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ThatKidDouglas
ThatKidDouglas (powerword: Zion Douglas) is a 30-year-old ice nigger and wannabe ranter from Canada who makes really shit, unoriginal and boring-as-fuck rant videos. The majority of his videos consist of him rambling on and on for god knows how long about users such as Clay Claymore, Keemstar and even KaBlamBandicoot64. Despite being 30 years old, his voice sounds like he's still going through puberty. As much as he’s willing to distance himself from them, ThatKidDouglas is a massive suck up to the YouTube commentary community, frequently rehashing points from them and making no new points of his own. His editing is atrocious, frequently going through spergy tangents and forgetting to edit out the pauses, especially at the end of his videos.
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His stupidity in general
What makes Zion's content especially lulzy is how much of an oversensitive pussy he is. Much like other basement-dwellers, he will get extremely butthurt whenever you use an ad hominem attack as a joke or insults of any type, even if you have a good point. One such YouTuber he has a particular animosity towards is Clay Claymore. He made a total of 4 videos on him, which is ironic since he has criticized Clay for making multiple videos on 03bgood and TheMysteriousMrEnter. Clay Claymore made a surprisingly earnest attempt at responding to one of his videos. This caused Zion to make a 3-minute video of him sperging out over how "oversensitive and butthurt" he apparently acted - whilst missing the point of his response. To this day, Zion has yet to account for his hypocrisy.
In February of 2017, ThatKidDouglas made another video going against soulbrothanumbuh3, who Clay Claymore happens to be a fan of. The video in question was of him (jokingly) accusing Benthelooney of being a racist. Never mind the fact that he rightfully called out Ben on drawing legitimate child porn on Deviantart, ThatKidDouglas, being the niggerfaggot he is, successfully took the entire video at face value and came to the aid of his hero, calling SoulBrotha "despicable" all because he dared to make fun of Ben's retardation.
You thought that ThatKidDouglas was an annoying faggot with shitty video quality? It turns out the nigger is an Enterbot and a soccermom as well. When The Emoji Movie got a shitload of critical backlash from internet reviewers, Zion decided to jump on the autism bandwagon by producing a 20-minute long rant of him sperging the fuck out over the movie. Because he's too fucking lazy to attain footage from YouTube, the spook went ahead and spoiled the ENTIRE plotline of the film, bitching and getting pissed all over how "corporate" and "childish" it was. Zion's "review" had about as much maturity and quality as a Matthew Davis video, as he literally raged and insulted Sony Pictures Animation over some shitty movie that he and other manchildren didn't like. We have a badass over here... According to ThatKidDouglas, children's entertainment must always have "depth and meaning" and "appeal to adults and children". He also claims that The Emoji Movie must never, EVER be shown to any child, because the "it's for kids" defense is immoral and ethically incorrect and if a parent shows it to their children, it means that they are an abusive psychopath who needs to be arrested for child abuse! Gee, we wonder whose mouth that could easily have come out of. Yep, even after ThatKidDouglas made an "examining" video criticizing TheMysteriousMrEnter in 2016, he acts just as autistic by taking cartoons just as seriously as he does, as much as he's willing to deny it. Zion then sucked up even more to his idol by sperging about how kids should only watch movies such as Inside Out, Wreck-It Ralph and any other hipster animated movie from the 2010s. You can check out his shitty review by clicking 
here.
Additionally, he is not above shoving his moralfaggotry down the throats of all involved, inquiring that his targets conform to his video making style on the sole basis of “WE R TRYING TO HELP!!1!!! WE RNT HATING ON U!1!!!!1!”
His fanbase
It's obvious to anyone with 46 chromosomes that Zion's videos lack anything that would make a video decent, and yet the nigger has somehow garnered a following of 592 subscribers, most of which are autistic teenagers who have no opinions of their own. ThatKidDouglas panders to his fanboys by producing low-effort, shit-quality videos which consist of him rambling on and on about topics that nobody outside of his posse would give two shits about, such as LeafyIsHere, Keemstar and how much of an ableist dick Clay Claymore is. Unfortunately, ThatKidDouglas lacks any sort of quality, effort, and talent that ever made any of these YouTubers popular in the first place.
What triggers him
- “ad hominems”
- Brucesnoop
- Calling him a nigger
- Clay Claymore
- Critiquing his videos
- The Emoji Movie (even though it's a forgettable, harmless kiddie flick at best)
- His life
- JesusWithBazookaz79
- KaBlamBandicoot64
- Mister Metokur (for going after Doodletones)
- MrConnman123
- People who go after the YouTube Commentary Community
- Telling him that he's oversensitive
- Telling him to learn how to take a joke
- This article (bonus points if he makes a response to this)
- Using autism as an insult
- Whenever people accuse Benthelooney of being a racist/pedophile
- Soulbrothanumbuh3
See Also
- Autism, what he and the majority of his fans suffer from.
- Faggot
- Matrooko11, one of his braindead fanboys who is an even bigger sperg than Zion.
- Professor Kuhtoons, Former CC associate and modern rival
- Moralfag
- MysteriousMrEnter, a fellow manchild who also takes himself way too seriously.
- Nigger
- Pseudo-intellectual
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