Derrick Bird]] - Ben's lost uncle and sigma spree shooter. | ||
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]] - Another incel half-britfag who went [[Columbine]] | |||
*[[Jake Davison]] - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, [[Electric Boogaloo]] | |||
*[[Nino Luciano]] - Also targeted old people. | |||
*[[High Score/Loserinfo]] - Where he deserves to go | |||
*[[Old people]] | *[[Old people]] | ||
*[[Virgin|Incel]] | *[[Virgin|Incel]] | ||
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*[[Generation Z]] | *[[Generation Z]] | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
{{Aspies}} | {{Aspies}} | ||
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{{dying alone}} | {{dying alone}} | ||
{{Britfags}} | {{Britfags}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | |||
[[Category:2014]] | |||
[[Category:Crime]] | |||
Latest revision as of 15:02, 20 December 2024
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Ben Moynihan is yet another mediocre mass stabbing article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone! |
Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: |
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 This loser never scored | |
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| Ben Moynihan | |
| Born: | Ca. 1996 |
| Nationality: | Britfag 
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| Aliases: | "The Tomb Raider Stabber" "The virgin teen attempted serial killer" "The Unhappy Geezer" |
| Highscore | 3 cunts shaved up by shanking |
| Top 50? | Not even close |
| Style | Shank'n'slash, Single player |
| An Hero? | No, V& for 21 years |
| Motive | Incel rage, Autism & Gerontophilic desires |
Ben Moynihan, AKA The Unhappy Geezer was a serial killer wannabe, gerontophilic britfag teen who went ER at Portsmouth in 2014. Like the half-kike half-chink Elliot Rodger, he also carried out his london styled chimpout out of revenge against the fact that he was an Omega Beta male on 20th and 29th June and 11th July, 2014. However, his Caucasian chimpout proved to be unsuccessful, as he only shanked three ladies, aged 20, 45 and 61, and all of the wimmenz (except for one, who is not a woman, just a young lady who was fucking 20) he shanked, survived. The Unhappy Geezer was arrested just 2 days after his 3rd victim's attack and after he sent a letter to the Portsmouth police department. Ultimately, on March 6, 2015, he was found guilty of three counts of attempted murder and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Luckily for him, had he been an American, he would have likely served a life sentence without any possibility of parole, and he would have also met Bubba.
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Gameplay
1st attack
On 20th June, 2014, The infamous unhappy geezer started to go amuck at the rip age of 17. On Southampton Road, opposite a block of flats on Ashurst Road, Cosham, armed with a 4.5-inch kitchen knife, approached to a 20-year-old lady and shanked her the chest.
2nd attack
On 29th June, 2014, just 9 days before he started to go amuck, he used again his trusty knife to shank a 45-year-old dog walker. She was shanked in the chest by the unhappy geezer at 11:30 A.M. as she walked on a footpath along the shore of Ports Creek in Hilsea.
Last attack
On 11th July, 2014, the unhappy geezer decided to end everything by shanking a 66-year-old woman. She was attacked as she walked in an alleyway between Colwell Road and Northern Road in Cosham.
His letters
The letter's quotes
—Ben's 1st letter to the police | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Gallery
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Say hello toBubbaBoobah (Britfag version of Bubba). Oh, also good riddance -
The knife used by Ben -
What he can't get -
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 All three ladies survived |
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| Accuracy: | 2/20 Shank in better areas, kid |
| Style: | 0/20 Nothing original, just a 17-year-old Elliot Rodger wannabe |
| Butthurt: | 3/20 Was on britain's news and in teens who kill (Britfag exclusive TV show) |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Omega male stabber |
Wanted Level:
Do you have any idea
why I've stopped you, sir?
See also
- Elliot Rodger - What he wanted to be
- Michael Ryan - Beta male who spreg out on 1980s
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - An omega male that went on a school killing spree in the mid 1990s
- Derrick Bird - Ben's lost uncle and sigma spree shooter.
- Chris Harper-Mercer - Another incel half-britfag who went Columbine
- Jake Davison - Ben Moynihan 2: The shooting, Electric Boogaloo
- Nino Luciano - Also targeted old people.
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he deserves to go
- Old people
- Incel
- Alex Hribal
- Generation Z
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