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Dimitris Patmanidis
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Dimitris Patmanidis is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Dimitris Patmanidis | |
| Born | 1990 |
| Died | April 10, 2009 (aged 19) |
| Nationality: | Geek 
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| Highscore | 3 injured |
| Style | FPS, Single player mode |
| An Hero? | Yep |
An hour before Anthony Powell made his Xtian crusade, Dimitris Patmanidis (Δημήτρης Πατμανίδης), AKA Death_Salvation, a 19-year-old mechanics student began the first round of trolling on 10th April 2009. Dimitris, armed with Tomb Raider equipment, 2 pistols (both converted) and a hunting knife, went to the OAED vocational college, and, on the staircase began his nihilist & emo shooting. He first wounded a 18 year old student, Dimitris Kokkinis, who was shot twice on the chest by Dimitris. Then, our hero tries to snipe 2 supermarket workers, Kostas Papadopoulos (23) and Topali Fatmili (47) from 150 meters (allegedly), being wounded by shots in the legs, arms and hands. Dimitris, thinking he has done his job, went to a nearby park, sat down on a bench and offed himself in the right temple, fatally wounding himself. He died in the operating room.
Background
Dimitris was originally Abkhazian but he was nationalized Greek.
The OAED Vocational College was popular, apart from the shooting, for being the central of drug dealing on Athens, and also for being the Gangstas home in Athens.
Motive
Apart of being a Kawlimpiner, he also was inspired by Tim Kretschmer, who made his epic mass trolling in Germany the month before and also shot himself with a decent pistol. Dimitris, suffered from bullying during his time on OAED. Also he got rejected by a girl of his class, but surprisingly he spared her life.
Aftermath
They gave psychiatric attention to every person traumatized and that's all. But wait, there's more! Maria Kousidou, an 18-year-old girl who studied there and suffered from bullying, like Dimitris, tied his score by slashing her classmates on the OAED, injuring 3 before being arrested. She made a sequel for Dimitris cuz OAED is a shithole and a bullying center in Greece.
Quotes
— The emoquit Dimitris | ||
— Mentioning he was rejected by the thot | ||
Gallery
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Unused rifle. He could get a better high score if he used it. -
Emo
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You should use it next time, faggot. -
Looking like a drunk guy -
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Trying a Rina Palenkova, but failed -
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His boring trench Coat -
The Zoraki pistol he used -
Allegedly used this pistol -
Kokkinis, pwned -
He was an active smoker
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 ' |
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| Accuracy: | 3/20 Did worse than Asa Coon |
| Style: | 8/20 Emoquit Columbiner revenge |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Being the first Sk00l Sh00t1in in Greece history |
| Bonus: | 5/20 Aftermetioned motive |
Wanted Level:
Mall Cop
See also
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