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Ilya Orda
| Ilya Orda is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
| Ilya Orda | |
|---|---|
| Born | c. 2009 (17-18 years old) |
| Nationality | Ruskie |
| Highscore | Killed 1, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | FUCK NO |
| Style | FPS, Single Player |
| An Hero? | No |
| Motive | School didn't give him his diploma |
On February 11, 2026, Ilya Orda, a Russian teenager who shot up his technical school, Анапском индустриальном техникуме (Anapa industrial college), becoming one of the first school shootings of 2026 along with Jesse Strang, but, as typical with basically all modern mass shooters, failed horribly only managing to pwn one person and frag another three. You might wonder, "why did he do it?", well that is because the school didn't give him his diploma after he paid 500,000₽ for it. Oh, he also idolised Vlad.
Loadout
Gameplay

After stealing daddy's shotgun, he entered his school with it in his hand and started shooting like an idiot at anyone who unfortunately crossed his path, managing to kill one person and injure three others. Thankfully, the police arrived quickly and detained him, putting an end to his horrible high score attempt.
The Interview
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 3 injured |
|---|---|
| Accuracy: | 5/20 Only managed to kill one out of his four frags |
| Style: | 4/20 A school shooting in Russia is almost as common as in America |
| Butthurt: | 2/20 No one cared |
| Bonus: | 0/20 You deserve nothing |
See Also
- All of Russia's most famous shooters:
- Artyom Kazantsev
- Dmitry Vinogradov
- Ilnaz Galyaviev
- Timur Bekmansurov
- Vladislav Roslyakov - An idol of his also
- High Score/Loserinfo - Where he belongs
External Links
TOW coverageBALEETED!!!
His suspected TikTok
His Telegram
Ilya Orda is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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