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2020 Nashville Bombing
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| Anthony Warner | |
| Born | January 17, 1957 |
| Died | December 25, 2020 (aged 63) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Highscore | Injured 8 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | Bomberman, Single Player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Idklol |
'Twas the Christmas morning of 2020, in a sleepy Nashville avenue in Tennessee, United States at 6:29 a.m., the resting residents of a street block were conveniently awoken to beautiful melody of Petula Clark's hit 1964 song "Downtown" and the sight of an RV packed with explosives detonating and pwning an entire city block. Residents were also gifted the beautiful Christmas melodies of victims crying for help.
The man who gave this thoughtful Christmas gift to Nashville residents was Anthony Quinn Warner, a 63-year-old boomer computer technician who had lived in Nashville entire life. He parked the RV and managed to damage more than 40 buildings but only killed one person: himself.
Background
Anthony lived a very unremarkable life, he worked in technology all of his life which may have been useful for his bomb making abilities. Unsurprisingly, he was "already known by the authorities" after his girlfriend reported him to the FBI in 2019 when she caught him making booms in his RV. The feds never inspected his home, RV or even interviewed him for that matter and promptly closed the case. A week before the bombing, he sold his car, home and possessions, leaving only him and RV. The woman whom he sold his car to told the old media that he told her that he's "going to be so famous Nashville will never forget me.". He also believed in conspiracy theories, if you wanted any more reasons for why this guy should've been v&.
Bombing
At 1:22 a.m., children were being tucked into bed awaiting the arrival Santa Claus, but because this was 2020 and these were all American kids, Santa decided they didn't deserve any presents and instead Anthony Warner came to town. He parked his RV and 4 hours later at around 5:00 a.m., a loudspeaker that was attached to the RV started playing a robotic female voice saying "All buildings in this area must be evacuated now. If you can hear this message, evacuate now, stay clear of this vehicle, do not approach this vehicle, your primary objective is to evacuate these buildings now, this vehicle contains a bomb." (Protip: If you're going to try to get the High Score, don't announce to the surrounding public what you're about to do minutes before doing it.). After playing those messages, Anthony played Petula Clark's hit 1964 song "Downtown", giving himself even more attention.
Despite the warnings, police made no effort to enter the RV and instead waited 15 minutes before it finally blew up; destroying over 60 buildings, injuring 8 people in the avenue and killing the NEET inside the RV who caused all of this.
Loadout
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Aftermath
Despite the piss poor kill count of 0 (not including Anthony himself), the bombing caused widespread butthurt across the whole of Tennessee as 2 of damaged buildings were AT&T and T-Mobile facilities, meaning that not only were people unable to use the internets for an extended period but emergency services were cut off, bank services and even airports were unable to operate machinery meaning some flights were delayed. But worst of all, a Hooters restaurant was damaged and subsequently closed, now THAT'S a fucking tragedy.
The rest of the word somewhat shrugged at the incident, that's assuming that "the rest of the world" even was notified of it. After the services that experienced outages were put back online, the buildings were rebuilt, business owners found new jobs and the 8 victims recovered, even Nashville slowly forgot about the bombing too, subsequently squashing Anthony's dream of "never being forgotten" by Nashville.
He was nominated for the 2020 Golden iPod but lost to a streamer that nobody has ever heard of, but to be fair, who has ever heard of Anthony.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 8 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 60/20 Took out a whole city block. |
| Style: | -20/20 Announced to everyone around what was about to happen, decreasing the chance of a high score. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 Caused hundreds to lose jobs, cut off 9-11 services and delayed airport flights. |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Rarely do you ever see a white man participate in the commonly Islamic tradition of a suicide bombing. |
Wanted Level:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
See also
- 2020
- 2025 New Year's Cybertruck Bombing - The sequel.
- An hero
- Audrey Hale - Fellow high score attempt in Nashville.
- Baby Boomers
- Crimes
- Exploding Van
- High Score
- Tennessee
- Jewnited States of Americunts
- Old people
- Suicide
External links
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