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Dimitris Patmanidis
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Dimitris Patmanidis is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Dimitris Patmanidis | |
| Born | 1990 |
| Died | April 10, 2009 (aged 19) |
| Nationality: | Philosopher 
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| Highscore | 3 injured |
| Top 50? | No chance |
| Style | FPS, Single player mode |
| An Hero? | Yep |
| Motive | Bullying (as always) Columbinefag |
An hour before Anthony Powell made his Xtian crusade, Dimitris Patmanidis
(Δημήτρης Πατμανίδης), AKA Death_Salvation, a 19-year-old mechanics student and Emo began the first round of trolling on 10th April 2009.
Shooting
Loadout
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The shooting in question
Dimitris, armed with Tomb Raider equipment, 2 blank pistols (both converted with rubber bullets) and a hunting knife, went to the OAED vocational college, and, on the staircase began his nihilist & emo shooting. He first wounded a 18 year old student, Dimitris Kokkinis, who was shot twice on the chest by Dimitris, while he was smoking a cigarette. Then, our hero tries to shot 2 supermarket workers from a far distance, being Kostas Papadopoulos (23) and Topali Fatmili (47) from 150 meters of distance (allegedly), being wounded by shots in the legs, arms and hands. Dimitris, thinking he has done his job, went to a nearby park, sat down on a bench, thinked about his life and how he ruined it in a failed school shooting and shot himself in the right temple, fatally wounding himself. He died in the operating room.
Background
The Athens' OAED Vocational College was popular, apart from the shooting, for being the central of drug dealing on Athens, and also for being the gangsters home in Athens and Greece also. Most of the students in OAED, who are gangsters and low-graded, end up working at a basic vocational training in bodywork and painting and finally they got jobs, which actually you can make fun of their outcome. The service provided by the place's call center is reported to be poor af.
Motive
Apart of being a Kawlimpiner, he also was part-inspired by Tim Kretschmer, who made his epic mass trolling in Germany the month before and also shot himself with a decent pistol. Dimitris, suffered from bullying during his time on OAED, being pushed to the trash cans and other stuff. Also he got rejected by a girl of his class, but surprisingly he spared her life.
Aftermath
They gave psychiatric attention to every person traumatized and that's all... But wait, there's more! On April 2nd, 2015, Maria Kousidou, a 22-year-old nursing student who studied there and suffered from bullying, like our hero, Dimitris, but this time for her appearance, tied his score by slashing her classmates on the OAED, injuring 3 before being arrested. She drew from her purse a pair of knives and shouted "Today you will laugh for the last time" before she began slashing the students' bodies, being 3 NPCs wounded. She made a sequel for Dimitris to teach us that Rentis/Athens' OAED is a shithole and the bullying capital in Greece.
Quotes
— The emoquit Dimitris | ||
— Mentioning he was rejected by the thot | ||
Gallery
Gallery about Dimitris and his only female friend (in the afterlife, maybe), Maria.
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Unused rifle. He could get a better high score if he used it. -
Emo
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You should use it next time, faggot. -
Looking like a drunk guy -
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Trying a Rina Palenkova, but failed -
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His boring trench Coat -
The Zoraki pistol he used -
Allegedly used this pistol -
Kokkinis, pwned -
He was an active smoker -
Closest sight to his still body, but still not visible -
After the still alive body was removed. -
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Another photo of Maria -
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Maria and Parents -
Interview to Maria
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 ... |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Did worse than Asa Coon |
| Style: | 8/20 Emoquit Columbiner revenge |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Being the first proper School Shooting in Greece history, just behind some shooting who was really fatal, in 1978 |
| Bonus: | 10/20 Aforementioned motive, also made a sequel at the same school +5 moar |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See also
- Dimitrios Pagourtzis - other greek origin school shooter with better high score
- Tim Kretschmer
- Tony48219
- Farda Gadirov
External Links
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Somebody call the Waaaambulance!!!1!
This is a blatant attack article about a subject nobody cares about. It was most likely written by a butthurt emo with a personal vendetta against the subject. You can help by proving me wrong. |
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